Description: Nino Tempe and April Stevens belt out this cool one. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1068. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Frankie Randall sings about a yellow-haired woman who came in on the last train from Memphis. The train design was as confusing as the trio of dancers jumping around town wearing nothing but yellow boots, tight blue pants, arm garters and a dickie... which as you can imagine was really inconvenient for the female member of the troupe. Alas, the local sheriff's brief romance with the yellow-haired woman ends with the sheriff, assisted, by the woman who is still not wearing a proper shirt, pulling the woman off to the pokey by a rope... guilty of being blonde under false pretenses. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1032.
Description: Donna Theodore sings Experience Unnecessary, discussing how she'll settle for a guy who doesn't necessarily know what he's doing. The dancing by the couples in this film also proves the adage that newlywed couples only need one pair set of pajamas between the two of them. "She wants a man, not a mouse." Although not a terribly well-known name these days, Donna Theodore was an experienced entertainer in the 1960s, playing the Copacabana, the Fountainebleau Hotel, the Fairmont Hotel, and the El San Juan in Puerto Rico. Later she had a career in Broadway to some success. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1066. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced.
Description: Dick and Dee Dee wonder where did All The Good Times Go even though they rode the depressing Sham Tram out to the Tear Pier. The good times weren't at the Bikini Shooting Gallery, where a dancing girl made it impossible to take your shot. Nor were the good times to be found at the Sno-Xon where they were they were selling all-you-can-throw-up cotton candy. The good times weren't even at the Pity Party Arcade, despite the place having bikini skittles, a Peppy the Dancing Clown machine and pinball machines blocked by a coin-op pony. Personally, I think Dick and Dee Dee need to look somewhere else. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1044. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s.
Description: Joi Lansing does the song The Silencers, from the movie of the same name with Dean Martin. The scopitone starts out with her singing about .22s and .38s and then she pulls a gun out on the audience. A moment later she puts it in her pocket, takes off her trenchcoat and shows off her REAL secret weapon. Some obligatory bikini dancing in this one. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1053. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Hanna Ahroni singing Padam, Padam! Sung in French ("padam, padam" isn't a word, it's the sound of your heartbeat) this is actually pretty classy for a scopitone. If you like Paris, you'll love Robaire's! Located right next to the strip club. Film S-1035. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Today there is a new brand of censorship: wokists who want to take down any kind of "humor" which doesn't involve their enemies. I'm proud to be disapproved by the collective!
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Description: Before the Texas War of Independance the troops of the dictator Santa Anna found out that the town of Gonzales had a cannon, an old piece that was only good for scaring off the Comanche and other raiders. They sent word that they would be sending troops to seize the "illegal weapon." When the soldiers arrived a flag flew over the town with a lone star, a cannon, and the words "Come And Take It." This design has been used to oppose government overreach ever since.
Description: During the Cold War the SMLM operated ion West Germany and the USMLM (US Military Liaison Mission) operated in East Germany due to an agreement between the western allies and the Soviets during WWII. SMLM activity was to be reported whenever noted and these cards were supposed to be carried at all times.
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Description: I was stationed at Eskan Village in Saudi Arabia and was buying a few groceries at the small commissary there when the cashier picked up my can of Spam and asked if I had my ration card. I had no idea I needed one until then but I guess that explains that sleazy guy outside the gate...
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