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Hello! Long Cat Media is a two-person fiction podcast production company from the UK. We are the makers of Mockery Manor, Madame Magenta, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, and Magenta Presents.
Norwich, UK

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Strong Emotions Strong Tea Hat
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Description: Parker's catchphrase from Mockery Manor Season 2. Important words to live by.

Strong Emotions Strong Tea Hat

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The Unidentified Frying Objects Diner #2 Hat
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Description: Come on down to the UFO Diner! We got banawrnawr milkshakes, chicken in a basket, and slushies in the flavour "Blue"! But no air conditioning, because this is England.

Tags: atomic age, roswell alien, roswell ufo, theme park, vintage sci fi

The Unidentified Frying Objects Diner #2 Hat

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Magenta & Bernard Hat
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Description: Magenta and Bernard posed for an official portrait! Bernie donned his ceremonial Druidic garb, and Mags just threw on some comfies. Their likeness was captured by artist ZedEdge, who also illustrated the characters in Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game.

Tags: 80s movies, erotic art, fantasy illustration, frank fazetta, sexy lady

Magenta & Bernard Hat

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Mockery Manor Game Logo Hat
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Description: It's logo for our very first game - Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game

Tags: game, murder mystery, podcasting

Mockery Manor Game Logo Hat

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Four Spurs Hat
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Description: Now the town is run by horses - now the horses make the laws.

Tags: country, cowboy, horse, sheriff, star

Four Spurs Hat

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Mockery Manor S3 Hat
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Description: For too long, others have called the shots... now it's her turn.

Tags: audio drama, grindhouse, podcast

Mockery Manor S3 Hat

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Cactus Lovers Hat
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Description: It's the 1952 hit single Cactus Lovers, from Clayton Woodrow and Tammy Jewel! The perfect gift for your favourite spiky pal.

Tags: audio drama, cactus, country, cowboy, desert

Cactus Lovers Hat

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Claytonville Logo Hat
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Description: Yeeeehaw! Get yourself some official apparel from Mockery Manor's rootin' tootin' new park, Claytonville!

Tags: cacti, cactus, cowboy, desert, fiction

Claytonville Logo Hat

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Long Cat Logo - White Hat
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Description: The official logo of Long Cat Media circa March 2023!

Tags: cat lover gifts, cat gifts, catshirt, cat owner

Long Cat Logo - White Hat

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Long Cat Logo - Black Hat
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Description: The official logo of Long Cat Media, circa March 2023!

Tags: kitty cats, catshirt, cat lover gifts, cats, kitten

Long Cat Logo - Black Hat

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Ghosted Logo Hat
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Description: The logo for our Magenta Presents miniseries, Ghosted...

Tags: spooky, podcast

Ghosted Logo Hat

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Magenta Presents Logo Hat
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Description: Gasp! It's the logo from our new horror anthology series Magenta Presents

Tags: gothic, podcast, scary, halloween

Magenta Presents Logo Hat

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Ghosted Lino Cut Hat
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Description: A hand-cut lino print by Laurence Owen, depicting Beth looking up at the stranger on the widow's walk, from the Magenta Presents miniseries Ghosted.

Tags: lino print, monochrome, lino

Ghosted Lino Cut Hat

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Mockery Manor Season 2 Logo Hat
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Description: It's Rebecca Pitt's spectacular logo for Mockery Manor from Season Two onwards.

Tags: amusement park, theme park, vintage, retro, synthwave

Mockery Manor Season 2 Logo Hat

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Baba Yaga's Fried Chicken Hut Hat
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Description: Come on down to Baba Yaga's Fried Chicken Hut at Dunkelschloss theme park - for the best fried chicken in Germany!

Tags: retro, theme park, russian, fried chicken, amusement park

Baba Yaga's Fried Chicken Hut Hat

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Trousers Meowsers Mega-Coaster Hat
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Description: Did you ride the Trousers Meowsers Mega-Coaster at Dunkelschloss in 1992? Buy this for the bragging rights.

Tags: cats, cartoon, cute, theme park, roller coaster

Trousers Meowsers Mega-Coaster Hat

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Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practices (White Print) Hat

Description: Gaze into your future with Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice!

Tags: mystic
Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice Hat

Description: Gaze into your future with Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice!

Tags: mystic, palm reading, esoteric
Cut And Run (White Print) Hat

Description: Come travellers and friends, gather round... tuppence a broadsheet, good sir! Well, sort of. The lyrics of Cut and Run, from The Ballad of Anne & Mary, presented as an 18th Century broadside ballad.

Tags: 18th century, vintage

Cut And Run (White Print) Hat

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Cut And Run (Black Print) Hat

Description: Come travellers and friends, gather round... tuppence a broadsheet, good sir! Well, sort of. The lyrics of Cut and Run, from The Ballad of Anne & Mary, presented as an 18th Century broadside ballad.

Tags: old, pirate, ballad

Cut And Run (Black Print) Hat

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Fan Of The Esoteric Hat

Description: Greetings, Fan of the Esoteric!

Tags: psychic, medium

Fan Of The Esoteric Hat

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Madame Magenta Hat
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Description: It's Magenta!

Tags: magic, psychic

Madame Magenta Hat

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The Ballad Of Anne & Mary Logo Hat

Description: The podcast title logo for Anne & Mary

Tags: podcast, pirates

The Ballad Of Anne & Mary Logo Hat

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Dunkelschloss Hat

Description: A magical land of fairy tales in the heart of the Black Forest.

Tags: vintage, 90s, retro

Dunkelschloss Hat

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Frostwald Hat

Description: Dunkelschloss's homegrown metal sensation Frostwald.

Tags: gothic, metal

Frostwald Hat

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Mockery Manor Podcast Image Hat

Description: Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Tags: retro, vintage, 80s

Mockery Manor Podcast Image Hat

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Mockery Manor Logo Hat

Description: Just the logo, straight up

Tags: retro, vintage, 80s

Mockery Manor Logo Hat

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Foucault's Pendulum Hat

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from obscure underground new wave one-hit-wonder Foucault's Pendulum

Tags: vintage, new wave, retro

Foucault's Pendulum Hat

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Wizzzard Entertainment Hat

Description: Everyone's favourite multinational entertainment megacorp

Tags: vintage, 80s, retro

Wizzzard Entertainment Hat

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JJ Staff Badge Hat

Description: Hello, My Name Is K... JJ Armstrong.

Tags: 80s, theme park

JJ Staff Badge Hat

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Trousers Meowsers Hat

Description: Trousers Meowsers! It's Mr Crackles' catchphrase!

Tags: retro, podcast

Trousers Meowsers Hat

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Lydia Hat

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from perky pint-size pop sensation Lydia.

Tags: retro, vintage

Lydia Hat

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Are You A Memory? Hat

Description: Fresh from Margot's gramophone! The original shellac record 'Are You A Memory?' from the Alfred Mockery Orchestra, feat Max Vibrato.

Tags: shellac, old record, vintage

Are You A Memory? Hat

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