Long Cat Media

Description: Parker's catchphrase from Mockery Manor Season 2. Important words to live by.

Description: Come on down to the UFO Diner! We got banawrnawr milkshakes, chicken in a basket, and slushies in the flavour "Blue"! But no air conditioning, because this is England.

Description: Come on down to the UFO Diner! We got banawrnawr milkshakes, chicken in a basket, and slushies in the flavour "Blue"! But no air conditioning, because this is England.

Description: Magenta and Bernard posed for an official portrait! Bernie donned his ceremonial Druidic garb, and Mags just threw on some comfies. Their likeness was captured by artist ZedEdge, who also illustrated the characters in Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game.

Description: It's logo for our very first game - Mockery Manor: The Murder Mystery Game

Description: Now the town is run by horses - now the horses make the laws.

Description: For too long, others have called the shots... now it's her turn.

Description: It's the 1952 hit single Cactus Lovers, from Clayton Woodrow and Tammy Jewel! The perfect gift for your favourite spiky pal.

Description: Yeeeehaw! Get yourself some official apparel from Mockery Manor's rootin' tootin' new park, Claytonville!

Description: The official logo of Long Cat Media circa March 2023!

Description: The official logo of Long Cat Media, circa March 2023!

Description: The logo for our Magenta Presents miniseries, Ghosted...

Description: Gasp! It's the logo from our new horror anthology series Magenta Presents

Description: A hand-cut lino print by Laurence Owen, depicting Beth looking up at the stranger on the widow's walk, from the Magenta Presents miniseries Ghosted.

Description: It's Rebecca Pitt's spectacular logo for Mockery Manor from Season Two onwards.

Description: Come on down to Baba Yaga's Fried Chicken Hut at Dunkelschloss theme park - for the best fried chicken in Germany!

Description: Did you ride the Trousers Meowsers Mega-Coaster at Dunkelschloss in 1992? Buy this for the bragging rights.

Description: Gaze into your future with Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice!

Description: Greetings, Fan of the Esoteric!

Description: It's Magenta!

Description: The podcast title logo for Anne & Mary

Description: A magical land of fairy tales in the heart of the Black Forest.

Description: Dunkelschloss's homegrown metal sensation Frostwald.

Description: Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Description: Just the logo, straight up

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from obscure underground new wave one-hit-wonder Foucault's Pendulum

Description: Everyone's favourite multinational entertainment megacorp

Description: Hello, My Name Is K... JJ Armstrong.

Description: Trousers Meowsers! It's Mr Crackles' catchphrase!

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from perky pint-size pop sensation Lydia.

Description: Fresh from Margot's gramophone! The original shellac record 'Are You A Memory?' from the Alfred Mockery Orchestra, feat Max Vibrato.