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Description: Be best with the Trump Asbestos Seal of Approval! Modeled after the UralAsbest Trump seal as seen in the news, this not-at-all disturbing seal will let all of your Russian-speaking asbestos factory workers know that our great chairman president Donald Trump supports their work and wants asbestos into our homes, our clothes and our lungs! Be best? MORE LIKE BE ASBEST, AMIRITE?
Description: "Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail..." - President Donald Trump, everybody. This tshirt provides a very legal and very cool venn diagram to illustrate the sweet spot found right in the middle of "very legal" and "very cool", which includes things such as running for president while negotiating a real estate deal with Vladimir Putin! Now you can be very legal and very cool too! Or at least that's what people tell me. Many people.
Description: "Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail..." - President Donald Trump, everybody. This tshirt provides a very legal and very cool venn diagram to illustrate the sweet spot found right in the middle of "very legal" and "very cool", which includes things such as running for president while negotiating a real estate deal with Vladimir Putin! Now you can be very legal and very cool too! Or at least that's what people tell me. Many people. (This is the reversed-out version of this design)
Description: Long before there was Donald Trump, another very stable genius roamed the countryside, impressing the masses with his knowledge of math, his unsurpassed literacy, and his ability to keep a calendar. We're speaking, of course, of that charming Orlov Trotter horse circa 1907, CLEVER HANS. Of course, of course, in true very stable genius fashion, an investigation showed his entire act to be a fraud from top to bottom, of course, but never mind all that yakety-yak. Go right to the source: CLEVER HANS is the original, never to be bested, VERY stable genius. NEVER FORGET! NEIGH!
Description: Asbestos now approved very best for humans by greatest president comrade Donald J. Trump of US of America! Support your local Ural Mountain-based asbestos company by sporting this seal modeled after the design stamped on sheets of healthy, delicious asbestos, now coming to and America Shore near you!
