There's been debate as to whether or not its a good thing to spend time with your significant other in the restroom. Some think its disgusting and even in some cases it hurts the relationship by eliminating either an aspect of mystery or the integrity of one's view on one's partner. However, the other side of the coin argues or perceives that sharing these experiences with your partner creates more intimacy. To be comfortable enough to share everything with your partner really demonstrates a level of trust beyond the average couple. Of course, at times such a scenario can get out of hand when pranks come into play. Suppose its just another form of love. Love is trolling one another.
Tags: love-is, trolling, troll, bathroom, toilet
You know your man really cares about you... If it smells like something just died so he goes and checks on you in the restroom. This is next level consideration. Has your man ever checked on you because he was worried the grim reaper was about to claim your soul at one of your most vulnerable moments? Doesn't matter how pretty you are. Everybody poops. However, no matter how smelly your poop is. What's important is that he's there for you.
Tags: death, smell, smells-bad, smells-like-shit, poop
Ever go on a date and discover something about them you didn't expect? Like they live by the beach but can't swim? They are scared of public toilets? Or they are asian and don't know how to use chop-sticks? There are a lot of interesting quirks out there. What's your significant other's quirk? Its ok, we love them anyways. A quirk is another way of keeping things interesting. Its our differences that make us unique. Everyone has their own goals, their own weaknesses, their own passions... the list goes on and on. Embrace who you are. Even if at times it frustrates you. Step by step you'll get ahead. Not necessary in fast spurts. Its about the direction, not perfection. Thank you to all the partners out there that are understanding and patient with their significant others. Even more so for those that can find humor in any situation- sparking laughter between the two of you!
Tags: angry, chopsticks, chop-sticks, mad, so-mad
Every night you go to sleep- you get to cuddle with your boo. You love it. Its one of the best feelings in the world laying next to the person you love most. Sometimes the unthinkable happens. Was it on purpose? Was it an accident? Who knows, but it happens. That stupid decorative pillow that's pointless to have in the first place is sitting there between you and your happiness! Its ok... let it all out. Its a sad thing. Its as if your worlds have been divided asunder. That pillow is like a dimensional wall. You'll never be able to reach him ever again. Life as you know it is coming to an end. You crawl up into a cradled ball of sity-pity leaving a giant puddle of tears on your side of the bed. Rocking back and forth you worry about what you did wrong. Did you make him angry? Did forget to leave the toilet seat up? Suddenly he wakes up. He sees you sad, moves the pillow out of the way and hugs you. After kissing you on the cheek he says "what's wrong baby?" You look into his eyes and apologize for whatever you did. He rubs your shoulder and kisses you... assuring you that the pillow meant nothing. Your baby doesn't even know how the pillow got there. Perhaps it will forever be a mystery. But at least for tonight, all is right with the world again.
Tags: you, sadness, sad, sad-thing, sad-moment
You ever been out with your boo? Just got out of a Burger King or some other Fast Food restaurant you probably shouldn't be eating at in the first place because its loaded with anti nutrients? Ever walking home and your girl reaches into the bag to pull out a french fry? As she's doing that you think to your self "oh heck no! The french fries are suppose to be eaten with the burger! You are messing up the long established relationship between the french fry and the burger!!" She pulls it out and takes a bit of that long golden crisp delicious fry... you open your mouth to playfully tease her with the hopes of discouraging her from taking another bite. Before you could muster a word she sticks it into your mouth. The delicious savory oils watering your flavor palette. The slight salty flavor on your tongue. Aromas taking you back to every time before you put one of these delicious delicacies into your mouth. You smile. You are confused because you feel completely diffused by her act of sharing. Sharing is Caring. Share your french fries with your boo.
Tags: sharing, caring, french-fries, french-fry, happy-meal
Again? Another night sweet blissful heaven-on-earth cuddle time ruined by this great wall of happiness-crushing animosity. This means war. This pillow has to go. After observing the pillow for nights with the footage you've collected on your secret camera. You realize the pillow is in fact alive and takes pleasure in preventing you from cuddling your beloved. Throwing it away wouldn't help as it would just crawl back over to its same spot night after night. You could cut it up but then it would just re-assemble itself. So the only logical thing to do is go on a vacation with your man to Hawaii. Climb to the top of a volcano with him and toss the little green devil into the lava. Cuddling time will never be ruined ever again.
Tags: anger, angry, wrath, girlfriend, boyfriend
Ah, one of the biggest testaments to a healthy life: being able to carry your boo around. A healthy life is a good life. A strong body means you'll probably last longer in life and therefore spend more time with the one you love. Unfortunately, it doesn't always play out like that. However, there will always be things within your control and things outside your control. Taking care of your body is one of those things you do have control over. Avoiding a surprise plane crash landing on you in the middle of a parking lot would probably be harder. Sure you may have the awareness to see it coming and get out of the way- that's definitely possible. But the point is- you can be gone in the blink of an eye. Never take each other for granted. Always be working to be a better version of yourself. Besides you never know when you might have to carry your partner. Especially if the guy in the relationship strains his ankle and the girl has to carry him to the hospital. :D
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Reading books is pretty awesome. You can learn a lot of things from a lot of people from reading. Its like adding all those years of knowledge to your brain. Downloading all those experiences so you can apply them to your life. There are tons of things you can do to increase that process and really accelerate creativity. When you exercise lots of positive chemicals are produced and your brain's neurons fire up enhancing your creativity for instance. Not to mention your heart is pumping getting more oxygen up there. When you hug someone it produces a chemical called Oxytocin. They refer to this chemical sometimes as the "hug" drug. It plays a huge role in bonding. Interesting experimental idea... I wonder if you'll bond ideas to your head more effectively if you are hugging someone while you read? I'm not scientist, but it sounds interesting.
Tags: fast learner, learning, learns, six pack brain, six pack mind
It happened again. That damn pillow is separating you from your precious cuddle time. Why does this keep happening? You are not sad this time. You are pouting. You're tired of this. It is as if the pillow itself were alive and placing itself between you and your lover just to squash your happiness. You are about ready to throw this pillow in the trash. However, it couldn't be the pillow. That would be silly. Some how this pillow is getting between you and your boo. You know it isn't you... and your one and only is saying he's not putting it there. Perhaps you should put up a camera to see what's really going on?
Tags: you, adventure, adventures, luf, love-you-forever
Been a long time since you've seen your babe. Maybe for some of you it'll be the first time. You were on a business trip or perhaps circumstances in life prevented you the ability to be with your soulmate. Whatever the case may be, nothing beats that warm embrace after so much time apart. Its a moment anyone motivated by love would be set on fire. Life is an adventure you only get one shot at. Be sure to spend it with people you really care about. And make sure those people genuinely care for you. Life's too short to spend it unhappy. The next time you see your boo, give them a glomp!
Tags: caring, she really cares, real love, true love, awesome welcoming