Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: No shank you...

Description: Some assembly required.

Description: Right after delivering the valedictorian speech!

Description: I have to admit that I occasionally like to snuggle into a nice comfy cardigan on a chilly winter night. Hilarious Old Man Paper Doll. Dress up the old man in all his funny old man clothes! I like a nice cardigan and I prefer to wear black socks with my blocky old sandals.

Description: The newest toy for seniors!

Description: Let them run wild!

Description: We're so f#*%ed!

Description: At Graduation Day at Telekinesis School the successful graduates are able to lift their mortar boards up into the air using mind over matter. What we learn with pleasure we never forget.

Description: I wonder who gets the horns. I cow fills out its Last Will and Testament. and leaves various cuts of meat to friends, family and neighbors.

Description: A cat business man has in and out boxes on his desk, one is his food bowl and the other is his litter box. The IN box is a bowl with cat food and the out box is a litter box full of kitty poo.

Description: A bee in a beehive stands in front of a beehive and it says "You Are Hell". Funny gift for those who love bee, beehives and honey.

Description: If you have a little "accident" you can break the glass to a fresh pair of undies! A pair of underpants in under glass in the place where you usually find a fire extinguisher. These underpants are to be used in case you accidentally poop your pants.

Description: A smart cat tries to warn its owner about the cat by spelling out Beware of Dog using its own little turds in the litter box. A funny gift for cat lovers. A funny gift for dog lovers.

Description: A 4 pack of AA Batteries comes with a message, "Batteries not included". A great and funny gift for lovers of bizarre humor and irony.

Description: A little boy eases into his Ventriloquism career by starting with a dummy that is a mime so that he doesn't have to talk thus no worries about people seeing his lips moving. Funny gift for those who love of hate mimes and ventriloquists.

Description: Some swimming paper dolls are about to be attach by a paper shredder.

Description: Two chubby hamsters beg for a hamster wheel but the novelty quickly wears off and it becomes just another place to hang their clothes. Great and funny gift for hamster lovers and exercise buffs.

Description: A hearse is propelled by a group of Viking rowers at a Viking Funeral. A great and funny gift for those who love all things Viking. Great and funny gift for a funeral director. Funny Viking Funeral Cartoon for Fans of Dark Humor and Vikings

Description: A little collie can't stop collecting crap and finds it impossible to throw anything out! A funny gift for dog lovers and Hoarders.