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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

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The first rule of mime club is, "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB! Hoodie
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Description: A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that “YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB”. The mimes stand in front of a blackboard that says, "The first rule of mime club is, "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB!". A funny gift for lovers of mimes, movies and "Fight Club".

Tags: brad pitt, cartoon, comic, fight club, funny
Funny Cartoon of "Penguin of the Month" Hoodie
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Description: A funny cartoon for penguin lovers. A hilarious workplace cartoon for employees. Funny Employee of the Month comic. A bunch of penguins see a poster showing the “Penguin of the Month”. Since they all look exactly the same they ALL think that they are the special one!

Tags: cartoon, comic, employee, employee of the month, humor

Funny Cartoon of "Penguin of the Month" Hoodie

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The Good News is we were able to save your leg. Hoodie
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Description: A doctor delivers the Good News before the bad news.

Tags: cartoon, comic, leg, funny, nurse
Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Seniors Hoodie

Description: A car driven by a senior has a bunch of funny bumper stickers on the back. A funny card for the senior of retiree in your life. My other car is a motorized scooter. If you see me backing up run like hell. Yes I'm driving but you can't see me because I shrunk!

Tags: bumper sticker, cartoon, comic, driving, funny

Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Seniors Hoodie

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Funny birds get naked in a European Birdbath. Hoodie

Description: A bunch or funny European birds take a bath in a bird bath looking very European; topless females, males in thongs and scarves and berets.

Tags: birdbath, birds, cartoon, comic, european
Old Man Boot Camp. Boot camp for old senior guys Hoodie
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Description: An old drill sergeant tries to get his gaggle of old man recruits into shape by yelling at them at telling them to hoist their trousers up higher, unzip their zippers, and get some soup stains on their cardigans.

Tags: cartoons, comic, funny gift for dad, funny gift for grandpa, funny gift for old man
Hilarious Grumpy Old Fart To-Do List perfect gift for the funny and grumpy old fart in your life! Hoodie

Description: Hilarious Grumpy Old Fart To-Do List perfect gift for the funny and grumpy old fart in your life!A Grumpy Old Fart makes a To-Do List. A grumpy old fart makes a TO-DO list.

Tags: cartoony, comic, funny grandpa gift, funny grandparent, funny retiree
Funny Dog Lover Cartoon of a Dog Waiter Being Blamed for Pooping on the Floor Hoodie
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Description: Someone poops on the floor in a fancy ballroom and then blames it on the dog waiter. Funny Dog Lover Cartoon of a Dog Waiter Being Blamed for Pooping on the Floor. Always blame it on the help. Funny gift for dog lovers, waiters, waitresses and servers.

Tags: cartoon animals, comic, dog lover, funny dog gift, funny dog lover
Funny Gift of Cartoony Farting Fish in a Little Fish Bowl Hoodie
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Description: A hilarious fish farts in a tiny fish bowl and the other fish is totally disgusted and says, “REALLY?!” Funny Gift of Cartoony Farting Fish in a Little Fish Bowl. Funny fart lover gift. Humorous aquarium fish lover gift. Funny fish and aquarium enthusiast.

Tags: aquarium fish, aquarium lover, cartoon animals, comic, fart humor
DOES A BEAR POOP IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE LOT? Hoodie

Description: Does a bear poop in the woods? Yes! Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot? This cartoon answers that age old question.

Tags: bear, bear lover gift, cartoons, christmas, christmas humor
Funny cartoon tee of “Size doesn’t matter” Hoodie

Description: Funny cartoon tee-shirt about a member of the “Small Penis Society of America” holding up a sign that says, “Size doesn’t matter”. Hilarious "Size Doesn't Matter" Tee-Shirt.

Tags: cartoons, comic, funny penis, funny workout, funnytee
Funny Cartoon of Boss Daughter at Home and Work Hoodie

Description: Funny cartoon of boss telling employee that his daughter is the real boss at home and work. A funny gift for a daughter. A hilarious gift from a daughter.

Tags: awesome daughter, boss babe, boss lady, cartoons, comic
FUNNY GRADUATION DAY AT HOME SCHOOL Hoodie

Description: A lone child graduate throws their single mortar board into the air on graduation day. A funny gag about home schooling.

Tags: cartoons, comic, commencement, funny graduation, funny graduation gift ideas

FUNNY GRADUATION DAY AT HOME SCHOOL Hoodie

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Funny Chicken moms and their egg kids! Hoodie

Description: FUNNY CHICKEN MOMs COMMISERATE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEIR KIDS NEVER VISIT OR WRITE. Funny Chicken moms and their egg kids!

Tags: cartoon animals, chicken, chicken farmer, chicken funny, chicken lover

Funny Chicken moms and their egg kids! Hoodie

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Little Boy Hasn’t Been Labelled Yet So There Must Be Something Wrong With Him Hoodie
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Description: A funny Tee Shirt about the joys of parenting. Parents tell the child psychologist that they are concerned because their little four year old boy hasn’t been labelled yet. Another example of a messed up School System

Tags: cartoon character, child psychologist, child psychologist gift, child psychology, comic
A Well Dressed Turtle has a Different Outfit for Everyday of The Week in its Closet Hoodie

Description: A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day. A funny Tee Shirt for that sharp dressed person in your life.

Tags: cartoon, cartoon animals, closet, comic, cute
Someone poops on the floor in a fancy ballroom and then blames it on the dog waiter. Always blame it on the help. Hoodie
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Description: Funny gift for dog lovers. Someone poops on the floor in a fancy ballroom and then blames it on the dog waiter. Always blame it on the help.

Tags: cartoons, comic, dog lover, dog moms, dog poop
Funny Fish bowl when a fish has to lay off his snail after he lost her job. Hoodie

Description: A funny Tee Shirt for fish and snail lovers. Funny Fish bowl when a fish has to lay off his snail after he lost her job.

Tags: aquarium, aquarium fish, aquarium lover, fish, fish lover
The Big Bad Wolf is now a hooker who propositions the Three Little Pigs. Hoodie
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Description: Funny gift for pig lovers and nursery rhymes. The Big Bad Wolf is now a hooker who propositions the Three Little Pigs.

Tags: big bad wolf, cartoons, comic, fairy tale, funny gift
A cat mob boss instructs an enforcer kitty to go down to Florida and knock off Mickey da Mouse. Hoodie
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Description: A cat mob boss instructs an enforcer kitty to go down to Florida and knock off Mickey da Mouse. A funny Tee Shirt for cat and kitty lovers.

Tags: assassin, cat lover gifts, cute cats, cute mouse, disney world
Funny Birds play follow the leader. WHEN I SAY TWEET, YOU SAY TWEET Hoodie
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Description: Funny Birds play follow the leader. WHEN I SAY TWEET, YOU SAY TWEET

Tags: bird lover, bird watching, birding, birdwatcher, call and response
Happy Birthday or Hoppy Bird Day with Funny Hopping Birds. Hoodie
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Description: A bunch of funny, happy birds are hopping around in a yard, it’s a Hoppy Bird Day! A funny birthday card for bird lovers.

Tags: bird, bird watching, birding, birds, birdwatching
A couple tell another couple that if they like the baby pictures they should see the "Making Of" video. A funny Tee Shirt gift for a new baby announcement. Hoodie
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Description: A couple tell another couple that if they like the baby pictures they should see the "Making Of" video. A funny Tee Shirt gift for a new baby announcement.

Tags: always late but worth the wait, cartoons, comics, dark humor, death
A funny Tee Shirt for Zoo and Wild Animal Lovers. Don’t feed the animals! Don’t eat the people! Hoodie
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Description: A group of people observe a pride of lions beside a sign that says, “Please do not feed the animals”. A family of lions observe a family of people beside a sign that says, “Please do not eat the people”.

Tags: animal lover, animal lovers gift, baby lion, cartoons, comics
Making a Baby Video. A Funny Gift and Tee Shirt for Parents of a New Baby Hoodie
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Description: A couple tell another couple that if they like the baby pictures they should see the "Making Of" video. A funny Tee Shirt gift for a new baby announcement.

Tags: baby, baby announcement, cartoons, comics, funny baby clothes
Psst, Stampede Starts in Five Minutes. Pass it on! The cattle are planning a stampede. Hoodie
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Description: A funny Tee Shirt for cow and cattle lovers and cowboys. Psst, Stampede Starts in Five Minutes. Pass it on! The cattle are planning a stampede.

Tags: cartoons, comic, cow lover farmer funny, cowboy, funny cow
The Bachelorettes are Coming is a Funny Tee Shirt to Wear at a Bachelorette Party. Hoodie

Description: Medieval soldiers in a castle are terrified that the Bachelorettes are coming. "The Bachelorettes are Coming" is a Funny Tee Shirt to Wear at a Bachelorette Party. The Bachelorettes are going to get all Medieval!

Tags: bachelor party gift, bachelorette, bachelorette party outfit, bridal shower, bride
Been Everywhere, Done Everything, Got All the T-Shirts. Funny Tee Shirt for an Adventurous Spirit Hoodie

Description: A funny T-Shirt for someone who has Been Everywhere, Done Everything and Got All the T-Shirts. A funny T-shirt for an adventurous soul who likes to travel and is always willing to try new things.

Tags: adventure, adventurous spirit, frequent flyer, fun adventures, funny adventures
No Pants Dance! Hoodie

Description: A group of 1950’s paper dolls get ready to do the Under Pants Dance.

Tags: boxer shorts, dad underpants, dancer gift, dancing lover, funny dance dad

No Pants Dance! Hoodie

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Unicorn Therapist Hoodie

Description: A man in therapy is asked by a floating pig-unicorn if he has been experiencing any hallucinations.

Tags: cute unicorn, drugs, funny gift for therapist, funny unicorn, hallucinations

Unicorn Therapist Hoodie

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Corky Stuck in Toilet Hoodie
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Description: Corky the cork is stuck in the toilet once again!

Tags: bathroom, bathroom humor, cork, fart, farting

Corky Stuck in Toilet Hoodie

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Fishy Philosophy Hoodie

Description: One fish tells another to look on the bright side that they only live for a couple weeks.

Tags: aquarium, aquarium fish, aquarium lover, existentialism, fish

Fishy Philosophy Hoodie

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Fortune Teller Convention Hoodie
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Description: The Fortune Teller Convention is cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Tags: astrology, clairvoyant, convention, crystal ball, fortune tellers

Fortune Teller Convention Hoodie

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Fish Lifeguard Hoodie

Description: As a human lifeguard saves someone from the water a fish lifeguard saves fish from the beach.

Tags: beach, ems funny, emt, fish, fishing lover

Fish Lifeguard Hoodie

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French Fry Drama Hoodie
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Description: A French fry over reacts and plays the total drama queen when it gets a little ketchup on it.

Tags: cute fries, fast food, food, french fries humor, fries

French Fry Drama Hoodie

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Cutbacks at Flight Simulator School Hoodie

Description: Due to Cutbacks at Flight Simulator School a boy and girl are tired of waiting their turn to ride in a coin operated plane.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, aviation, aviation enthusiast, flight instructor

Cutbacks at Flight Simulator School Hoodie

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