Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: A doctor delivers the Good News before the bad news.

Description: A car driven by a senior has a bunch of funny bumper stickers on the back. A funny card for the senior of retiree in your life. My other car is a motorized scooter. If you see me backing up run like hell. Yes I'm driving but you can't see me because I shrunk!

Description: A bunch or funny European birds take a bath in a bird bath looking very European; topless females, males in thongs and scarves and berets.

Description: An old drill sergeant tries to get his gaggle of old man recruits into shape by yelling at them at telling them to hoist their trousers up higher, unzip their zippers, and get some soup stains on their cardigans.

Description: Someone poops on the floor in a fancy ballroom and then blames it on the dog waiter. Funny Dog Lover Cartoon of a Dog Waiter Being Blamed for Pooping on the Floor. Always blame it on the help. Funny gift for dog lovers, waiters, waitresses and servers.

Description: A hilarious fish farts in a tiny fish bowl and the other fish is totally disgusted and says, “REALLY?!” Funny Gift of Cartoony Farting Fish in a Little Fish Bowl. Funny fart lover gift. Humorous aquarium fish lover gift. Funny fish and aquarium enthusiast.

Description: Does a bear poop in the woods? Yes! Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot? This cartoon answers that age old question.

Description: Funny cartoon tee-shirt about a member of the “Small Penis Society of America” holding up a sign that says, “Size doesn’t matter”. Hilarious "Size Doesn't Matter" Tee-Shirt.

Description: Funny cartoon of boss telling employee that his daughter is the real boss at home and work. A funny gift for a daughter. A hilarious gift from a daughter.

Description: A lone child graduate throws their single mortar board into the air on graduation day. A funny gag about home schooling.

Description: FUNNY CHICKEN MOMs COMMISERATE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEIR KIDS NEVER VISIT OR WRITE. Funny Chicken moms and their egg kids!

Description: A funny Tee Shirt about the joys of parenting. Parents tell the child psychologist that they are concerned because their little four year old boy hasn’t been labelled yet. Another example of a messed up School System

Description: A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day. A funny Tee Shirt for that sharp dressed person in your life.

Description: Funny gift for dog lovers. Someone poops on the floor in a fancy ballroom and then blames it on the dog waiter. Always blame it on the help.

Description: A funny Tee Shirt for fish and snail lovers. Funny Fish bowl when a fish has to lay off his snail after he lost her job.

Description: Funny gift for pig lovers and nursery rhymes. The Big Bad Wolf is now a hooker who propositions the Three Little Pigs.

Description: A cat mob boss instructs an enforcer kitty to go down to Florida and knock off Mickey da Mouse. A funny Tee Shirt for cat and kitty lovers.

Description: Funny Birds play follow the leader. WHEN I SAY TWEET, YOU SAY TWEET

Description: A bunch of funny, happy birds are hopping around in a yard, it’s a Hoppy Bird Day! A funny birthday card for bird lovers.

Description: A couple tell another couple that if they like the baby pictures they should see the "Making Of" video. A funny Tee Shirt gift for a new baby announcement.

Description: A group of people observe a pride of lions beside a sign that says, “Please do not feed the animals”. A family of lions observe a family of people beside a sign that says, “Please do not eat the people”.

Description: A couple tell another couple that if they like the baby pictures they should see the "Making Of" video. A funny Tee Shirt gift for a new baby announcement.

Description: A funny Tee Shirt for cow and cattle lovers and cowboys. Psst, Stampede Starts in Five Minutes. Pass it on! The cattle are planning a stampede.

Description: Medieval soldiers in a castle are terrified that the Bachelorettes are coming. "The Bachelorettes are Coming" is a Funny Tee Shirt to Wear at a Bachelorette Party. The Bachelorettes are going to get all Medieval!

Description: A funny T-Shirt for someone who has Been Everywhere, Done Everything and Got All the T-Shirts. A funny T-shirt for an adventurous soul who likes to travel and is always willing to try new things.

Description: A group of 1950’s paper dolls get ready to do the Under Pants Dance.

Description: A man in therapy is asked by a floating pig-unicorn if he has been experiencing any hallucinations.

Description: Corky the cork is stuck in the toilet once again!

Description: One fish tells another to look on the bright side that they only live for a couple weeks.

Description: The Fortune Teller Convention is cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Description: As a human lifeguard saves someone from the water a fish lifeguard saves fish from the beach.

Description: A French fry over reacts and plays the total drama queen when it gets a little ketchup on it.

Description: Due to Cutbacks at Flight Simulator School a boy and girl are tired of waiting their turn to ride in a coin operated plane.

Description: Jed Clampett gives a JED TALK and says “Weeellll Doggieee”

Description: Lassie looks down the well as Timmy asks him to go for help yet again!

Description: I man is threatening to jump from a ledge if he has to go to one more team bonding weekend.