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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
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Mugs

Jazzy Crossing Mug
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Description: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

Tags: contemporary dance, modern dancing, dancer, jazz hands, jazz dance
Funny cartoon of anthropologists discovering Cave Man Jazz Hand Mug
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Description: Funny gift for Caveman lovers and anthropologists. Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands. Funny cartoon of anthropologists discovering Cave Man Jazz Hand. Funny anthropology gift.

Tags: anthropologist, anthropologist best, anthropologist best gift, anthropology, i love anthropologist
Kick-line Deer Crossing Mug
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Description: A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Tags: gift for dancer, dancer funny, dancer dancer, deer crossing, deer crossing sign
Christmas Spirit Penguin Mug

Description: Only one penguin is really feeling the Christmas Spirit

Tags: funny xmas christmas gift idea, penguin funny gift lover, christmas gifts for women, penguin, xmas gifts
All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" Mug

Description: All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" at Santa's work shop. A hilarious gift for Elf lovers and fans of Christmas. Elf on the Shelf!

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present, elf humor, elf lover
ELF HELP GROUP Mug
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Description: A self-help group of elves help each other through the stressful Christmas season

Tags: elves, christmas humor, funny xmas, xmas, happy holidays
Lost in a Rat Maze of life Mug
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Description: A lab researcher is confronted by some mean looking lab rats as he tries to find his office in a rat maze.

Tags: medical humor sayings, doctor gifts, funny doctor gifts, employee humor, lab rats
Dominant Hand Mug
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Description: A man show of his hands in dominant and why.

Tags: bdsm humor, slave, kink, sub, erotic
Jed Talks Mug
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Description: Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

Tags: jed clampett, beverly hills california, beverly hillbillies, ted talk, tedx talk
Old Hot Dog tells a young hot dog to relax that he is going to be in the warming carousel for awhile Mug
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Description: An old hot dog in a hot dog warming carousel tells a young, new hot dog that he should relax because he is going to be there for a while.

Tags: cartoons, comic, funny gift, funny retiree, getting old
Canine Scent-ipede Mug
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Description: A line of dogs sniff each other’s butts, kind or like the movie Human centipede.

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, human centipede, dog lover, love dogs
Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist. Mug
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Description: Orifice Hours for Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist.

Tags: proctology, nurses, proctologists allure, asshole, hemorrhoids
A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. Mug
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Description: All of the look alike penguins this that they are the one running for political office. A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. A funny cartoons with funny and cartoony penguins. A funny cartoon for fans of politics.

Tags: antarctica, election humor, humorous, penguin graphic, penguin humor
Giraffe and Turtle first date. Mug
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Description: A Giraffe and Turtle go on their first date and to he turtle's chagrin, the giraffe wears high heels.

Tags: first date, relationship, dating humor, men and women, humor
Madame Lucille, Fortune Teller. I predict the future. Mug
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Description: Madame Lucille is a Fortune Teller who didn't predict that she would run out of room when making her sign.

Tags: best selling fortune, crystal ball, fortune, fortune telling, funny fortune
I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life Mug
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Description: An old happy face is still smiling great gift for the senior in you life. I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life

Tags: cartoony, comics, funny gift for friends, funny gift for grandma, funny grandma gifts
Fish Fart Mug
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Description: A fish is disgusted by his farting bowl mate.

Tags: farting dad, farting, stinking, tropical fish hobby, humorous fart saying
Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party. Penis humor. Mug
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Description: Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party where they are forced to watch their host's slideshow from their trip to Yosemite Park.

Tags: barbecue humor grilling humor, barbecue lovers, dick jokes, funny penis joke, humor gift for dad
The Butler Did it Mug
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Description: Sherlock Holmes deduces that the dog butler left a little treat on the ballroom floor.

Tags: sherlock holmes the detective, for dog lover, gift for dog lover, mystery, pet
Doggie Perfume Mug
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Description: The female dog at the doggie perfume counter sprays some perfume on a passing shopper who says, "Nice, smells like Ass!"

Tags: pet, dog, dog lover, funny dog gift, best dogs
Graduation Day at Drone School Mug
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Description: At Graduation Day at Drone School the successful graduates fly their mortar boards like drones

Tags: education, drone souvenir, funny graduation gift, funny drone gift, cap and gown
Jazz Cans Mug
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Description: The man and woman symbols of bathroom doors are jazz dancers

Tags: popular
More Tape Dammit! Mug
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Description: A paper doll doctor and two nurses try to save a paper doll patient

Tags: funny gift for doctors, medicine, hospital, physician, medicine jokes
OX-y-MORON Mug
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Description: OX-y-MORON: The definition of a stupid cow.

Tags: idiots, farmer gifts, farmer mom, hilarious, morons
Fish Directions. Mug
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Description: One fish tells another, "Take your first left and keep turning left until you eventually float to the top.

Tags: fish bowl, death joke, life is short, death humor, gold fish
Graduation Day at Cowboy School Mug
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Description: A cowboy lassos his mortar board at his graduation day.

Tags: college graduate, commencement, cowboys, funny graduation gift, graduate student
GILLIGAN’S ELEVATOR Mug
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Description: Gilligan strands the castaways in an elevator this time.

Tags: maryann, ginger, castaways, elevator, classic sitcom
OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy Mug
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Description: OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy

Tags: emoji, emoticon, funny gift for grandma, funny retirement, funny retirement gift
SNAIL DON’T DO WINDOWS Mug
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Description: A snail in a fishbowl tells the fish that it doesn’t do windows

Tags: fish bowl, snails, aquarium funny saying quote, snail humor, window washer
TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE Mug
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Description: The sign out in front of the “National #@#&% TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE

Tags: sold my favorite 4 letter word, f bombs, 4 letter word, foul language, institutional
Rat Maze Escape Mug
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Description: Two rats offer and escape from the rat maze to another rat.

Tags: popular
Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!" Mug
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Description: Two full pencils see tiny old pencil stuff and one says; "It's true, we do shrink as we get older". A funny gift for those getting old. Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!"

Tags: cartoon, cartoon character, comic, funny, funny old
POTATO FUNERAL PLANNING Mug

Description: Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Tags: popular
Please Do Not Eat the People Mug
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Description: Animals are warned not to eat the people.

Tags: vacation, comic, cartoon, food chain, humor
Conflict Resolution Training. Mug
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Description: Conflict Resolution Training is cancelled due to conflict over venue.

Tags: office, training, cubicle, conflict, boss
DANGER: Abandoned Mine Mug
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Description: A mime is abandoned on the street.

Tags: street performer, abandoned, mime

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