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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

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All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" Shorts

Description: All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" at Santa's work shop. A hilarious gift for Elf lovers and fans of Christmas. Elf on the Shelf!

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present, elf humor, elf lover
ELF HELP GROUP Shorts
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Description: A self-help group of elves help each other through the stressful Christmas season

Tags: elves, christmas humor, funny xmas, xmas, happy holidays

ELF HELP GROUP Shorts

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Lost in a Rat Maze of life Shorts

Description: A lab researcher is confronted by some mean looking lab rats as he tries to find his office in a rat maze.

Tags: medical humor sayings, doctor gifts, funny doctor gifts, employee humor, lab rats

Lost in a Rat Maze of life Shorts

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Dominant Hand Shorts
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Description: A man show of his hands in dominant and why.

Tags: bdsm humor, slave, kink, sub, erotic

Dominant Hand Shorts

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Jed Talks Shorts
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Description: Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

Tags: jed clampett, beverly hills california, beverly hillbillies, ted talk, tedx talk

Jed Talks Shorts

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Old Hot Dog tells a young hot dog to relax that he is going to be in the warming carousel for awhile Shorts
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Description: An old hot dog in a hot dog warming carousel tells a young, new hot dog that he should relax because he is going to be there for a while.

Tags: cartoons, comic, funny gift, funny retiree, getting old
Canine Scent-ipede Shorts
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Description: A line of dogs sniff each other’s butts, kind or like the movie Human centipede.

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, human centipede, dog lover, love dogs

Canine Scent-ipede Shorts

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Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist. Shorts
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Description: Orifice Hours for Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist.

Tags: proctology, nurses, proctologists allure, asshole, hemorrhoids

Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist. Shorts

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A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. Shorts
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Description: All of the look alike penguins this that they are the one running for political office. A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. A funny cartoons with funny and cartoony penguins. A funny cartoon for fans of politics.

Tags: antarctica, election humor, humorous, penguin graphic, penguin humor
Giraffe and Turtle first date. Shorts
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Description: A Giraffe and Turtle go on their first date and to he turtle's chagrin, the giraffe wears high heels.

Tags: first date, relationship, dating humor, men and women, humor
Madame Lucille, Fortune Teller. I predict the future. Shorts
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Description: Madame Lucille is a Fortune Teller who didn't predict that she would run out of room when making her sign.

Tags: best selling fortune, crystal ball, fortune, fortune telling, funny fortune
I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life Shorts
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Description: An old happy face is still smiling great gift for the senior in you life. I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life

Tags: cartoony, comics, funny gift for friends, funny gift for grandma, funny grandma gifts
Fish Fart Shorts
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Description: A fish is disgusted by his farting bowl mate.

Tags: farting dad, farting, stinking, tropical fish hobby, humorous fart saying

Fish Fart Shorts

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Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party. Penis humor. Shorts
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Description: Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party where they are forced to watch their host's slideshow from their trip to Yosemite Park.

Tags: barbecue humor grilling humor, barbecue lovers, dick jokes, funny penis joke, humor gift for dad
The Butler Did it Shorts
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Description: Sherlock Holmes deduces that the dog butler left a little treat on the ballroom floor.

Tags: sherlock holmes the detective, for dog lover, gift for dog lover, mystery, pet

The Butler Did it Shorts

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Doggie Perfume Shorts
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Description: The female dog at the doggie perfume counter sprays some perfume on a passing shopper who says, "Nice, smells like Ass!"

Tags: pet, dog, dog lover, funny dog gift, best dogs

Doggie Perfume Shorts

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Graduation Day at Drone School Shorts
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Description: At Graduation Day at Drone School the successful graduates fly their mortar boards like drones

Tags: education, drone souvenir, funny graduation gift, funny drone gift, cap and gown
Jazz Cans Shorts
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Description: The man and woman symbols of bathroom doors are jazz dancers

Tags: popular

Jazz Cans Shorts

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More Tape Dammit! Shorts

Description: A paper doll doctor and two nurses try to save a paper doll patient

Tags: funny gift for doctors, medicine, hospital, physician, medicine jokes

More Tape Dammit! Shorts

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OX-y-MORON Shorts
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Description: OX-y-MORON: The definition of a stupid cow.

Tags: idiots, farmer gifts, farmer mom, hilarious, morons

OX-y-MORON Shorts

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Fish Directions. Shorts
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Description: One fish tells another, "Take your first left and keep turning left until you eventually float to the top.

Tags: fish bowl, death joke, life is short, death humor, gold fish

Fish Directions. Shorts

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Graduation Day at Cowboy School Shorts
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Description: A cowboy lassos his mortar board at his graduation day.

Tags: college graduate, commencement, cowboys, funny graduation gift, graduate student
GILLIGAN’S ELEVATOR Shorts

Description: Gilligan strands the castaways in an elevator this time.

Tags: maryann, ginger, castaways, elevator, classic sitcom

GILLIGAN’S ELEVATOR Shorts

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OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy Shorts
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Description: OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy

Tags: emoji, emoticon, funny gift for grandma, funny retirement, funny retirement gift
SNAIL DON’T DO WINDOWS Shorts
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Description: A snail in a fishbowl tells the fish that it doesn’t do windows

Tags: fish bowl, snails, aquarium funny saying quote, snail humor, window washer

SNAIL DON’T DO WINDOWS Shorts

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TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE Shorts
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Description: The sign out in front of the “National #@#&% TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE

Tags: sold my favorite 4 letter word, f bombs, 4 letter word, foul language, institutional

TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE Shorts

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Rat Maze Escape Shorts
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Description: Two rats offer and escape from the rat maze to another rat.

Tags: popular

Rat Maze Escape Shorts

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Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!" Shorts
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Description: Two full pencils see tiny old pencil stuff and one says; "It's true, we do shrink as we get older". A funny gift for those getting old. Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!"

Tags: cartoon, cartoon character, comic, funny, funny old
POTATO FUNERAL PLANNING Shorts

Description: Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Tags: popular

POTATO FUNERAL PLANNING Shorts

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Please Do Not Eat the People Shorts
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Description: Animals are warned not to eat the people.

Tags: vacation, comic, cartoon, food chain, humor

Please Do Not Eat the People Shorts

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Conflict Resolution Training. Shorts
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Description: Conflict Resolution Training is cancelled due to conflict over venue.

Tags: office, training, cubicle, conflict, boss
DANGER: Abandoned Mine Shorts
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Description: A mime is abandoned on the street.

Tags: street performer, abandoned, mime

DANGER: Abandoned Mine Shorts

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Your Grandpa is up in Heaven now. Shorts
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Description: A father fish talks about death to his child.

Tags: goldfish, morbid, grandpa, cartoon, comic
S and M institute Shorts
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Description: A leather clad receptionist works at the S and M institute

Tags: cartoon, humor, bondage, gimp, s and m

S and M institute Shorts

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Hell's Tillers Shorts
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Description: A gang of Hell's Tillers harass a gardener.

Tags: old age, funny, grandpa, cartoon, motorized scooter

Hell's Tillers Shorts

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Good Bird Shorts
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Description: A blind man still thinks his bird is nice even though it pecked his eyes out

Tags: beak, attack, macaw, parakeet, parrot

Good Bird Shorts

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