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The Wandering Melon is a collection of “art” resulting from whatever ideas pop into my melon.
Toronto

Pillows

Jazzy Crossing Pillow
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Description: A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

Tags: contemporary dance, modern dancing, dancer, jazz hands, jazz dance

Jazzy Crossing Pillow

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Funny cartoon of anthropologists discovering Cave Man Jazz Hand Pillow
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Description: Funny gift for Caveman lovers and anthropologists. Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands. Funny cartoon of anthropologists discovering Cave Man Jazz Hand. Funny anthropology gift.

Tags: anthropologist, anthropologist best, anthropologist best gift, anthropology, i love anthropologist
Kick-line Deer Crossing Pillow
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Description: A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Tags: gift for dancer, dancer funny, dancer dancer, deer crossing, deer crossing sign

Kick-line Deer Crossing Pillow

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Christmas Spirit Penguin Pillow

Description: Only one penguin is really feeling the Christmas Spirit

Tags: funny xmas christmas gift idea, penguin funny gift lover, christmas gifts for women, penguin, xmas gifts

Christmas Spirit Penguin Pillow

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All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" Pillow

Description: All of the Elves think that they are the "Elf of the Month" at Santa's work shop. A hilarious gift for Elf lovers and fans of Christmas. Elf on the Shelf!

Tags: christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas present, elf humor, elf lover
ELF HELP GROUP Pillow
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Description: A self-help group of elves help each other through the stressful Christmas season

Tags: elves, christmas humor, funny xmas, xmas, happy holidays

ELF HELP GROUP Pillow

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Lost in a Rat Maze of life Pillow

Description: A lab researcher is confronted by some mean looking lab rats as he tries to find his office in a rat maze.

Tags: medical humor sayings, doctor gifts, funny doctor gifts, employee humor, lab rats

Lost in a Rat Maze of life Pillow

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Dominant Hand Pillow
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Description: A man show of his hands in dominant and why.

Tags: bdsm humor, slave, kink, sub, erotic

Dominant Hand Pillow

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Jed Talks Pillow
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Description: Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

Tags: jed clampett, beverly hills california, beverly hillbillies, ted talk, tedx talk

Jed Talks Pillow

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Old Hot Dog tells a young hot dog to relax that he is going to be in the warming carousel for awhile Pillow
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Description: An old hot dog in a hot dog warming carousel tells a young, new hot dog that he should relax because he is going to be there for a while.

Tags: cartoons, comic, funny gift, funny retiree, getting old
Canine Scent-ipede Pillow
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Description: A line of dogs sniff each other’s butts, kind or like the movie Human centipede.

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, human centipede, dog lover, love dogs

Canine Scent-ipede Pillow

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Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist. Pillow
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Description: Orifice Hours for Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist.

Tags: proctology, nurses, proctologists allure, asshole, hemorrhoids

Dr. J. Kinny, Proctologist. Pillow

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A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. Pillow
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Description: All of the look alike penguins this that they are the one running for political office. A funny cartoon about a Penguin Election in Antarctica. A funny cartoons with funny and cartoony penguins. A funny cartoon for fans of politics.

Tags: antarctica, election humor, humorous, penguin graphic, penguin humor
Giraffe and Turtle first date. Pillow
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Description: A Giraffe and Turtle go on their first date and to he turtle's chagrin, the giraffe wears high heels.

Tags: first date, relationship, dating humor, men and women, humor
Madame Lucille, Fortune Teller. I predict the future. Pillow
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Description: Madame Lucille is a Fortune Teller who didn't predict that she would run out of room when making her sign.

Tags: best selling fortune, crystal ball, fortune, fortune telling, funny fortune
I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life Pillow
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Description: An old happy face is still smiling great gift for the senior in you life. I'm Old but Still Happy and Loving Life

Tags: cartoony, comics, funny gift for friends, funny gift for grandma, funny grandma gifts
Fish Fart Pillow
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Description: A fish is disgusted by his farting bowl mate.

Tags: farting dad, farting, stinking, tropical fish hobby, humorous fart saying

Fish Fart Pillow

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Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party. Penis humor. Pillow
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Description: Some sausages are invited to The World's Boringest Sausage Party where they are forced to watch their host's slideshow from their trip to Yosemite Park.

Tags: barbecue humor grilling humor, barbecue lovers, dick jokes, funny penis joke, humor gift for dad
The Butler Did it Pillow
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Description: Sherlock Holmes deduces that the dog butler left a little treat on the ballroom floor.

Tags: sherlock holmes the detective, for dog lover, gift for dog lover, mystery, pet

The Butler Did it Pillow

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Doggie Perfume Pillow
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Description: The female dog at the doggie perfume counter sprays some perfume on a passing shopper who says, "Nice, smells like Ass!"

Tags: pet, dog, dog lover, funny dog gift, best dogs

Doggie Perfume Pillow

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Graduation Day at Drone School Pillow
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Description: At Graduation Day at Drone School the successful graduates fly their mortar boards like drones

Tags: education, drone souvenir, funny graduation gift, funny drone gift, cap and gown
Jazz Cans Pillow
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Description: The man and woman symbols of bathroom doors are jazz dancers

Tags: popular

Jazz Cans Pillow

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More Tape Dammit! Pillow

Description: A paper doll doctor and two nurses try to save a paper doll patient

Tags: funny gift for doctors, medicine, hospital, physician, medicine jokes

More Tape Dammit! Pillow

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OX-y-MORON Pillow
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Description: OX-y-MORON: The definition of a stupid cow.

Tags: idiots, farmer gifts, farmer mom, hilarious, morons

OX-y-MORON Pillow

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Fish Directions. Pillow
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Description: One fish tells another, "Take your first left and keep turning left until you eventually float to the top.

Tags: fish bowl, death joke, life is short, death humor, gold fish

Fish Directions. Pillow

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Graduation Day at Cowboy School Pillow
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Description: A cowboy lassos his mortar board at his graduation day.

Tags: college graduate, commencement, cowboys, funny graduation gift, graduate student
GILLIGAN’S ELEVATOR Pillow

Description: Gilligan strands the castaways in an elevator this time.

Tags: maryann, ginger, castaways, elevator, classic sitcom

GILLIGAN’S ELEVATOR Pillow

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OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy Pillow
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Description: OLD HAPPY FACE. OLD BUT STILL HAPPY. The classic Happy Face image has aged but is still happy

Tags: emoji, emoticon, funny gift for grandma, funny retirement, funny retirement gift
SNAIL DON’T DO WINDOWS Pillow
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Description: A snail in a fishbowl tells the fish that it doesn’t do windows

Tags: fish bowl, snails, aquarium funny saying quote, snail humor, window washer

SNAIL DON’T DO WINDOWS Pillow

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TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE Pillow
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Description: The sign out in front of the “National #@#&% TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE

Tags: sold my favorite 4 letter word, f bombs, 4 letter word, foul language, institutional

TOURETTE’S !*$@? INSTITUTE Pillow

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Rat Maze Escape Pillow
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Description: Two rats offer and escape from the rat maze to another rat.

Tags: popular

Rat Maze Escape Pillow

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Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!" Pillow
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Description: Two full pencils see tiny old pencil stuff and one says; "It's true, we do shrink as we get older". A funny gift for those getting old. Funny cartoon with pencils saying, "It's true! We do shrink as we get older!"

Tags: cartoon, cartoon character, comic, funny, funny old
POTATO FUNERAL PLANNING Pillow

Description: Two old potatoes meet with the funeral director discover the many cremation options.

Tags: popular

POTATO FUNERAL PLANNING Pillow

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Please Do Not Eat the People Pillow
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Description: Animals are warned not to eat the people.

Tags: vacation, comic, cartoon, food chain, humor

Please Do Not Eat the People Pillow

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Conflict Resolution Training. Pillow
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Description: Conflict Resolution Training is cancelled due to conflict over venue.

Tags: office, training, cubicle, conflict, boss
DANGER: Abandoned Mine Pillow
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Description: A mime is abandoned on the street.

Tags: street performer, abandoned, mime

DANGER: Abandoned Mine Pillow

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