Wandering Melon Cartoons

Description: A father fish talks about death to his child.

Description: A leather clad receptionist works at the S and M institute

Description: A gang of Hell's Tillers harass a gardener.

Description: A blind man still thinks his bird is nice even though it pecked his eyes out

Description: A clown multitasks by juggling while sitting on the toilet

Description: Hamsters now have a Self-Driving Hamster Wheel

Description: Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster

Description: Funny things you start saying when you realize that you are "Officially Old". Some of the things you start saying once you become "Officially Old".

Description: A fish warns another not to look into the bowl.

Description: A boy and girl show up at their local playground and are shocked when they realize that the city has built a very creepy playground inspired by the surrealist artist, Salvador Dali. Funny Salvador Dali Playground Comes Complete with huge creepy ants and melting playground equipment.

Description: A man's hair retreats from the head to the ears and nostrils.

Description: The Animal Book Club consists of an Alligator, a Bear, a Wolf and a Bunny. The Bunny doesn't think that it will like the next book which is titled, "Eat Prey, Love". Hilarious gift for Book Club Member.

Description: A car load of cats thinks that the giant M in front of a fast food restaurant stands for MICES and not MCDONALDS. A funny card for the cat lover in your life. Funny car load of cats in fast food drive thru being told that the giant "M" out front does not stand for "Mice".

Description: A cat spells out "I LOVE YOU" with its poo.

Description: Two friends gaze at the stars

Description: A funny dog is waiting at the back door to be let out to go have a smoke. Its owner says “The dog wants out again!”. A hilarious gift for a dog lover. A funny gift for a smoker.

Description: 2B or not 2B?

Description: A hand puppet confesses to his psychiatrist that he never feels totally alive until someone sticks their hand up his butt. A funny gift for a psychologist or psychiatrist.

Description: ...meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.

Description: It's not all fun and games, it's work!

Description: Board shorts for birds.

Description: Traffic jam on the jungle vines!

Description: Time for some ice-breakers!

Description: A hole in one...

Description: He's the shit-tin' man now.

Description: But the real question is did he make Mexico pay for it?

Description: The relationship was a schwing and amish.

Description: Butt I thought pants were optional?

Description: The best airline when you need a lift.

Description: A kitty leaves a message for its owner spelling out “CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!” using its own little turds.