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I Hanker for a Rye Whiskey Bag
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Description: Time For Timer was that weird little yellow dude that taught Generation X how to make snacks for ourselves. Now that we're all in our 50s or older, we hanker for other things, like whiskey. Also available in "Dry Riesling" if wine is more your thing. Go see my shop!

Tags: 70s cartoons, 80s cartoons, 80s kid, conjunction junction, generation x
I Hanker For a Dry Riesling Bag
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Description: This little weird dude taught Generation X to make cheese snacks and OJ popsicles for ourselves. Now that we're in our 50s, We tend to hanker other things.. like a tall glass of riesling. Also available in "Rye Whiskey variation if that's more your thing. See my store!

Tags: 70s cartoons, 80s cartoons, dry riesling, generation x, i hanker for a hunk of cheese
Loca Flaccaville Bag
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Description: If you are a Virgin Voyages enthusiast who loves the spicy margaritas at Pink Agave, then this shirt is for you. I wouldn't be surprised if you're first Loca Flacca is free just for wearing this.

Tags: bar tab, brilliant lady, caribbean cruise, cruise vacation clothing, day drinking
Honolulu house rock Bag
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Description: Blue Hawaii pose

Tags: 60s movies, aloha, hawaiian surf, hula girl, love hawaiian style
Back in time Bag
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Description: Perhaps the best movie of the 80s with a GTA art format.

Tags: 1955, 80s movies, american grafitti, back to the 80s, earth angel
Vanishing girl on a motorcycle Bag
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Description: Vanishing point was definitely made in a different era.

Tags: 2 lane blacktop, 70s movie, american grafitti, bullit, car movie
challenger vs helicopter Bag
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Description: One of those great 70s cult films with a crappy ending.

Tags: 2 lane blacktop, american grafitti, bullit, car movie fan, classic car show
Saw a Wolf Man Drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's Bag

Description: His hair was perfect!

Tags: classic horror werewolf, classic rock quote, classic vintage horror fan, his hair was perfect, lee ho fooks
Girl with Deadly Chlorophyll Kisses Bag

Description: Invasive plants never looked so sexy.

Tags: 60s retro modernism, andy warhol, ben day dots, deadly kisses, dot pop art
Orange Bastard (for dark shirts) Bag

Description: This is Garth, my nephew's cat, whom he affectionately calls "Orange Bastard". The orange male tabby has a reputation.

Tags: asshole cat, butthead cat, cuddle buddy orange cat, destructive orange cat, dickhead cat
Orange Bastard (for light shirts) Bag
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Description: This is a painting of my nephew's cat, Garth, whom he affectionately refers to as "orange bastard." Apparently, the orange breeds come with extra baggage.

Tags: asshole cat, bastard cat, crazy destructive cat, endearing orange male cat, ginger cat dad
Smogi Bear- the Pic-A-Nic Basket Thief Bag

Description: Hey hey hey boobooboy, looky who posed as a fire-fighting mascot and scored us some goodies to nosh on!

Tags: 60s cartoons, boo boo, camping attire, cartoon bear, forest hike
I'd Like to Poupon That! Bag

Description: Look, if you're going to give your product a name like Grey Poupon, you have to expect a lot of tasteless jokes. It comes with the territory.

Tags: cartoon hot dog, cruise humor, designs that get laughs, for me to poop on, funny ass design
I am haunted by the things I did for a klondike bar Bag
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Description: The marketing team for Klondike really set the stage for some very imaginative jokes when they came up with the "what would you do for a Klondike Bar" ad campaign.

Tags: alaska, alaskan cruise vacation wear, alaskan wilderness, funny vacation clothes, klondike
It's 10pm, Do you know where Generation X is right now? Bag
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Description: One of the popular public service announcements that aired regularily in the 70s and 80s. Parents actually had to be reminded that they have kids that needed care.

Tags: banana seat bicycle, dont drown your food, drink from the garden hose, feral generation, funny generation x parody
Kylo Cline Bag
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Description: This is just dumb fun. What else are we supposed to do with the sequels

Tags: adam driver, dorky dad, dumb fun fan art, fake fashion, fashion faux paux
Surf's Up, Jokrs Down Bag

Description: My favorite episode of the original 60s series. Note the shark-repellent.

Tags: amped, born for the break, chasing liquid lighting, gnarly, hodad
A Legendary Galactic Saga.. About Sand. Bag
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Description: I can't really say I've ever made a name for myself with my art, but this series of prints really got a lot of laughs at comic conventions.

Tags: anh, anti beach person, aotc, funny quotes from movies, i hate sand
Dirty vs. Dancing Bag
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Description: The very moment the Halls of Justice were formed.

Tags: 80s, 80s dancing movie, comic art, dirty dancing parody, funny pop art
TCB evolution Bag

Description: Just some cool guy that someone owns the rights to.

Tags: blue hawaii, christmas gift, dad gift, fathers day gift, grandmother fan art
Streamboat Nelson Bag
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Description: On the river again.... just can't wait to get on the whiskey river again.

Tags: classic country music, david allen coe, fun cartoon mashup, funny old cartoon, highwaymen
Kick, Stretch, annnd Kick! Bag
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Description: Sally O'mally- the most relate-able of SNL characters. I'm the original artist of this.

Tags: 50 years old, 50th birthday, 50th birthday gift, classic comedy, funny birthday
Jeff Goldblum talking about AI Bag
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Description: One of the most significant moments from JP.

Tags: chaos theory, dinosaur, doily salesman, dr ian, earth girls are easy
Salvador Dali Baseball Card Bag
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Description: Many sports historians don't remember the rise of pitcher/ modern artist Salvador Dali in the Surreal league.

Tags: atomica melancholica, funny baseball card, funny sports, italian art, modern art history
Codger-100% Unfiltered Old Man Bag

Description: Fine print: Questionably refreshing paradox of salty-sweet and bitter notes, with a lifetime of bottled opinions infused into every drop of this rich elixir of blue collar labor and dad jokes.

Tags: beer drinker gift, bourbon lover gift, curmudgeon, funny faux whiskey, funny retirement
Codger- 100% Unfiltered Old Man Bag

Description: Fine print on shirt: Questionably refreshing paradox of salty-sweet and bitter notes, with a lifetime of bottled opinions infused into every drop of this rich elixir of blue collar labor and dry dad jokes.

Tags: bourbon lover gift, curmudgeon, fart, funny fathers day gift, funny grandparent
Let it Cool.  Let the Cooleness get into your Vertebrae. Bag

Description: From Mel Brook's History of the World part 1. If you're a fan of Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein, you need to see this movie.

Tags: blazing saddles, classic comedy, coolness, feeling groovy, funny stoner movie gift
Let it cool.  Let the coolness get into your Vertebrae Bag

Description: The effects of being defeated by "mighty joint." One of my many favorite moments from Mel Brook's History of the World part 1

Tags: 2000 year old man, blazing saddles, gene wilder, good vibes only, high anxiety
Kessel Jam Bag

Description: I am the original artist of this design. All other are stolen by imperial scum.

Tags: christmas humor gift, fathers day gift, fun classic rock mashup, geek out, get attention
pew pew pew suede shoes Bag
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Description: I am the original artist of this design. All others are stolen by scruffy-looking turd burglars.

Tags: classic rock lover gift, dad gift, dad joke gift, dog lover gift, fathers day gift
You can fidget this here spinner! Bag
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Description: As ridiculous as this trend was back in circa 2017, I have the feeling that it will make a nostalgic comeback.

Tags: 6 7, bussin, cap, delulu, fart
Which way to the mustard station? Bag
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Description: The perfect t-shirt for the first day of your upcoming cruise.

Tags: beach clothes, caribbean cruise, corny dad humor, cruise addict, cruise clothing
I don't always drink when I'm on vacation, white font Bag
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Description: If I'm being honest with myself...

Tags: beach clothes, caribbean cruise, cocktail drinker, drink package, i dont always
I don't always drink when I'm on vacation Bag
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Description: It's good to be honest with yourself.

Tags: beach clothes, caribbean drink, cruise ship, cruise vacation, drink package
Steve Austin's Gotta Have it! Bag

Description: I was really jonesin' for some ice cream while I was making this.

Tags: birthday cake remix, cheesecake fantasy, coco banana cabana, funny wrestling, pro wrestling
Ice Cream Lover, Steve Austin Bag

Description: You know Steve is a "gotta have it" kind of guy.

Tags: funny pro wrestling, funny steve austin, funny wrestling mashup, pro wrestling, pro wrestling is a hoax

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