Malarkey

Description: Time For Timer was that weird little yellow dude that taught Generation X how to make snacks for ourselves. Now that we're all in our 50s or older, we hanker for other things, like whiskey. Also available in "Dry Riesling" if wine is more your thing. Go see my shop!

Description: This little weird dude taught Generation X to make cheese snacks and OJ popsicles for ourselves. Now that we're in our 50s, We tend to hanker other things.. like a tall glass of riesling. Also available in "Rye Whiskey variation if that's more your thing. See my store!

Description: If you are a Virgin Voyages enthusiast who loves the spicy margaritas at Pink Agave, then this shirt is for you. I wouldn't be surprised if you're first Loca Flacca is free just for wearing this.

Description: Blue Hawaii pose

Description: Perhaps the best movie of the 80s with a GTA art format.

Description: Vanishing point was definitely made in a different era.

Description: One of those great 70s cult films with a crappy ending.

Description: His hair was perfect!

Description: Invasive plants never looked so sexy.

Description: This is Garth, my nephew's cat, whom he affectionately calls "Orange Bastard". The orange male tabby has a reputation.

Description: This is a painting of my nephew's cat, Garth, whom he affectionately refers to as "orange bastard." Apparently, the orange breeds come with extra baggage.

Description: Hey hey hey boobooboy, looky who posed as a fire-fighting mascot and scored us some goodies to nosh on!

Description: Look, if you're going to give your product a name like Grey Poupon, you have to expect a lot of tasteless jokes. It comes with the territory.

Description: The marketing team for Klondike really set the stage for some very imaginative jokes when they came up with the "what would you do for a Klondike Bar" ad campaign.

Description: One of the popular public service announcements that aired regularily in the 70s and 80s. Parents actually had to be reminded that they have kids that needed care.

Description: This is just dumb fun. What else are we supposed to do with the sequels

Description: My favorite episode of the original 60s series. Note the shark-repellent.

Description: I can't really say I've ever made a name for myself with my art, but this series of prints really got a lot of laughs at comic conventions.

Description: The very moment the Halls of Justice were formed.

Description: Just some cool guy that someone owns the rights to.

Description: On the river again.... just can't wait to get on the whiskey river again.

Description: Sally O'mally- the most relate-able of SNL characters. I'm the original artist of this.

Description: One of the most significant moments from JP.

Description: Many sports historians don't remember the rise of pitcher/ modern artist Salvador Dali in the Surreal league.

Description: Fine print: Questionably refreshing paradox of salty-sweet and bitter notes, with a lifetime of bottled opinions infused into every drop of this rich elixir of blue collar labor and dad jokes.

Description: Fine print on shirt: Questionably refreshing paradox of salty-sweet and bitter notes, with a lifetime of bottled opinions infused into every drop of this rich elixir of blue collar labor and dry dad jokes.

Description: From Mel Brook's History of the World part 1. If you're a fan of Spaceballs or Young Frankenstein, you need to see this movie.

Description: The effects of being defeated by "mighty joint." One of my many favorite moments from Mel Brook's History of the World part 1

Description: If you found this t-shirt, then chances are you are a fellow mega-fan of Virgin Voyages cruise line, and you are looking for a shirt that gets noticed and says "I'm into funmaxxing" or whatever nonsense the kids are making up these days. Check my shop "Malarkey" for more VV-related designs.

Description: I am the original artist of this design. All other are stolen by imperial scum.

Description: I am the original artist of this design. All others are stolen by scruffy-looking turd burglars.

Description: As ridiculous as this trend was back in circa 2017, I have the feeling that it will make a nostalgic comeback.

Description: The perfect t-shirt for the first day of your upcoming cruise.

Description: If I'm being honest with myself...

Description: It's good to be honest with yourself.

Description: I was really jonesin' for some ice cream while I was making this.