Description: Join the Chicken Revolution! Eat your own super-healthy eggs with bright orange yolks every freakin' day! Build a bougie coop with hip wallpaper and Italian marble flooring! Learn to speak "broody"! Turn your boring grass into a pearly poopy compost for garden veggies! Create lively TikTok videos of your hens in hand-crocheted clothing for a lucrative side hustle! If this sounds like heaven, run to your nearest Wilco and pick up some chicks! They're cluckin' fantastic!
Description: When Joe Walsh wrote "Life's Been Good To Me So Far" back in 1978, he had never owned a Maserati, however the mere mention of said automobile (whose top speed was actually rated at 133mph) helped revive the failing Italian sports car company. Many years later, Joe finally bought a Maserati because he felt he was letting people down whenever they asked about it, but says he has never driven 185 with it. "I chickened out at 140" he said.
Description: It was a dark December day. Mothers we're turning ordinary kitchen utensils into deadly barbaric weapons. Arsenals of tear gas, napalm and Aquanet filled the brightly lit department stores featuring a "limited amount" of these hyper-popular, homely dolls. Blood flowed into the cracks of the linoleum as parents became savage animals in their quest to create the perfect Christmas for their spoiled Gen X children. Thank God there was a surplus of GI Joe figures and Transformers to go around that year.
