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Pioneer KE-5000 Card

Description: 1979 AM/FM Cassette

Tags: 70s, 80s, buffett, chicago, classic cars

Pioneer KE-5000 Card

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Evil Island Card

Description: Kill and Kill Again

Tags: comedy movies, islands, master, mst3k, poison

Evil Island Card

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Military Oath Card
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Description: I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Tags: aipac, israel, military, politicians, traitors

Military Oath Card

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No More Guessing Card
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Description: Just push the correct button.

Tags: accept, breasts, cold, decline, hard

No More Guessing Card

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Roy Scheider Tribute Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Blue Thunder Vs. Jaws

Tags: 80s, actor, blue thunder, boat, great white

Roy Scheider Tribute Card

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Room To Maneuver Card

Description: Sailing Regatta

Tags: captain, downwind, grinder, helmsman, marker

Room To Maneuver Card

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No. 1 The Larch Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Larix Laricoideae

Tags: arbor, arborist, landscaping, lumberjack, monty

No. 1 The Larch Card

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Nice Rack Card
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Description: Barbecued Ribs

Tags: barbecue, bbq, boobs, breasts, juicy

Nice Rack Card

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Arrow Card
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Description: He's a blue tick pointer with no sense of direction.

Tags: 70s, classic rock, dog lover, harry nilsson, music

Arrow Card

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Frog-O-Matic Card
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Description: Makes delicious frog smoothies in minutes!

Tags: amphibians, amputee, animal, blender, crunchy

Frog-O-Matic Card

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When all else fails, BUNDODO Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Bundodo is a Japanese onomatopoeia used to describe the act of playing with miniature figures or models which involves moving, swooshing, or posing toys while making your own sounds.

Tags: boats, bundodo, cars, japanese, noise

When all else fails, BUNDODO Card

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FLOCK OFF Card

Description: The ALL seeing eye. No one's privacy is safe [[ guilty and innocent alike. You will be arrested and charged and never see your accuser.

Tags: 1984, anarchy, big brother, camera, flock

FLOCK OFF Card

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Flockin Nixon Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Facial Recognition Thinks I Look Like This

Tags: cameras, facial recognition, flock, freedom, mask design

Flockin Nixon Card

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Thomas in an Alternate Universe Card
Main Tag:  

Description: A transporter malfunction makes our hero a bad guy.

Tags: alien, aliens, change, evil, sci fi

Thomas in an Alternate Universe Card

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Manatee Catches a Thermal Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Manatee from an airliner window at cruise altitude.

Tags: airline, airplane, aviation, flying, glider

Manatee Catches a Thermal Card

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Take Out Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Chinese Surprise

Tags: alien, asian food, chinese, chinese food, creature

Take Out Card

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What's wrong, honey? Card

Description: Nothing. (That's a warning.)

Tags: car, caution, danger, humor, lights

What's wrong, honey? Card

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IP is stupid Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Copy and share this design freely,

Tags: construct, false, faux, intellectual property, no pirates

IP is stupid Card

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Chalk's Card
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Description: The World's Oldest Airline

Tags: aircraft, airline, bahamas, beach, florida

Chalk's Card

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Speed Trap In Space Card
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Description: NO WARP ZONE

Tags: free enterprise, galaxy, legislation, no wake zone, planetary

Speed Trap In Space Card

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Octave Card
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Description: Notes on a scale

Tags: band, blues, instrument, jazz, keyboard

Octave Card

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GENERIC SOUVENIR Card
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Description: Going [SOMEWHERE]? Bring your friend, acquaintance, neighbor, co-worker, boss, relative, plumber, landscaper, mailman, proctologist, hair stylist, grocer, veterinarian, pusher, mechanic, clergyman, stenographer, a crappy souvenir!

Tags: adventure, beach, camping, fun, gift

GENERIC SOUVENIR Card

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Young and Pretty Card
Main Tag:  

Description: I'm still pretty on the inside. Now, get off of my lawn!

Tags: arthritis, bluegrass, blues, boomer, country music

Young and Pretty Card

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Lite Brite Card
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Description: Making things with light....

Tags: colorful, creative art, kids, lights, old

Lite Brite Card

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POLICE SQUAD MUGSHOT Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Police Squad Car Bubble Light

Tags: 80s movies, frank drebin, funny, humor, leslie nielsen

POLICE SQUAD MUGSHOT Card

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Adventures in New Product Development Card
Main Tag:  

Description: by Martin Harvey, Sailboat Captain

Tags: books, captain, comedy, formosa, kurt russell

Adventures in New Product Development Card

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Lake Ella Yacht Club Burgee Card
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Description: Lake Ella is a landlocked 12 acre body of water in Tallahassee, Florida where I sail in my mind

Tags: boat, burgee, ducks, ella, florida

Lake Ella Yacht Club Burgee Card

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Shaun the Pirate Flag Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Keeping everything sheep shape.

Tags: flags, fleece, jolly roger, lamb, nautical

Shaun the Pirate Flag Card

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F CK WARS Card
Main Tag:  

Description: U C WHAT I DID THERE?

Tags: anarchism, anarchist, anarchy, anti state, anti war

F CK WARS Card

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TOAST II Card
Main Tag:  

Description: A Killer Part of Breakfast!

Tags: bacon, baking, bread, butter, coffee

TOAST II Card

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HUNTER Sailboats Card
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Description: Hunter Marine Logo (You will be missed)

Tags: beneteau, boat, hc50, hunter, intracoastal

HUNTER Sailboats Card

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Dog Genius Card
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Description: In physics, mass–energy equivalence is the relationship between squirrel and energy in a system's rest frame. The two differ only by a multiplicative constant and the units of measurement. The principle is described by the physicist Albert Einstein's formula.

Tags: albert einstein, bruce, dog, e mc2, intelligence quotient

Dog Genius Card

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Dark Side of the Mooo Card

Description: View from the dark side of the flat moon, otherwise known as bovine excrement.

Tags: band, bovine, bull, cattle, cows

Dark Side of the Mooo Card

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THIS END UP Card
Main Tag:  

Description: Be sure to look at the front AND the back.

Tags: cargo, driver, fedex, plane, transport

THIS END UP Card

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HELL'S GRANNIES Card
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Description: LAY OFF! UP THE ESTABLISHMENT!

Tags: armed to the dentures, garters, geriatric, grandma, granny

HELL'S GRANNIES Card

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The Swedish Chef Rockin' Card
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Description: Once-a upun a time-a yuou dreesed su feene-a, Thruo zee-a buoms a deeme-a in yuour prime-a, deedn't yuou?

Tags: abba, acoustic guitar, carnivore, chef, cook

The Swedish Chef Rockin' Card

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