Testament Crux

Description: No viruses, no jumpscares. Just great conversation starters. In order, the links are: 1. Geoguessr 2. The Onion's moon landing 3. Dril tweet 4. Donation click for Palestine 5. The Furry Nexus Discord 6. Among Us impostor guide 7. Know Your Meme's entry on Loss 8. PictureOfHotDog.com 9. Xkcd comic 10. The Jojo's Bizarre Adventure wiki's page on Jesus Christ 11. The original “holy fucking bingle” post 12. Radio Garden 13. Live animal video feeds on Explore.org 14. OMFGDogs.com 15. Autism Creature GIF 16. Cookie Clicker 17. Wordle 18. Rickroll 19. Gartic Phone 20. Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions 21. Communist Manifesto 22. James 5:1-6 (NIV) 23. How to Act Like a Mermaid at School 24. Pokemon Fusiondex

Description: Why do people assume I'm pro-crime just because I'm anti-cop? I mean I AM pro-crime but that's not the point.

Description: It sucks here! Good ol' America!

Description: Original version: http://tee.pub/lic/mpJWlJmaXGk

Description: I'm an independent trans artist; your support means the world to me. I created this particular design for myself.

Description: Almost loads webpages but not quite.

Description: Queer, atheist, communist. Check!

Description: Gold edition: http://tee.pub/lic/L2u0YmJwwi0

Description: I'm an independent trans artist; your support means the world to me.

Description: If you can't naturally produce your own desired estrogen levels, store-bought is fine.

Description: Show the world that you are a prime specimen of your chosen gender label.

Description: Ah, forsooth! I must get my shit sucked off posthaste!

Description: Sorry for having feelings! That wasn't very healer empath gifted kid people-pleaser of me!

Description: I know what you are.

Description: Come and take it!

Description: Sorry, liberals! There's only one gender. End of story.

Description: I am launching an investigation into whether I have ever given a single fuck in my life. I take these allegations very seriously.

Description: Express your inner divorced vintage wine mom.

Description: Never spend so much time loving that you forget what really matters: incalculable violence.

Description: You look like someone who gets mad when ChatGPT won't say the N-word.

Description: Forget coffee.

Description: Sorry, liberals! Marriage is between one woman, one woman, one woman, and one woman.

Description: Not accepting lectures on "basic biology" from adults who believe angels are real.

Description: Fundamentally unlovable because of something I said in seventh grade.

Description: What I wear when I wanna get absolutely railed.

Description: Women and fish are not monoliths and are both free to form their own opinions of me on an individual basis.

Description: Who needs coffee?

Description: AI "artists": call me when AI can suck my shit off nasty style. Maybe then it'll make me feel something.

Description: If you're gonna ghost me, at least pay me back for the scone.

Description: You've never seen me and Barack Obama in the same room.

Description: Sorry for playing Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros Brawl as a kid. I didn't know he was OP, I just thought he was cool.

Description: Rushing to the emergency room in cardiac arrest after she shocked me like an electric eel.

Description: It wasn't on purpose!

Description: "Women are crazy?" Uh yeah... CRAZY BASED

Description: I'm an independent trans artist; your support means the world to me.

Description: A perfect gift for the gamer in your life.