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Anti Cop, Pro Crime Socks
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Description: Why do people assume I'm pro-crime just because I'm anti-cop? I mean I AM pro-crime but that's not the point.

Tags: 1312, all cops are bastards, anarchist, anti cop, be gay do crime

Anti Cop, Pro Crime Socks

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If This Flag Offends You, That Makes Sense Socks
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Description: It sucks here! Good ol' America!

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, based
Burr Shot First Socks
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Description: Original version: http://tee.pub/lic/mpJWlJmaXGk

Tags: aaron burr, alexander hamilton, broadway, han shot first, han solo

Burr Shot First Socks

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They/Them Non-Binary Pride Socks
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Description: I'm an independent trans artist; your support means the world to me. I created this particular design for myself.

Tags: pride, transgender, lgbt, pronouns, non binary

They/Them Non-Binary Pride Socks

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Microsoft Edge Socks
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Description: Almost loads webpages but not quite.

Tags: bdsm, browser, chrome, edge, edging

Microsoft Edge Socks

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How Else May I Offend You Today? Socks
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Description: Queer, atheist, communist. Check!

Tags: atheism, atheist, based, checklist, communism
Burr Shot First Socks
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Description: Gold edition: http://tee.pub/lic/L2u0YmJwwi0

Tags: popular

Burr Shot First Socks

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She/Her Trans Pride Socks
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Description: I'm an independent trans artist; your support means the world to me.

Tags: lgbt, trans flag colors, trans, trans flag, pride

She/Her Trans Pride Socks

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Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Estrogen Socks
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Description: If you can't naturally produce your own desired estrogen levels, store-bought is fine.

Tags: estradiol, estrogen, gay, hrt, maybe shes born with it
Alpha They Socks
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Description: Show the world that you are a prime specimen of your chosen gender label.

Tags: alpha male, alpha wolf, gay, genderqueer, lgbt

Alpha They Socks

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Forsooth Socks
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Description: Ah, forsooth! I must get my shit sucked off posthaste!

Tags: carriage, comedy, gag, gothic, horny

Forsooth Socks

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Healer Empath Gifted Child People-Pleaser Socks
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Description: Sorry for having feelings! That wasn't very healer empath gifted kid people-pleaser of me!

Tags: comedy, empath, empathy, feelings, funny
Bit Fruity Socks
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Description: I know what you are.

Tags: bisexual, flamboyant, fruit, fruity, funny

Bit Fruity Socks

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Come and Take It Socks
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Description: Come and take it!

Tags: estradiol, estrogen, gay, gay pride, hrt

Come and Take It Socks

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Gender Socks
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Description: Sorry, liberals! There's only one gender. End of story.

Tags: chromosome, gay pride, girl, lesbian, lgbtq

Gender Socks

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Investigation Socks
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Description: I am launching an investigation into whether I have ever given a single fuck in my life. I take these allegations very seriously.

Tags: dont care, dont give a shit, funny, humor, i dont care

Investigation Socks

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I'm Everybody's Ex-Wife Socks
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Description: Express your inner divorced vintage wine mom.

Tags: break up, divorce, divorce party, funny, humor

I'm Everybody's Ex-Wife Socks

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Incalculable Violence Socks
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Description: Never spend so much time loving that you forget what really matters: incalculable violence.

Tags: arc, comedy, era, evil, funny

Incalculable Violence Socks

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You Look ChatGPT Socks
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Description: You look like someone who gets mad when ChatGPT won't say the N-word.

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, chat gpt, chatbot, chatgpt

You Look ChatGPT Socks

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Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My Communism Socks
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Description: Forget coffee.

Tags: based, coffee, communist, dont talk to me, equality
Marriage Socks
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Description: Sorry, liberals! Marriage is between one woman, one woman, one woman, and one woman.

Tags: equality, funny, gay, gender, marriage

Marriage Socks

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Basic Biology Socks
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Description: Not accepting lectures on "basic biology" from adults who believe angels are real.

Tags: anti christian, anti religion, atheism, atheist, biology

Basic Biology Socks

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Fundamentally Unlovable Socks
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Description: Fundamentally unlovable because of something I said in seventh grade.

Tags: adulting, childhood, depression, funny, grade school

Fundamentally Unlovable Socks

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Absolutely Railed Socks
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Description: What I wear when I wanna get absolutely railed.

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay, hot, humor

Absolutely Railed Socks

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Women and Fish Socks
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Description: Women and fish are not monoliths and are both free to form their own opinions of me on an individual basis.

Tags: comedy, copypasta, fish, fish fear me, funny

Women and Fish Socks

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Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had the Rich Socks
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Description: Who needs coffee?

Tags: breakfast, caffeine, coffee, communism, dont talk to me
AI "Artists" Socks
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Description: AI "artists": call me when AI can suck my shit off nasty style. Maybe then it'll make me feel something.

Tags: ai art, anti ai, artificial intelligence, artist, comedy

AI "Artists" Socks

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If You're Gonna Ghost Me Socks
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Description: If you're gonna ghost me, at least pay me back for the scone.

Tags: catfishing, dating app, funny, ghost, ghosting

If You're Gonna Ghost Me Socks

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Secret Identity Socks
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Description: You've never seen me and Barack Obama in the same room.

Tags: alter ego, barack obama, batman, comedy, democrat

Secret Identity Socks

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Sorry for Playing Meta Knight Socks
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Description: Sorry for playing Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros Brawl as a kid. I didn't know he was OP, I just thought he was cool.

Tags: brawl, comedy, fighting game, funny, gamer

Sorry for Playing Meta Knight Socks

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Shocked Me Like an Electric Eel Socks
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Description: Rushing to the emergency room in cardiac arrest after she shocked me like an electric eel.

Tags: band, comedy, electric eel, electric feel, emergency room
Sorry For Being White Socks
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Description: It wasn't on purpose!

Tags: america, american, black lives matter, europe, european

Sorry For Being White Socks

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Women are Crazy Based Socks
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Description: "Women are crazy?" Uh yeah... CRAZY BASED

Tags: based, boomer, comedy, equality, feminism

Women are Crazy Based Socks

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Gay Pride Socks
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Description: I'm an independent trans artist; your support means the world to me.

Tags: rainbow, lgbt, pride month, gay pride

Gay Pride Socks

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Load Raid Wipe Socks
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Description: A perfect gift for the gamer in your life.

Tags: gamer, gaming, karen, raid, video game

Load Raid Wipe Socks

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MEGADOT Socks
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Description: Megaman, meet Pericopter.

Tags: art, megaman, 8 bit, peridot, steven universe

MEGADOT Socks

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