ManicWax

He upset, he naked, he new to the world.

It's a shirt that says you gotta poop. Don't wear it for eating, ya sicko.

You ever run over dog poop with a lawn mower?

It's Friday.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! But why was it Zeus with the Kraken? Shouldn't that have at least been Poseidon?

It's a pixel squid, son.

Budgies be beepin.

They said to draw a horse. I drew one. Now what...?

I scribbled, it became an octopus, and then I wanted to put it on a shirt.

For reasons. Parts unknown. It's for Spike...

I AM BERRY CRABBY WITH YOU. HOW. DARE. YOU.

Need to let people know you aren't about to do what they asked? Or maybe you just need to throw your shirt at some jerk that cut you off, either way. This is a good shirt, huh?

He's hoping to SCALE the corporate ladder, so that he can be SWIMMING in the moneys.

Borney is a dinosaur who wants to eat some new people.

Hair looks bad already, Grey Spaghetti. She feels nervous but on the surface she looks happy and witchy, ready to drop spells but she keeps on forgetting what her book said, the whole town burns her down. That is all.

Yo, who's ready for too many pumpkins? I always am. Always.

To express your general discontent with actions you've taken.

For those days where nothing will be completed.

To let the world know that the stains didn't come with the shirt.

Are you a statistic? Yes. You are, statistically speaking.

It has a tiny copter, haha.

Did you notice all those pie charts? I made a shirt of it, that way they go away faster.

Wear with pride the abundance of societies caloric intake.

Need people to stop talking? Wear this shirt, and you're set.

When you need to let the world know that you're just a human.

This is a very happy axolotl. You need this kind of positivity in your life.

Sometimes you just need a throwback.

Want some puns, kid? No? Well, wear this very noteworthy shirt either way. No one will know.

Don't want to solidify any claim in case of severe backlash? Be passive about it with this shirt.

Need alone time? Put this shirt on and find it fast.

This shirt is crap. Some ol' corny crap.

What?! You got a problem with me? I'll show you to laugh at a cactus!

Ever been a snail who nailed the project at hand? Then you "snailed" it, and you need this shirt.

Want a poorly made intense orange eye on your torso? Well I made this just in case.

If you like sunglasses and being hip and cool, boy do I have a shirt for you. Wear this out with matching sunglasses and attitude for maximum effect.

Wear this shirt to demonstrate your love of any sort of lemons! Lemons for all! When life gives you lemons, put it on a shirt.