ManicWax

Description: He upset, he naked, he new to the world.

Description: You ever run over dog poop with a lawn mower?

Description: RELEASE THE KRAKEN! But why was it Zeus with the Kraken? Shouldn't that have at least been Poseidon?

Description: It's a pixel squid, son.

Description: Budgies be beepin.

Description: They said to draw a horse. I drew one. Now what...?

Description: I AM BERRY CRABBY WITH YOU. HOW. DARE. YOU.

Description: Need to let people know you aren't about to do what they asked? Or maybe you just need to throw your shirt at some jerk that cut you off, either way. This is a good shirt, huh?

Description: He's hoping to SCALE the corporate ladder, so that he can be SWIMMING in the moneys.

Description: Borney is a dinosaur who wants to eat some new people.

Description: Hair looks bad already, Grey Spaghetti. She feels nervous but on the surface she looks happy and witchy, ready to drop spells but she keeps on forgetting what her book said, the whole town burns her down. That is all.

Description: Yo, who's ready for too many pumpkins? I always am. Always.

Description: To express your general discontent with actions you've taken.

Description: Are you a statistic? Yes. You are, statistically speaking.

Description: It has a tiny copter, haha.

Description: Did you notice all those pie charts? I made a shirt of it, that way they go away faster.

Description: Wear with pride the abundance of societies caloric intake.

Description: Need people to stop talking? Wear this shirt, and you're set.

Description: When you need to let the world know that you're just a human.

Description: This is a very happy axolotl. You need this kind of positivity in your life.

Description: Sometimes you just need a throwback.

Description: Don't want to solidify any claim in case of severe backlash? Be passive about it with this shirt.

Description: Need alone time? Put this shirt on and find it fast.

Description: This shirt is crap. Some ol' corny crap.

Description: What?! You got a problem with me? I'll show you to laugh at a cactus!

Description: Ever been a snail who nailed the project at hand? Then you "snailed" it, and you need this shirt.

Description: Want a poorly made intense orange eye on your torso? Well I made this just in case.

Description: If you like sunglasses and being hip and cool, boy do I have a shirt for you. Wear this out with matching sunglasses and attitude for maximum effect.

Description: Wear this shirt to demonstrate your love of any sort of lemons! Lemons for all! When life gives you lemons, put it on a shirt.

Description: Something to wear whether you do or don't want to fight. This shirt will let others know that you are willing to tussle.

Description: Are you a sad or disgruntled being? is this your resting face? Then you should wear this shirt all of the time no matter how many stains it accumulates.

Description: When you want to subtly let someone know that they're trash.

Description: Feeling like you need to pollinate in a fluttery way? Well here's the shirt you've been looking for.

Description: If you need to let people know that you've seen an infomercial, this is the shirt for you.

Description: For when you need to be extra basic.

Description: When you need a beetle while you seat-le.