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BATNIK (dark background) Hat
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Description: Cape meets cool in this great retro design!

Tags: beatnik, comics, cool, funny, humor
BATNIK (light background) Hat
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Description: Cape meets cool in this great retro design!

Tags: beatnik, comics, cool, funny, humor
Dog Is My Co-Pilot! Hat
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Description: Colorful canine cuteness from cunning creator Marc Hempel!

Tags: pets, dog owner, pet, puppy, dog lovers gift
Small White Puppy Hat
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Description: A doggy design to die for! (Wagging tail included at no extra charge.)

Tags: dog, dog lover, dog lover gifts, dog owner, dogs
Sad Chef Psych Session Hat
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Description: Classic culinary comedy courtesy cunning cartoonist Marc Hempel!

Tags: cartoon, humor, funny, gag cartoon, chef
The Call of Cat-thulhu Hat
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Description: Purrrfect for Lovecraft Lovers and Feline Fanatics! The High Priest of the Great Old Ones envisioned as a cute kitty—and he's adorable (albeit in a tentacled, bat-winged sort of way)!!!

Tags: cat teeshirt, call of cthulhu, cat, cats, hp lovecraft
Gregory™ Merch-Mania! Hat
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Description: Marc Hempel's captivatingly crazy kid Gregory™ from the 1989 cult comics classic! Vintage, painted cover art! Authorized design!

Tags: comics, comic books, humor, retro, dc comics
The Call of Cthulhu! Hat
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Description: Even the High Priest of the Great Old Ones likes to stay in touch. Lovecraftian levity from designer Marc Hempel!

Tags: cthulhu funny, obey cthulhu, lovecraft, hp lovecraft, cult of cthulhu
Truth, Justice, and the Oxford Comma! Hat
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Description: Be a protector of proper punctuation in this colorful Marc Hempel creation (that actually makes use of an Oxford comma)!

Tags: book lover, books, good grammar is sexy, grammar, grammar police
Please Take This in the Spirit It Was Intended Hat
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Description: Because, you know, context.

Tags: birthday gift idea for him, birthday gift ideas for men, birthday gifts for dad, finger, flipping off
I Scream Cone Hat
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Description: Who said ice cream has no bones? A brand new, cunningly creepy confection concocted by designer Marc Hempel!

Tags: skulls, death, skullshirt, ice cream cone, humor
Ted & Jeff™ Hat
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Description: Ted & Jeff—Marc Hempel's soon-to-be-infamous, serial killing cartoon duo—really don't deserve to be on a T-shirt, but apparently that's not stopping them!

Tags: comics, humor, horror, murder, webcomic
Baconfinity Hat
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Description: Well, what would you call endless bacon? The greatest pork- or pork byproduct-based T-shirt design ever created!

Tags: bacon funny, bacon themed gift, bacon gifts, funny bacon, most bacon
Open Carry! (Books) Hat
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Description: Be locked, loaded, and literate in this high-caliber Marc Hempel design!

Tags: books, book, gun control, gun rights, library
Say NO to Negativity! Hat
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Description: Say YES to this backwardly positive message!

Tags: lol, just say no, say no, funny sayings, wordplay
Dance Like Nobody's Pointing & Laughing Hat

Description: A humorous take on a well-known quote & song lyric by designer (and humorist) Marc Hempel!

Tags: funny saying, dance like nobodys watching masks, dance like no one is looking, funny sayings, humor
3-eyed Kitty (full color) Hat
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Description: A brand new (cute & slightly creepy) cat design by Marc Hempel!

Tags: 3 eyed cat, kitty, cute kitty, cats, cute cats

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