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Writer, artist, musician. Reasonably famous.
Baltimore, Maryland, USA, Earth

Shorts

Dog Is My Co-Pilot! Shorts
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Description: Colorful canine cuteness from cunning creator Marc Hempel!

Tags: pets, dog owner, pet, puppy, dog lovers gift

Dog Is My Co-Pilot! Shorts

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Small White Puppy Shorts

Description: A doggy design to die for! (Wagging tail included at no extra charge.)

Tags: dog, dog lover, dog lover gifts, dog owner, dogs

Small White Puppy Shorts

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The Call of Cat-thulhu Shorts
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Description: Purrrfect for Lovecraft Lovers and Feline Fanatics! The High Priest of the Great Old Ones envisioned as a cute kitty—and he's adorable (albeit in a tentacled, bat-winged sort of way)!!!

Tags: cat teeshirt, call of cthulhu, cat, cats, hp lovecraft

The Call of Cat-thulhu Shorts

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Gregory™ Merch-Mania! Shorts

Description: Marc Hempel's captivatingly crazy kid Gregory™ from the 1989 cult comics classic! Vintage, painted cover art! Authorized design!

Tags: comics, comic books, humor, retro, dc comics

Gregory™ Merch-Mania! Shorts

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The Call of Cthulhu! Shorts
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Description: Even the High Priest of the Great Old Ones likes to stay in touch. Lovecraftian levity from designer Marc Hempel!

Tags: cthulhu funny, obey cthulhu, lovecraft, hp lovecraft, cult of cthulhu

The Call of Cthulhu! Shorts

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Truth, Justice, and the Oxford Comma! Shorts
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Description: Be a protector of proper punctuation in this colorful Marc Hempel creation (that actually makes use of an Oxford comma)!

Tags: book lover, books, good grammar is sexy, grammar, grammar police

Truth, Justice, and the Oxford Comma! Shorts

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Please Take This in the Spirit It Was Intended Shorts
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Description: Because, you know, context.

Tags: birthday gift idea for him, birthday gift ideas for men, birthday gifts for dad, finger, flipping off
Ted & Jeff™ Shorts

Description: Ted & Jeff—Marc Hempel's soon-to-be-infamous, serial killing cartoon duo—really don't deserve to be on a T-shirt, but apparently that's not stopping them!

Tags: comics, humor, horror, murder, webcomic

Ted & Jeff™ Shorts

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Baconfinity Shorts
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Description: Well, what would you call endless bacon? The greatest pork- or pork byproduct-based T-shirt design ever created!

Tags: bacon funny, bacon themed gift, bacon gifts, funny bacon, most bacon

Baconfinity Shorts

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Dance Like Nobody's Pointing & Laughing Shorts

Description: A humorous take on a well-known quote & song lyric by designer (and humorist) Marc Hempel!

Tags: funny saying, dance like nobodys watching masks, dance like no one is looking, funny sayings, humor

Dance Like Nobody's Pointing & Laughing Shorts

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3-eyed Kitty (full color) Shorts
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Description: A brand new (cute & slightly creepy) cat design by Marc Hempel!

Tags: 3 eyed cat, kitty, cute kitty, cats, cute cats

3-eyed Kitty (full color) Shorts

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