Mark McClure

Description: You know, the bad times, they will begin and from that point, everything moves very quickly. You will live to see this. Celebrate a very good movie about the inability of people to respond to the existential threat of climate change by having a novelty t-shirt printed and mailed to you.

Description: Get paid, change your blade. Keep up the excellent work and make sure you meet expectations.

Description: As it turns out, making a regular flossing routine at an early age is super important. Let this be a reminder to floss, brush, and rinse frequently throughout the day and if at all possible try not to walk into a door thirty years ago because you'll wind up having to replace your front tooth like three damn times now. The drawing is accurate for now, but if enough people buy one maybe I can get a couple more crowns.

Description: Just a hell of a movie. It has Robert Prosky! That guy you probably know from something! It's beautifully shot! James Caan is a hero of the working class standing up to a boss who is trying to change the terms of the deal! Jim Belushi is also there but you don't need to care about that part.

Description: It's just always seemed so weird that she wrote "Some Pig". I stg Charlotte was trying to get Wilbur killed. Anyway now you can announce to the world that a spider thinks you suck.

Description: What with all sorts of crippling austerity measures intended to ensure that Eric Adams can still give more money to cops, I figured why not make my own NYC tourism stuff. What’re they gonna do, sue me?

Description: Hey, just because they probably don't exist doesn't mean I can't try to capitalize off of them. I think the horn and mane are quite fetching. Please let me have money.

Description: Wouldn’t you love to have a tshirt with a giraffe on it? They got weird necks! They eat plants! They’re super majestic! I saw one once after I drew this and while my depiction is completely inaccurate, I feel like I nailed the vibe.