Stickers
Description: You know, the bad times, they will begin and from that point, everything moves very quickly. You will live to see this. Celebrate a very good movie about the inability of people to respond to the existential threat of climate change by having a novelty t-shirt printed and mailed to you.
Description: Get paid, change your blade. Keep up the excellent work and make sure you meet expectations.
WOW Sticker
$3.50
Description: As it turns out, making a regular flossing routine at an early age is super important. Let this be a reminder to floss, brush, and rinse frequently throughout the day and if at all possible try not to walk into a door thirty years ago because you'll wind up having to replace your front tooth like three damn times now. The drawing is accurate for now, but if enough people buy one maybe I can get a couple more crowns.
Description: Wouldn’t you love to have a tshirt with a giraffe on it? They got weird necks! They eat plants! They’re super majestic! I saw one once after I drew this and while my depiction is completely inaccurate, I feel like I nailed the vibe.
Giraffe Sticker
$3.50