Matt James Nerd Shop

Description: George Washington (probably) said it best: Drink Free... or Die!

Description: Raise you daughters to be elegant like dancers... and as tough as cowgirls.

Description: Just a fun Thanksgiving design. No snazzy selling point.

Description: You're next favorite Halloween design is here! Get it before it's too late!

Description: General Patton defined the meaning of "F.A.F.O" Honor him.

Description: Metal music and puns go together surprisingly well.

Description: Metal music and puns go together surprisingly well.

Description: Don't talk dirty, baby. Talk NERDY. Cuddle up next to me and tell me that "The Mummy '99" is the greatest movie ever made. Yes... Do it.

Description: Don't talk dirty, baby. Talk NERDY. Cuddle up next to me and tell me that "The Mummy '99" is the greatest movie ever made. Yes... Do it.

Description: Nerds run the world. BE PROUD.

Description: Nerds run the world. BE PROUD.

Description: Matt James' flagship action-adventure series, starring Jack Reilly, now has its own merch!

Description: Anne Bonny was a notorious pirate, expert swordswoman, and a real "charmer." She could take you with a blade... or with just her eyes. (see also: "bonnie lass" = beautiful woman)

Description: Matt James' flagship action-thriller series has its own merch!

Description: Who doesn't love a cute duck... and 2A rights?

Description: There's nothing more dangerous than an "armed" T. rex.