maxincredible

folklore vibe

sunny day

lighting bolt with your gurl

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

pin up girl

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

wedding something theme

we all know they are demons

the lovers

dogo

dogo

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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