maxincredible

Description: folklore vibe

Description: sunny day

Description: lighting bolt with your gurl

Description: R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

Description: pin up girl

Description: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Description: wedding something theme

Description: we all know they are demons

Description: the lovers

Description: dogo

Description: dogo

Description: What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

Description: A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

Description: I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Description: I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Description: My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

Description: My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

Description: Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Description: What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Description: I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

Description: Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Description: Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Description: I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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