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I've worked as an artist for over 20 years in the Pacific Northwest, USA. I love combining my passions for painting, photography, sewing and graphic design.
Salem, Oregon, USA

Tapestries

Never Cry Until You Spill Your Whiskey Tapestry

Description: Crying over spilt milk ain't worth it compared to spilling a good glass of whiskey.

Tags: advice, alcohol, drinking, ireland, irish
The Power of Love not the Love of Power Tapestry
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Description: The love of power seeks to destroy. The power of love seeks to unite. Show where you stand. When those with power seek to crush, blame, hurt, silence, manipulate and deceive they present a danger to the wellbeing of all. Choose our leaders wisely. The misuse of power has grave consequences This design seeks to bring a shine back to what is truly great - Love and integrity, as well as the red, white and blue that has become tarnished of late in the USA.

Tags: activism, affirmation, anti hate, anti trump, be kind
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element Tapestry
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Description: In the movie, The Big Lebowski, Walter says this to his irritating friend, Donny. It feels appropriate to apply to Donald Trump.

Tags: anti trump, dumb trump, funny, movie quote, movie quotes
The Day After Tomorrow Procrastination Tapestry
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Description: Black text about procrastinating. (Better get it now rather than putting it off.)

Tags: funny, humor, lazy, procrastinating, procrastination
Tomorrow is Probably the Day Before I Stop Procrastinating Tapestry
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Description: White text only. Know anyone who is plagued by indecision and procrastination? Don't be like them, buy this now!

Tags: funny, gift idea, indecision, indecisive, lazy
Always Hike with Someone Slower than You Tapestry
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Description: Silhouette of a bear running with red text that reads, "Reminder: Always hike with someone slower than you."

Tags: adventure, animal, bear, bears, beware of bears
Shut the F--- up, Donny Tapestry
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Description: Plain white text that reads, Shut the f--- up, Donny. In the Big Lebowski, Walter gets frustrated with his friend and shouts this several times.

Tags: big lebowski, donald, funny quotes apparel, funny quotes gift, humor
Donny, You're Out of Your Element! Tapestry
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Description: In the Big Lebowski, Walter gets frustrated with his friend and shouts this several times. Donny, you're out of your element! Solid white text. See also my other designs, "Shut up Donny" and "Shut the fuck up Donny." Priceless quotes from the Dude's friend, Walter.

Tags: anti trump, funny quote, funny saying, humor, humorous slogan
Shut up Donny Tapestry
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Description: Bold white letters, simple font that read, Shut up Donny. Walter knew all along.

Tags: big lebowski, bowling, donald, donny, lebowski
Shut the Fuck Up Donny Tapestry
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Description: Walter's much used exclamation to his bowling friend, Donny, in The Big Lebowski. Relevant today in politics.

Tags: be quiet, funny, humor, politics, president
Shut the fuck up, Donny Tapestry
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Description: White font. Lettering reads, Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny saying, humor, lebowski
Donny, You're Out Your Element Tapestry
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Description: In the Big Lebowski, Walter gets frustrated with his friend and shouts this several times. I think it applies really well in politics with the Donald Trump.

Tags: funny quote, funny slogan, humor, humorous slogan, movie quotes 90s
Donny, You're Out of Your Element Tapestry

Description: I love this line from Walter in the Big Lebowski. I've added a little red, white and blue to apply it in a political sense. Nice texture and custom coloring make this design stand out.

Tags: anti trump, funny quote, movie quote, politics, quote
Donny, You're Out of Your Element Tapestry
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Description: Great quote from Walter in The Big Lebowski that makes one of the best anti Trump quotes. Red, White and Blue lettering really sends the message home.

Tags: anti trumpism, big lebowski, funny slogan, humor, humorous
I hate the Fuckin' Eagles, man Tapestry

Description: White letters, I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

Tags: big lebowski, bowling, eagles, hate, jeff bridges
Grumpy Tapestry
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Description: Please be advised, some people are grumpy. Sometimes people have bad days. Sometimes people have good days or at least not too bad of days. Still, some people are grumps. That's just the way they roll. Sometimes people can seem grumpy but they're really big teddy bears inside.

Tags: humorus, funny, bad mood, grouchy, grouch
Sanity or Satany? Tapestry
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Description: In the aftermath of the 2024 election in the US some of us are feeling this.

Tags: anti trump, choices in life, choose, donald trump, election
Making a Difference Tapestry
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Description: Don't say I never made a difference. Sums and differences happen all the time in the math world. If you can subtract, then perhaps you make more of a difference than anyone gives you credit for ;)

Tags: funny t, difference maker, subtraction, math humour, math humor funny saying
Grouchy and Grumpy Tapestry
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Tags: bad mood, cabin fever corona virus, humor, grouchy, moody
It's all in your mind. Make it good. Tapestry
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Description: White lettering. Hey, if thoughts are always going to be going around inside your head, you might as well make them good thoughts, right?

Tags: advice to stay positive, brain power, good thoughts, inspiration, mental health
Tomorrow Might be the Day Before I Cut Back on Some Drinking Tapestry

Description: White text full of indecisive action.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drinker, drinking humor, new years resolution
If I Got Rid of My Vices I'd Lose My Grip Tapestry

Description: Black text, double meaning, serious and funny.

Tags: mechanics, vices, handyman funny, woodworker, carpentry
If I Got Rid of My Vices I'd Lose My Grip Tapestry
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Description: The best shirt with a double meaning. Solid white font. Tool humor.

Tags: woodworker, auto mechanic, mechanic funny, funny mechanic, machinist
Tomorrow is the Day Before I Stop Postponing Tapestry

Description: Don't delay, buy it today =D

Tags: avoid, funny, lazy, postpone, procrastinate
Less Hoax More Jokes Tapestry
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Description: Tired of hearing ridiculous hoax accusations? I think it's time to stop the hoax theories and spend more time laughing and being light-hearted. White lettering with yellow pattern and purple shadow.

Tags: conspiracy, funny quote, anti conspiracy, lies, political
Smart Bear Logic Tapestry
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Description: Bear art by Melissa J Barrett with red text that reads, "Please don't feed the Fears."

Tags: fear mongering, puns, quotes and sayings, funny, bears
Northern Lights Bull Moose Tapestry
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Description: A majestic bull moose strides confidently displaying the magical colors of the aurora borealis. No words needed.

Tags: animal, aurora, aurora borealis, gift idea, melissa barrett
Zion National Park Tapestry
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Description: Zion landscape with canyon and water in all it's majesty.

Tags: canyon, river, national park, exploring, adventure
Don't Worry I Always Look Like This Before Coffee Tapestry

Description: Feeling green dinosaur t rex just needs a cup of java to be ready for the day.

Tags: caffeine, getting started morning, mornings suck, coffee junky, melissa j barrett
Sleep In. Early Birds Don't Last Tapestry

Description: Prehistoric pun for dinosaur lovers and late sleepers.

Tags: night person, melissa barrett, pteranodon, dinosaur funny, dinosaur lover
The Birth of Joy is the Death of Doubt Tapestry
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Description: All caps, white, black and purple letters.

Tags: positive quote, words to live by, happy, positive words, words of encouragement
The Moment Spent in Hate is a Moment Lost to Love Yourself Tapestry
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Description: Words to live by.

Tags: quotes, no hate, inspire, self love, self care
T Rex Do These Arms Make My But Look Big? Tapestry

Description: Poor old tyrannosaurus rex with such little arms.

Tags: bodybuilding, dino, dinosaur lover, dinosaurs, funny
All I Have to do is Survive This Moment Tapestry
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Description: When life tests us sometimes its best to take things one moment at a time.

Tags: motivation, confidence, inspiration, self care, one day at a time
Free Hugger Tapestry
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Description: A little play-on-words here. Tree hugger to free hugger. Share the love.

Tags: gift ideas, words, sharing, quotes, hugging
Grumpy Dinosaur Holidays Tapestry
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Description: Tis the season to be jolly but, sometimes it's really hard!

Tags: bah humbug, be jolly, christmas, cranky, dinosaur christmas

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