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I've worked as an artist for over 20 years in the Pacific Northwest, USA. I love combining my passions for painting, photography, sewing and graphic design.
Salem, Oregon, USA

Pillows

Never Cry Until You Spill Your Whiskey Pillow
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Description: Crying over spilt milk ain't worth it compared to spilling a good glass of whiskey.

Tags: advice, alcohol, drinking, ireland, irish
The Power of Love not the Love of Power Pillow
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Description: The love of power seeks to destroy. The power of love seeks to unite. Show where you stand. When those with power seek to crush, blame, hurt, silence, manipulate and deceive they present a danger to the wellbeing of all. Choose our leaders wisely. The misuse of power has grave consequences This design seeks to bring a shine back to what is truly great - Love and integrity, as well as the red, white and blue that has become tarnished of late in the USA.

Tags: activism, affirmation, anti hate, anti trump, be kind
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element Pillow
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Description: In the movie, The Big Lebowski, Walter says this to his irritating friend, Donny. It feels appropriate to apply to Donald Trump.

Tags: anti trump, dumb trump, funny, movie quote, movie quotes
The Day After Tomorrow Procrastination Pillow
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Description: Black text about procrastinating. (Better get it now rather than putting it off.)

Tags: funny, humor, lazy, procrastinating, procrastination
Tomorrow is Probably the Day Before I Stop Procrastinating Pillow
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Description: White text only. Know anyone who is plagued by indecision and procrastination? Don't be like them, buy this now!

Tags: funny, gift idea, indecision, indecisive, lazy
Always Hike with Someone Slower than You Pillow
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Description: Silhouette of a bear running with red text that reads, "Reminder: Always hike with someone slower than you."

Tags: adventure, animal, bear, bears, beware of bears
Shut the F--- up, Donny Pillow
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Description: Plain white text that reads, Shut the f--- up, Donny. In the Big Lebowski, Walter gets frustrated with his friend and shouts this several times.

Tags: big lebowski, donald, funny quotes apparel, funny quotes gift, humor
Donny, You're Out of Your Element! Pillow
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Description: In the Big Lebowski, Walter gets frustrated with his friend and shouts this several times. Donny, you're out of your element! Solid white text. See also my other designs, "Shut up Donny" and "Shut the fuck up Donny." Priceless quotes from the Dude's friend, Walter.

Tags: anti trump, funny quote, funny saying, humor, humorous slogan
Shut up Donny Pillow
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Description: Bold white letters, simple font that read, Shut up Donny. Walter knew all along.

Tags: big lebowski, bowling, donald, donny, lebowski
So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child. Pillow
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Description: As his frustration is growing, Walter says this to his bowling friend, Donny, in the Big Lebowski. We could say it daily about President Trump.

Tags: big baby, childish, dump trump, humor, morons are governing america
Shut the Fuck Up Donny Pillow
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Description: Walter's much used exclamation to his bowling friend, Donny, in The Big Lebowski. Relevant today in politics.

Tags: be quiet, funny, humor, politics, president
Shut the fuck up, Donny Pillow
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Description: White font. Lettering reads, Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Tags: funny, funny quote, funny saying, humor, lebowski
Shut the fuck up Donny Pillow

Description: Solid white letters that read, Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Tags: anti trump, bowler, bowling, donny, funny quote
Donny, You're Out Your Element Pillow
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Description: In the Big Lebowski, Walter gets frustrated with his friend and shouts this several times. I think it applies really well in politics with the Donald Trump.

Tags: funny quote, funny slogan, humor, humorous slogan, movie quotes 90s
Donny, You're Out of Your Element Pillow
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Description: I love this line from Walter in the Big Lebowski. I've added a little red, white and blue to apply it in a political sense. Nice texture and custom coloring make this design stand out.

Tags: anti trump, funny quote, movie quote, politics, quote
Donny, You're Out of Your Element Pillow
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Description: Great quote from Walter in The Big Lebowski that makes one of the best anti Trump quotes. Red, White and Blue lettering really sends the message home.

Tags: anti trumpism, big lebowski, funny slogan, humor, humorous
I hate the Fuckin' Eagles, man Pillow

Description: White letters, I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.

Tags: big lebowski, bowling, eagles, hate, jeff bridges
Grumpy Pillow
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Description: Please be advised, some people are grumpy. Sometimes people have bad days. Sometimes people have good days or at least not too bad of days. Still, some people are grumps. That's just the way they roll. Sometimes people can seem grumpy but they're really big teddy bears inside.

Tags: humorus, funny, bad mood, grouchy, grouch
Sanity or Satany? Pillow
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Description: In the aftermath of the 2024 election in the US some of us are feeling this.

Tags: anti trump, choices in life, choose, donald trump, election
The Day After Tomorrow Procrastination Pillow

Description: White text full of indecisive action and inertia.

Tags: inertia, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastination quotes
Making a Difference Pillow
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Description: Don't say I never made a difference. Sums and differences happen all the time in the math world. If you can subtract, then perhaps you make more of a difference than anyone gives you credit for ;)

Tags: funny t, difference maker, subtraction, math humour, math humor funny saying
Grouchy and Grumpy Pillow
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Tags: bad mood, cabin fever corona virus, humor, grouchy, moody
It's all in your mind. Make it good. Pillow
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Description: White lettering. Hey, if thoughts are always going to be going around inside your head, you might as well make them good thoughts, right?

Tags: advice to stay positive, brain power, good thoughts, inspiration, mental health
Tomorrow Might be the Day Before I Cut Back on Some Drinking Pillow
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Description: White text full of indecisive action.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drinker, drinking humor, new years resolution
If I Got Rid of My Vices I'd Lose My Grip Pillow
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Description: Black text, double meaning, serious and funny.

Tags: mechanics, vices, handyman funny, woodworker, carpentry
If I Got Rid of My Vices I'd Lose My Grip Pillow
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Description: The best shirt with a double meaning. Solid white font. Tool humor.

Tags: woodworker, auto mechanic, mechanic funny, funny mechanic, machinist
Tomorrow is the Day Before I Stop Postponing Pillow
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Description: Don't delay, buy it today =D

Tags: avoid, funny, lazy, postpone, procrastinate
I May or May Not be Grumpy Pillow
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Description: White lettering. Grumpy happens. Also available in black font.

Tags: resting bitch face, mood, humor, grouchy, melissa j barrett
Less Hoax More Jokes Pillow
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Description: Tired of hearing ridiculous hoax accusations? I think it's time to stop the hoax theories and spend more time laughing and being light-hearted. White lettering with yellow pattern and purple shadow.

Tags: conspiracy, funny quote, anti conspiracy, lies, political
Smart Bear Logic Pillow
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Description: Bear art by Melissa J Barrett with red text that reads, "Please don't feed the Fears."

Tags: fear mongering, puns, quotes and sayings, funny, bears
Never Cry Over Spilt Milk. Pillow
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Description: Green font suggesting that whiskey is more important than milk ;)

Tags: scotch drinker, alcohol, irish sayings, whiskey drinker, whiskey gift
Northern Lights Bull Moose Pillow
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Description: A majestic bull moose strides confidently displaying the magical colors of the aurora borealis. No words needed.

Tags: animal, aurora, aurora borealis, gift idea, melissa barrett
Zion National Park Pillow
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Description: Zion landscape with canyon and water in all it's majesty.

Tags: canyon, river, national park, exploring, adventure
Moose and Forest Pillow
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Description: Stylized art featuring a bull moose and evergreen trees.

Tags: adventure, camping, hiking, nature, outdoors
Don't Worry I Always Look Like This Before Coffee Pillow

Description: Feeling green dinosaur t rex just needs a cup of java to be ready for the day.

Tags: caffeine, getting started morning, mornings suck, coffee junky, melissa j barrett
Sleep In. Early Birds Don't Last Pillow

Description: Prehistoric pun for dinosaur lovers and late sleepers.

Tags: night person, melissa barrett, pteranodon, dinosaur funny, dinosaur lover

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