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Red/Blue Shifty Card
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Description: I’m Commander Shepard and this is a Shifty Looking Cow.

Tags: bioware, commander shepard, cow, deer, gaming

Red/Blue Shifty Card

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Nightmare Hawks Card
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Description: Parody of “Nightawks” by Edward Hopper

Tags: bride of frankenstein, creature, edward hopper, frankensteins monster, halloween

Nightmare Hawks Card

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Three Frog Moon Card
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Description: It is what it is

Tags: frog, frog art, frog meme, frogs against fascism, funny frog

Three Frog Moon Card

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E.T. Barnum Card

Description: the greatest show on earth to phone home about

Tags: 80s movies, alien, antique, classic, et

E.T. Barnum Card

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Test Bros Card
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Description: This is a test of the system

Tags: gaming, japanese, luigi, luigi mario, mario bros

Test Bros Card

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Whatever Card
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Description: It is

Tags: dont care, funny, humor, idgaf, idk idc idgaf

Whatever Card

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Pas de Rois Card
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Description: Nulli Reges.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, no kings in america, no kings in america since 1776, no kings protest

Pas de Rois Card

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I Am the Sword Card
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Description: Be the weapon when you need to be

Tags: colorful, japanese, kawaii, pride, rainbow

I Am the Sword Card

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Ending Happily Card

Description: “There never is a happy ending because nothing ever ends.”

Tags: amalthea, fantasy, last unicorn, magic, magical

Ending Happily Card

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A Sleepless Age Card

Description: Weary honeyed wayfarer, rest here under eaves of evening’s dew

Tags: abstract art, ancient greece, ancient greek, colorful, goddess

A Sleepless Age Card

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Royal Jelly Card
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Description: Mer-May entry, 2026

Tags: aquatic, fantasy artwork, fantasy creatures, fantasy illustration, glow

Royal Jelly Card

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Capsaicin Caucasian (derogatory) Card
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Description: Nancy Mace works hard every day to offset any positive karma she might accrue. Quote in design credit to Kyle Kulinski.

Tags: funny quote, humor, nancy mace, parody, political humor

Capsaicin Caucasian (derogatory) Card

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Monocerosa Card
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Description: Prancing fancifully like a fair philly

Tags: fantasy, floral, flowers, magical, nature

Monocerosa Card

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MFW Card
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Description: Well…maybe a little.

Tags: cute, funny, funny slogan, loud face, my face when

MFW Card

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Back that ASCII up Card

Description: This seems like a private conversation.

Tags: ascii, homage, homer, homer simpson, meme

Back that ASCII up Card

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Warholeo Card

Description: That’s him! He’s in this!

Tags: leo meme, leonardo, meme, once upon a time in hollywood, parody design

Warholeo Card

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Bickhead Card
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Description: Many lives, many loves, most of them involve food.

Tags: animal, cat lover, cats, cute, funny

Bickhead Card

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Resistance is NECESSARY Card
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Description: Stickers and magnets are great because they can end up anywhere, like on cars carrying masked goons, for example. :D

Tags: 8647, abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump

Resistance is NECESSARY Card

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It’s Your Dream Card
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Description: Go be gay. 🫶

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq, love

It’s Your Dream Card

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Frog Day Card

Description: Disclaimer: this is an homage made with genuine respect for those who stand for liberty

Tags: homage, march, may day, mexico, parade

Frog Day Card

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Memento Vivere Card
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Description: Oblivisci mori

Tags: bats, death, glam, grave, halloween

Memento Vivere Card

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You Wouldn’t Card

Description: The real national treasure are the friends we make along the way.

Tags: 90s kid, declaration of independence, funny, meme, national treasure

You Wouldn’t Card

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WWND Card
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Description: “I said…put the bunny…back in the box.” Con Air 25:35

Tags: bible, christian, con air, faith, funny

WWND Card

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Hello My Future Girlfriend Card
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Description: The internet will one day be archaic

Tags: early 2000s, internet culture, memes, nostalgia, retro internet

Hello My Future Girlfriend Card

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Training Rawr Card
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Description: Look up Claude Cahun if you don’t already know them. 🩷🤍💜🖤💙

Tags: artist, artistic, genderqueer, lgbtq, love is love is love

Training Rawr Card

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Mortal Salt Card

Description: *mostly ethically sourced

Tags: cauldron, feminism, funny, halloween, magic

Mortal Salt Card

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Juan-Der-Lust Card

Description: You ever see something in a game or a movie and think, “that should be a t shirt”?

Tags: burrito, food, game, gaming, mexican

Juan-Der-Lust Card

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Honmooners Card
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Description: There are no better fans than the ones who loved you before you were famous

Tags: animal, bird, cute, demon hunter, demons

Honmooners Card

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Autumn Light Card
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Description: Simple, pleasant, cozy

Tags: autumn, autumn leaf, autumn mood, autumn season, cozy vibes

Autumn Light Card

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Chingu Card
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Description: Your new best friend

Tags: animal, bird, cute, demon, derpy

Chingu Card

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Derp Card
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Description: a dog in tiger’s stripes

Tags: animal, crow, cute, demon hunters, fanart

Derp Card

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Yearning to be Free Card
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Description: Voice your anger, voice your fears, and fight for your rights.

Tags: america, american, american flag, freedom, independence day

Yearning to be Free Card

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Hey Chat Card
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Description: Chat. *tips hat*

Tags: chat, funny, inspirational, motivation, motivational quote

Hey Chat Card

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St. Luigi Card
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Description: Thoughts and Prayers. Disclaimer: artist does not condone acts of violence. UHC does not own the rights to this or any other image of a private citizen of the United States or any other country. Any claim for DMCA removal is illegal.

Tags: defend, deny, depose, freedom, healthcare

St. Luigi Card

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Choose Your Own Misadventure Card

Description: Cheese it! It’s the fuzz!

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, book cover, choose your own adventure

Choose Your Own Misadventure Card

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Karl Meowx Card
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Description: “From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs…and I need bickies.”

Tags: cat ears, cats, communism, communist, karl marx

Karl Meowx Card

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