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Whatever Shorts
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Description: It is

Tags: dont care, funny, humor, idgaf, idk idc idgaf

Whatever Shorts

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Pas de Rois Shorts
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Description: Nulli Reges.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, no kings in america, no kings in america since 1776, no kings protest

Pas de Rois Shorts

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I Am the Sword Shorts
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Description: Be the weapon when you need to be

Tags: colorful, japanese, kawaii, pride, rainbow

I Am the Sword Shorts

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Ending Happily Shorts

Description: “There never is a happy ending because nothing ever ends.”

Tags: amalthea, fantasy, last unicorn, magic, magical

Ending Happily Shorts

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Capsaicin Caucasian (derogatory) Shorts
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Description: Nancy Mace works hard every day to offset any positive karma she might accrue. Quote in design credit to Kyle Kulinski.

Tags: funny quote, humor, nancy mace, parody, political humor

Capsaicin Caucasian (derogatory) Shorts

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Monocerosa Shorts
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Description: Prancing fancifully like a fair philly

Tags: fantasy, floral, flowers, magical, nature

Monocerosa Shorts

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MFW Shorts
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Description: Well…maybe a little.

Tags: cute, funny, funny slogan, loud face, my face when

MFW Shorts

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Back that ASCII up Shorts
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Description: This seems like a private conversation.

Tags: ascii, homage, homer, homer simpson, meme

Back that ASCII up Shorts

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Warholeo Shorts

Description: That’s him! He’s in this!

Tags: leo meme, leonardo, meme, once upon a time in hollywood, parody design

Warholeo Shorts

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Bickhead Shorts
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Description: Many lives, many loves, most of them involve food.

Tags: animal, cat lover, cats, cute, funny

Bickhead Shorts

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It’s Your Dream Shorts
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Description: Go be gay. 🫶

Tags: bisexual, gay, lesbian, lgbtq, love

It’s Your Dream Shorts

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Frog Day Shorts
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Description: Disclaimer: this is an homage made with genuine respect for those who stand for liberty

Tags: homage, march, may day, mexico, parade

Frog Day Shorts

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Memento Vivere Shorts
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Description: Oblivisci mori

Tags: bats, death, glam, grave, halloween

Memento Vivere Shorts

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You Wouldn’t Shorts

Description: The real national treasure are the friends we make along the way.

Tags: 90s kid, declaration of independence, funny, meme, national treasure

You Wouldn’t Shorts

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WWND Shorts
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Description: “I said…put the bunny…back in the box.” Con Air 25:35

Tags: bible, christian, con air, faith, funny

WWND Shorts

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Hello My Future Girlfriend Shorts
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Description: The internet will one day be archaic

Tags: early 2000s, internet culture, memes, nostalgia, retro internet

Hello My Future Girlfriend Shorts

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Mortal Salt Shorts
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Description: *mostly ethically sourced

Tags: cauldron, feminism, funny, halloween, magic

Mortal Salt Shorts

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Juan-Der-Lust Shorts
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Description: You ever see something in a game or a movie and think, “that should be a t shirt”?

Tags: burrito, food, game, gaming, mexican

Juan-Der-Lust Shorts

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Honmooners Shorts
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Description: There are no better fans than the ones who loved you before you were famous

Tags: animal, bird, cute, demon hunter, demons

Honmooners Shorts

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Autumn Light Shorts
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Description: Simple, pleasant, cozy

Tags: autumn, autumn leaf, autumn mood, autumn season, cozy vibes

Autumn Light Shorts

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Chingu Shorts
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Description: Your new best friend

Tags: animal, bird, cute, demon, derpy

Chingu Shorts

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Derp Shorts
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Description: a dog in tiger’s stripes

Tags: animal, crow, cute, demon hunters, fanart

Derp Shorts

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Yearning to be Free Shorts
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Description: Voice your anger, voice your fears, and fight for your rights.

Tags: america, american, american flag, freedom, independence day

Yearning to be Free Shorts

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Hey Chat Shorts
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Description: Chat. *tips hat*

Tags: chat, funny, inspirational, motivation, motivational quote

Hey Chat Shorts

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St. Luigi Shorts
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Description: Thoughts and Prayers. Disclaimer: artist does not condone acts of violence. UHC does not own the rights to this or any other image of a private citizen of the United States or any other country. Any claim for DMCA removal is illegal.

Tags: defend, deny, depose, freedom, healthcare

St. Luigi Shorts

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Choose Your Own Misadventure Shorts
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Description: Cheese it! It’s the fuzz!

Tags: 1312, acab, all cops are bastards, book cover, choose your own adventure

Choose Your Own Misadventure Shorts

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Karl Meowx Shorts
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Description: “From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs…and I need bickies.”

Tags: cat ears, cats, communism, communist, karl marx

Karl Meowx Shorts

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Fuzzy Friend Shorts
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Description: Classic

Tags: cute, fallout 76, gaming, mascot, mr fuzzy

Fuzzy Friend Shorts

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Cute to the Bone Shorts
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Description: Because why should anyone care what future graverobbers think of them?

Tags: lgbtq, pride, trans lives matter, transgender pride

Cute to the Bone Shorts

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Robble Rebel Shorts
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Description: Some things are meant to meet in the middle.

Tags: bowie, mashup, parody, pop culture, rebel

Robble Rebel Shorts

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How You Say Shorts
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Description: Now with je ne sais quoi.

Tags: cute, funny, humor, meme, modern

How You Say Shorts

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Hitokui Shorts
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Description: Whoa-oh here you come, you man-eater, you.

Tags: 8bit, hannya, japanese, maneater, oni

Hitokui Shorts

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When I’m Reborn Shorts
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Description: 🩷, oni-chan

Tags: 90s aesthetic, anime, japan, music, playlist

When I’m Reborn Shorts

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Tin Foil Spud Shorts
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Description: Get baked (potato). Think about the cosmos.

Tags: conspiracy, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theory, interesting, potato

Tin Foil Spud Shorts

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Growth Shorts
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Description: There are sometimes earthly ways of knowing which direction we are going.

Tags: asian, beauty, girl, growth, nature

Growth Shorts

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Meowzart Shorts
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Description: Okay, I didn’t even know until after I made this piece that Mozart was, in fact, a cat boy and sometimes acted like a cat. How wild is that? lol

Tags: cat ears, classical, music, pop art

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