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Life guarding is serious business and this will let people know you're watching the water with bulging eyes and ready to tweet that whistle at the first sign of running.

Life guarding is serious business and this will let people know you're watching the water with bulging eyes and ready to tweet that whistle at the first sign of running.

Water aerobics is a great way to stay in shape and talk with your friends while wet

Get it!?? TWEETHEARTS! Like sweet hearts, but for birds

make sure your friends and family all know about this adorable animal by buying this.

Kakapo are critically endangered flightless parrots.

Water Safety Instructor. To have your pool or city put on shoot me a message.

This is a dumb question because EVERYONE wants to see a dik dik.

snail smoking a pipe after a long day at the slime mine

Pangolin are the most poached animal in the world, which is ridiculous because they are basically ant eating dragons. Buy this so you can tell all your friends not to poach stuff.

It can be stressful living in the Antarctic with all those leopard seals trying to eat you, but luckily this penguin knows how to relax.

and I kinda like you too

Utah, the worst State

Dik diks, don't be them

The sun: you would die without it. Get this to show your appreciation

Don't play the world's smallest violin, they are easily crushed

Do you live in Idaho? I'm sorry!

Water color of Washington state

no one will ever frigate about with an amazing piece like this

Experimenting with new designs and I love this one so much I'm probably going to have to get some of it for myself

Vaquitas are nearly extinct and they haven't quit, neither should you!

Vaquitas are the world’s most endangered marine mammals. They weren’t discovered until 1958 but due to illegal fishing 1 in 5 vaquitas would drown in gillnets. Now there population is estimated at only 12 individuals. They have so little genetic diversity left there isn’t much hope for the restoration of these species. Unfortunately because they weren’t discovered until 1958 and because they are so close to extinction little is even known about them.

Do you like your family? No? well this probably isn't the shirt for you then

These fresh water dolphins are freaking pink!

If you want to add your pool or city name shoot me a message.

An adorable aardwolf

Are you trying to get people to buy drugs? Advertise with this.

Gharial are a critically endangered member of the crocodilian species.

Telling Caleb to shut up is time consuming and exhausting! Let this do the talking for you and save hours of time every day!

Thylacine were dog like marsupials that allegedly went extinct in 1936...allegedly

Also known as the manaconda for it's uncanny resemblance to a certain part of the male anatomy these animals are rarely seen

I'm still not sure why people choose to live here. But I guess they still do so here it is.

Fend off all your high school friends selling herbalife with this!

California has more people in their state than the entire country of Canada, proofing once and for all that quality matters more than quantity