Baseball T-Shirts
Description: WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO LIVE LIKE A CAPTAIN? WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, YOU SQUEEZE OUT ALL THE FRESH JUICE YOU CAN AND ADD IT TO YOUR FAVORITE CAPTAIN COCKTAIL. LAST CALL AT THE BAR JUST MEANS ONE LAST OPPORTUNITY TO BUY EVERYONE ANOTHER ROUND. AND WHEN THERE ISN’T A TABLE NEARBY TO REST YOUR DRINK ON, YOU RAISE A LEG AND POP IT DOWN ON YOUR KNEE. SO JOIN THE RANKS AND RAISE A GLASS OF CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN.
Description: You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
