MrFriday

Description: National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood......Let's Rock.

Description: Unbelieving, heretical. Depraved and villainous.

Description: When you're a villain, you wear the title with pride.

Description: Contains wind and fire, all that kind of thing.

Description: WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO LIVE LIKE A CAPTAIN? WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, YOU SQUEEZE OUT ALL THE FRESH JUICE YOU CAN AND ADD IT TO YOUR FAVORITE CAPTAIN COCKTAIL. LAST CALL AT THE BAR JUST MEANS ONE LAST OPPORTUNITY TO BUY EVERYONE ANOTHER ROUND. AND WHEN THERE ISN’T A TABLE NEARBY TO REST YOUR DRINK ON, YOU RAISE A LEG AND POP IT DOWN ON YOUR KNEE. SO JOIN THE RANKS AND RAISE A GLASS OF CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN.

Description: Key Issue!! First Appearance of Jack Burton.

Description: Key Issue!! First Appearance of Lo Pan.

Description: Key Issue!! First Full Appearance of the 3 Storms.

Description: Loosen that tie, tear open that button down shirt and show that Boston pride!!

Description: You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this??

Description: Where our friends don't like you….and we don't like you either.

Description: You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."