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Mr. Wrong creates simple shirts with simple text. We reserve the right to create shirts with images or graphics, but we're mainly doing words. Yay.

Cards

Radical Left Scum - Weathered Cyan Text Card
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Description: Made for the scum in your life, but only if they're the type that is both radical and left. If you need a different brand of scum, search elsewhere.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa
Radical Left Scum - Cyan Card
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Description: Made for the scum in your life, but only if they're the type that is both radical and left. If you need a different brand of scum, search elsewhere.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist

Radical Left Scum - Cyan Card

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Radical Left Scum - Rainbow textured Card
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Description: Made for the scum in your life, but only if they're the type that is both radical and left. If you need a different brand of scum, search elsewhere.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifacist

Radical Left Scum - Rainbow textured Card

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Radical Left Scum - Rainbow Card
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Description: Made for the scum in your life, but only if they're the type that is both radical and left. If you need a different brand of scum, search elsewhere.

Tags: anti facist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, radical left

Radical Left Scum - Rainbow Card

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Radical Left Scum - Weathered Orange Card
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Description: The perfect design for your friend who is radical, left, and scum all at the same time. For other types of scum, please search elsewhere.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, resist

Radical Left Scum - Weathered Orange Card

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Radical Left Scum - Orange Card
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Description: Made for the scum in your life, but only if they're the type that is both radical and left. If you need a different brand of scum, search elsewhere.

Tags: anti facist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, radical left

Radical Left Scum - Orange Card

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Wisenheimer Card
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Description: Know someone who is a wisenheimer? A smart ass? A smart aleck? Purchase accordingly... and be self-aware if it's you.

Tags: smart aleck, smart ass, smartass, weisenheimer

Wisenheimer Card

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Panty on Your Head Card
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Description: "Son, you got a panty on your head." Sometimes, this is what happens when you rob a convenience store.

Tags: coen brothers, nicolas cage, on your head, panty on your head, son you got a panty

Panty on Your Head Card

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Ninny - light text Card
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Description: nin·ny /ˈninē/ noun - informal - a foolish person

Tags: dumbass, dummy, fool, idiot, moron

Ninny - light text Card

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Ninny Card
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Description: nin·ny /ˈninē/ noun - informal a foolish person.

Tags: dummy, fool, idiot, moron

Ninny Card

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Nincompoop - light text Card
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Description: nin·com·poop /ˈninkəmˌpo͞op/ noun a foolish or stupid person There are some old names that people were called that need to be resurrected... nincompoop fits that bill. Buy this for your favorite nincompoop.

Tags: brainless, fool, idiot, ninny, poop

Nincompoop - light text Card

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Nincompoop Card
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Description: nin·com·poop /ˈninkəmˌpo͞op/ noun a foolish or stupid person There are some old names that people were called that need to be resurrected... nincompoop fits that bill. Buy this for your favorite nincompoop.

Tags: brainless, dummy, ninny, poop

Nincompoop Card

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CHUNT - dark text Card
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Description: What is a chunt? Half chump, half... come on, you don't need any further explanation. Just buy the shirt for someone who is a chunt.

Tags: chump, cunt

CHUNT - dark text Card

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The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished - light text Card
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Description: Do you like to drink? Do you enjoy St. Patrick's day? Your liver hates you... tell the world!

Tags: alcohol, beer, driking, drink, drinking
The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished - dark text Card
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Description: Do you like to drink? Do you enjoy St. Patrick's day? Your liver hates you... tell the world!

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drink, drinking
The Liver is Evil and Must Be Punished - Green text Card
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Description: Do you like to drink? Do you enjoy St. Patrick's day? Your liver hates you... tell the world!

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drinking, irish
I Hate You and I Hate Your Assface Card

Description: Hate comes in many flavors... assface is one of them.

Tags: ass face, assface, hate, i hate people, i hate you

I Hate You and I Hate Your Assface Card

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Queef - Blue Text Card
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Description: What was that? Who did that? Oh... dammit, Kelly.

Tags: 1310 the ticket, queef queef queef, queef queen, queefer

Queef - Blue Text Card

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Queef - Yellow Text Card
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Description: What was that? Who did that? Aw... dammit, Kelly.

Tags: 1310 the ticket, queef queef queef, queef queen, queefer

Queef - Yellow Text Card

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Queef - Pink Text Card
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Description: What was that? Who did that? Oh... dammit, Kelly.

Tags: 1310 the ticket, queef queef queef, queef queen, queefer

Queef - Pink Text Card

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King Shit of Fuck Mountain Card

Description: Are you the king of all you survey? Do you live on fuck mountain? Well... you must be the King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Tell the world.

Tags: boss, fuck mountain, king, king shit, mountain climbing

King Shit of Fuck Mountain Card

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I Hate You and I Hate Your Assface Card

Description: Hate comes in many varieties... assface is one of them.

Tags: assface, hate, hate assface, i hate you, i hate your ass

I Hate You and I Hate Your Assface Card

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King Shit of Fuck Mountain - mustard text Card

Description: Are you the king of all you survey? Do you live on fuck mountain? Well... you must be King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Tell the world.

Tags: boss, fuck mountain, king, king shit
King Shit of Fuck Mountain - light text Card

Description: Are you the king of all you survey? Do you live on fuck mountain? Well... you must be the King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Tell the world.

Tags: boss, fuck mountain, king, king shit
King Shit of Fuck Mountain Card

Description: Are you the king of all you survey? Do you live on fuck mountain? Well... you must the King Shit of Fuck Mountain! Tell the world.

Tags: boss, fuck mountain, king, king shit

King Shit of Fuck Mountain Card

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I Hate You and I Hate Your Assface Card

Description: Hate comes in many varieties... assface is one of them.

Tags: assface, funny, i hate you, i hate your face

I Hate You and I Hate Your Assface Card

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Christian Metal Fucking Rules (yellow) Card
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Description: No metal goes harder than Christian metal! It's the best! It rules while all others suck harder than can be understood. Tell the world how much you love Christian metal!

Tags: christian metal fucking rules, christian metal rules, heavy metal, metal comedy
NICO SUCKS (Blue Text) Card
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Description: Luka didn't want to leave. Nico acted alone. Nico sucks liquid garbage from in between the cobblestones in the French Quarter.

Tags: basketball, dallas, lakers, luka, luka doncic

NICO SUCKS (Blue Text) Card

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NICO SUCKS Card
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Description: Worst trade ever. Nico acted alone. Nico sucks canal water.

Tags: basketball, doncic, doncic trade, lakers, luka

NICO SUCKS Card

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NICO SUCKS Card
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Description: Worst trade ever. Nico acted alone. Nico sucks canal water.

Tags: basketball, donic trade, lakers, luka trade, mavs

NICO SUCKS Card

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Lollygagger Card
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Description: Are you a lollygagger? Are you late everywhere you go? Do people have to cajole you to get you to keep up? Do you know a lollygagger? Well... this hand-crafted piece of Americana can illustrate to the rest of the world just what a burden you are on those around you. Celebrate it! Go lollygag right now! And wear this shirt whilst doing it!

Tags: always late, lollygagger, lollygagging, slowpoke

Lollygagger Card

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Christian Metal Fucking Rules - Dark Text Card

Description: No metal goes harder than Christian metal! It's the best! It rules while all others suck harder than can be understood. Tell the world how much you love Christian metal!

Tags: christian metal, christian metal fucking rules, christian music, christian rock, heavy metal
Christian Metal Fucking Rules - Light Text Card

Description: No metal goes harder than Christian metal! It's the best! It rules while all others suck harder than can be understood. Tell the world how much you love Christian metal!

Tags: christian metal, christian metal fucking rules, christian music, christian rock, heavy metal
Don't Trust Whitey - Yellow Text Card
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Description: One of the rules that Navin Johnson's dad gave him before he went out into the real world was "Don't never ever trust whitey." Sage words.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, he hates these cans, navin johnson, steve martin

Don't Trust Whitey - Yellow Text Card

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Don't Trust Whitey - Light Text Card
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Description: One of the rules that Navin Johnson's dad gave him before he went out into the real world was "Don't never ever trust whitey." Sage words.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, he hates these cans, navin johnson, steve martin

Don't Trust Whitey - Light Text Card

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Furious Jumping Card
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Description: I enjoy furious jumping, don't you? Show the world your love for furious jumping and Yorgos.

Tags: bella baxter, emma stone, poor things, sex, sexy time

Furious Jumping Card

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