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We started way back in 2005, doing handmade silk-screened apparel, and moved here to Teepublic in 2016. Every design is hand-drawn by us.
Portland, Oregon, USA, Earth, 3rd Dimension

Tank Tops

MegaForce ("the Good Guys Always Win...") Tank Top
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Description: "... Even In The 80's." MegaForce, the elite paramilitary squad with kickass dunebuggies and flying dirtbikes is led by Ace Hunter, shown here giving his trademark thumbs up!

Tags: 80s, action, b movies, cheesy, cult classic
MegaForce (vintage/distressed version) Tank Top
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Description: "The Good Guys Always Win... Even In The 80's." MegaForce, the elite paramilitary squad with kickass dunebuggies and flying dirtbikes is led by Ace Hunter, shown here giving his trademark thumbs up! (this is the distressed "vintage" version, we have the regular available on our page as well)

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, action movies, aged

MegaForce (vintage/distressed version) Tank Top

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Cassette (Neon) Tank Top
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Description: "Home taping is killing the recording industry!" Tapes, am I right… XD Since the record companies gave up and all went out of business in 1981, this design for the anti-piracy label comes in glorious 80's neon. Check my store for other designs and styles.

Tags: 80s, 80s music, audio, cassette, cassette tape

Cassette (Neon) Tank Top

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Car - on black Tank Top
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Description: just a badass car!

Tags: car, classic, extreme, flames, hot rod

Car - on black Tank Top

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Welcome to Frogtown Tank Top
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Description: Hell Comes to Frogtown, the 1988 movie starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, was a seminal* cult classic for all the best And worst reasons.

Tags: 80s, b movies, chainsaw, cult classic, dystopian

Welcome to Frogtown Tank Top

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Mac & Me (moon) Tank Top
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Description: Who can forget this classic scene from that 80's movie about the little alien friend? Well, definitely not Paul Rudd or anyone that's ever seen him on Conan, that's for sure! Not to be confusede with the inferior ET. Don't forget to drink Coke and eat McDonalds....

Tags: 80s, alien, b movies, cinema, conan

Mac & Me (moon) Tank Top

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Punch-Butt Panda *(Japanese text version) Tank Top
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Description: *"Ketsu panchi panda." Watch out for Panda... Don't turn your back on Panda... Panda punches butts! Panda's dialogue reads: "Watashi wa anata no o shiri o panchi" and translates to: "I'm going to punch you in the butt."

Tags: angry, cartoon, cute, funny, japan
Punch-Butt Panda (English version) Tank Top
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Description: Watch out for Panda... Don't turn your back on Panda... Panda punches butts!

Tags: angry, animal, bear, cartoon, cute

Punch-Butt Panda (English version) Tank Top

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Flying Chickens Tank Top
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Description: OBoB: Oregon Battle of the Books

Tags: books, nuggets

Flying Chickens Tank Top

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Surf Pizza Tank Top
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Description: just a slice of pizza riding a surf board...

Tags: 90s, beach, food, pizza, retro

Surf Pizza Tank Top

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I'd Buy That for a Dollar - vintage distressed Tank Top
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Description: The "vintage" version of our I'd Buy That for a Dollar!!! Weathered and distressed to look aged.

Tags: 80s, detroit, distressed, movie quote, ocp
I'd Buy That for a Dollar!!! Tank Top
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Description: TV personality, Bixby Snyder' catchphrase. It's apparently from the show "It's Not My Problem," which is incredible popular in the city of Detroit.

Tags: 80s, detroit, future, ocp, retro

I'd Buy That for a Dollar!!! Tank Top

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Gavlebocken - vintage style Tank Top
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Description: The vintage, distressed version of our Gavlebocken design. The Swedish town of Gavle has a giant straw "yule goat," called the Gavlebocken, that is built every year, and every year we wait with anticipation to see if it burns down. Whether by accident or intention, it has been destroyed 38 times since 1966.

Tags: burning, europe, fire, funny, holiday

Gavlebocken - vintage style Tank Top

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Gävlebocken Tank Top
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Description: The Swedish town of Gavle has a giant straw "yule goat," called the Gavlebocken, that is built every year, and every year we wait with anticipation to see if it burns down. Whether by accident or intention, it has been destroyed 38 times since 1966.

Tags: christmas, europe, funny, happy holidays, holiday

Gävlebocken Tank Top

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Vikings Hockey Tank Top
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Description: A slight redesign of the Portland State Hockey logo from when they had a team for a short while.

Tags: oregon, portland, sports, state, university

Vikings Hockey Tank Top

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Hey Sunshine! Tank Top

Description: Here comes the sun...

Tags: forest, mountain, nature, outdoors, sunrise

Hey Sunshine! Tank Top

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Hey Sunshine! (double-sided shirt) Tank Top
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Description: LALA Brewery

Tags: mountain, summer, sunshine

Hey Sunshine! (double-sided shirt) Tank Top

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Boombox Skeleton Tank Top
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Description: dat cool shit never dies

Tags: bones, boombox, halloween, hip hop, horror

Boombox Skeleton Tank Top

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Rock & Roll (Point Break) Tank Top
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Description: One moment in Point Break, when Patrick Swayze dons his Ronald Reagan mask ,waves his cowboy-style revolver, and says "rock and roll" as he goes to rob a bank, the movie becomes a scathing statement on the 1980's.

Tags: 80s, 90s, action movies, bank robber, ex presidents

Rock & Roll (Point Break) Tank Top

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Frog & Loathing Tank Top
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Description: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream...

Tags: fear and loathing in las vegas, fozzie, fozzie bear, gonzo, hunter s thompson

Frog & Loathing Tank Top

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Frog & Loathing (for light colored clothing) Tank Top

Description: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

Tags: fozzie, gonzo, hunter s thompson, kermit, muppets
Oh God No!!! Tank Top
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Description: Kool-Aid Man can violently burst out of anywhere (not just through walls) whenever someone needs that sweet sweet sugar water! Careful, this shirt is a warning of what can happen.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, bloody, kool aid

Oh God No!!! Tank Top

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Last Dragon (Street Fighter style) Tank Top
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Description: The Last Dragon, but in the style of Street Fighter? Sho'Nuff!!! Shinkiro's artwork for Street Fighter is fairly seminal for the video game industry, I wanted to give Sho'Nuff and Leroy Green the 'what if' treatment, to see what they'd look like in fighting game art-style.

Tags: b movies, cult classics, mashup art, fighting games, street fighter

Last Dragon (Street Fighter style) Tank Top

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Let the Good Times Roll Tank Top
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Description: Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira

Tags: 1800s, anti authoritarian, eat the rich, french revolution, guillotine

Let the Good Times Roll Tank Top

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Charlotte's Manifesto Tank Top
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Description: I may have gotten my pig-based literature mixed up...

Tags: charlottes web, childrens books, communism, literature, orwell

Charlotte's Manifesto Tank Top

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Happy Summerween Tank Top
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Description: It's that time of the year again, the 2nd to last Friday in June... or June 22nd, if you want I guess! Celebrate by carving up a watermelon and getting into some trouble!

Tags: festive, gravity falls, halloween, jack o lantern, spooky

Happy Summerween Tank Top

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Leave Your Stupid Comments in Your Pocket! (Mark) Tank Top
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Description: Oh hai, Roomie! Just our cartoon Mark giving his perfect line about being mindful.

Tags: b movies, bad movies, cartoon style, chibi, cult classic
SkateGhost! Tank Top

Description: "Skate or Die" -- then skate some more! Ghost on a skateboard was made for Halloween, but really is for any time of year.

Tags: ghost, ghost rider, ghostrider, halloween, skateboard

SkateGhost! Tank Top

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Social Media Tank Top
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Description: They Live: 2020

Tags: alien, brainwashing, john carpenter, obey, social media

Social Media Tank Top

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Spoonman Tank Top
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Description: To be clear, the song Spoonman, by Soundgarden is about a spoon-playing musician named Artis and not a superhero spoon. It remains the best spoon-centric rock song of the 90's!

Tags: 90s, comic, lyrics, metal, rock

Spoonman Tank Top

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Hipster Cryptid (1) Tank Top
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Description: Portland, Oregon and saquatch on a bike, if that ain't love then tell what is...

Tags: bicycle, bigfoot, bike, cryptid, cyclist

Hipster Cryptid (1) Tank Top

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the Creature of Consor Lake Tank Top

Description: Flix, the Creature of Consor Lake, first seen in 1959, remains a mystery to this day. Is he an alien? Is he aquatic? Can he pick you up with his mind and shake you about??

Tags: creature, cryptozoology, horror, horror movie, monster

the Creature of Consor Lake Tank Top

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Gumberoo Poster Tank Top
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Description: Gumbey says, "I Start Forest Fires!" The gumberoo is an ancient beast that is as wide as it is long, with little to no neck, and a gaping maw that spreads across its whole face. Its greasy, bald, thick, hide makes it impervious to most weapons, including axes and knives, but also makes it very flammable.

Tags: bear, beast, creature, cryptid, cryptids

Gumberoo Poster Tank Top

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Gumberoo (1) Tank Top
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Description: An ancient beast that is as wide as it is long, with little to no neck, and a gaping maw that spreads across its whole face. Its greasy, bald, thick, hide makes it impervious to most weapons, including axes and knives, but also makes it very flammable. One spark can set a Gumberoo ablaze. The burning beast then spreads through the underbrush, setting alight anything that touches his flesh. The Gumberoo has been blamed for many an Oregon forest fire.

Tags: bear, creature, cryptozoology, monster, oregon

Gumberoo (1) Tank Top

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Polybius (Arcade) Tank Top
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Description: In 1981 a video game machine mysteriously appeared in the Pacific Northwest. This arcade cabinet was said to be highly addictive and users could suffer side effects such as: hallucinations, insomnia, amnesia, and even seizures!

Tags: 80s, arcade, arcade machine, conspiracy, cryptid

Polybius (Arcade) Tank Top

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Polybius (alt monster version) Tank Top

Description: In 1981 a video game machine mysteriously appeared in the Pacific Northwest. This arcade cabinet was said to be highly addictive and users could suffer side effects such as: hallucinations, insomnia, amnesia, and even seizures!

Tags: 1980s, arcade, arcade cabinet, cia, conspiracy theories

Polybius (alt monster version) Tank Top

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