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We started way back in 2005, doing handmade silk-screened apparel, and moved here to Teepublic in 2016. Every design is hand-drawn by us.
Portland, Oregon, USA, Earth, 3rd Dimension

Tank Tops

Cassette (Neon) Tank Top
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Description: "Home taping is killing the recording industry!" Tapes, am I right… XD Since the record companies gave up and all went out of business in 1981, this design for the anti-piracy label comes in glorious 80's neon. Check my store for other designs and styles.

Tags: 80s, 80s music, audio, cassette, cassette tape
Car - on black Tank Top
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Description: just a badass car!

Tags: car, classic, extreme, flames, hot rod
Welcome to Frogtown Tank Top
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Description: Hell Comes to Frogtown, the 1988 movie starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, was a seminal* cult classic for all the best And worst reasons.

Tags: 80s, b movies, chainsaw, cult classic, dystopian
Mac & Me (moon) Tank Top
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Description: Who can forget this classic scene from that 80's movie about the little alien friend? Well, definitely not Paul Rudd or anyone that's ever seen him on Conan, that's for sure! Not to be confusede with the inferior ET. Don't forget to drink Coke and eat McDonalds....

Tags: 80s, alien, b movies, cinema, conan
Punch-Butt Panda *(Japanese text version) Tank Top
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Description: *"Ketsu panchi panda." Watch out for Panda... Don't turn your back on Panda... Panda punches butts! Panda's dialogue reads: "Watashi wa anata no o shiri o panchi" and translates to: "I'm going to punch you in the butt."

Tags: angry, cartoon, cute, funny, japan
Punch-Butt Panda (English version) Tank Top
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Description: Watch out for Panda... Don't turn your back on Panda... Panda punches butts!

Tags: angry, animal, bear, cartoon, cute
Flying Chickens Tank Top
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Description: OBoB: Oregon Battle of the Books

Tags: books, nuggets
Surf Pizza Tank Top
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Description: just a slice of pizza riding a surf board...

Tags: 90s, beach, food, pizza, retro
I'd Buy That for a Dollar - vintage distressed Tank Top
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Description: The "vintage" version of our I'd Buy That for a Dollar!!! Weathered and distressed to look aged.

Tags: 80s, detroit, distressed, movie quote, ocp
I'd Buy That for a Dollar!!! Tank Top
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Description: TV personality, Bixby Snyder' catchphrase. It's apparently from the show "It's Not My Problem," which is incredible popular in the city of Detroit.

Tags: 80s, detroit, future, ocp, retro
Gavlebocken - vintage style Tank Top
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Description: The vintage, distressed version of our Gavlebocken design. The Swedish town of Gavle has a giant straw "yule goat," called the Gavlebocken, that is built every year, and every year we wait with anticipation to see if it burns down. Whether by accident or intention, it has been destroyed 38 times since 1966.

Tags: burning, europe, fire, funny, holiday
Gävlebocken Tank Top
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Description: The Swedish town of Gavle has a giant straw "yule goat," called the Gavlebocken, that is built every year, and every year we wait with anticipation to see if it burns down. Whether by accident or intention, it has been destroyed 38 times since 1966.

Tags: christmas, europe, funny, happy holidays, holiday
Vikings Hockey Tank Top
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Description: A slight redesign of the Portland State Hockey logo from when they had a team for a short while.

Tags: oregon, portland, sports, state, university
Hey Sunshine! Tank Top

Description: Here comes the sun...

Tags: forest, mountain, nature, outdoors, sunrise
Hey Sunshine! (double-sided shirt) Tank Top
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Description: LALA Brewery

Tags: mountain, summer, sunshine
Boombox Skeleton Tank Top
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Description: dat cool shit never dies

Tags: bones, boombox, halloween, hip hop, horror
Rock & Roll (Point Break) Tank Top
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Description: One moment in Point Break, when Patrick Swayze dons his Ronald Reagan mask ,waves his cowboy-style revolver, and says "rock and roll" as he goes to rob a bank, the movie becomes a scathing statement on the 1980's.

Tags: 80s, 90s, action movies, bank robber, ex presidents
Frog & Loathing Tank Top
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Description: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream...

Tags: fear and loathing in las vegas, fozzie, fozzie bear, gonzo, hunter s thompson
Frog & Loathing (for light colored clothing) Tank Top

Description: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

Tags: fozzie, gonzo, hunter s thompson, kermit, muppets
Oh God No!!! Tank Top
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Description: Kool-Aid Man can violently burst out of anywhere (not just through walls) whenever someone needs that sweet sweet sugar water! Careful, this shirt is a warning of what can happen.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, bloody, kool aid
Last Dragon (Street Fighter style) Tank Top
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Description: The Last Dragon, but in the style of Street Fighter? Sho'Nuff!!! Shinkiro's artwork for Street Fighter is fairly seminal for the video game industry, I wanted to give Sho'Nuff and Leroy Green the 'what if' treatment, to see what they'd look like in fighting game art-style.

Tags: b movies, cult classics, mashup art, fighting games, street fighter
Let the Good Times Roll Tank Top
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Description: Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira

Tags: 1800s, anti authoritarian, eat the rich, french revolution, guillotine
Charlotte's Manifesto Tank Top
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Description: I may have gotten my pig-based literature mixed up...

Tags: charlottes web, childrens books, communism, literature, orwell
Happy Summerween Tank Top
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Description: It's that time of the year again, the 2nd to last Friday in June... or June 22nd, if you want I guess! Celebrate by carving up a watermelon and getting into some trouble!

Tags: festive, gravity falls, halloween, jack o lantern, spooky
Leave Your Stupid Comments in Your Pocket! (Mark) Tank Top
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Description: Oh hai, Roomie! Just our cartoon Mark giving his perfect line about being mindful.

Tags: b movies, bad movies, cartoon style, chibi, cult classic
SkateGhost! Tank Top

Description: "Skate or Die" -- then skate some more! Ghost on a skateboard was made for Halloween, but really is for any time of year.

Tags: ghost, ghost rider, ghostrider, halloween, skateboard
Social Media Tank Top
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Description: They Live: 2020

Tags: alien, brainwashing, john carpenter, obey, social media
Spoonman Tank Top
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Description: To be clear, the song Spoonman, by Soundgarden is about a spoon-playing musician named Artis and not a superhero spoon. It remains the best spoon-centric rock song of the 90's!

Tags: 90s, comic, lyrics, metal, rock
Hipster Cryptid (1) Tank Top
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Description: Portland, Oregon and saquatch on a bike, if that ain't love then tell what is...

Tags: bicycle, bigfoot, bike, cryptid, cyclist
the Creature of Consor Lake Tank Top

Description: Flix, the Creature of Consor Lake, first seen in 1959, remains a mystery to this day. Is he an alien? Is he aquatic? Can he pick you up with his mind and shake you about??

Tags: creature, cryptozoology, horror, horror movie, monster
Gumberoo Poster Tank Top
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Description: Gumbey says, "I Start Forest Fires!" The gumberoo is an ancient beast that is as wide as it is long, with little to no neck, and a gaping maw that spreads across its whole face. Its greasy, bald, thick, hide makes it impervious to most weapons, including axes and knives, but also makes it very flammable.

Tags: bear, beast, creature, cryptid, cryptids
Gumberoo (1) Tank Top
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Description: An ancient beast that is as wide as it is long, with little to no neck, and a gaping maw that spreads across its whole face. Its greasy, bald, thick, hide makes it impervious to most weapons, including axes and knives, but also makes it very flammable. One spark can set a Gumberoo ablaze. The burning beast then spreads through the underbrush, setting alight anything that touches his flesh. The Gumberoo has been blamed for many an Oregon forest fire.

Tags: bear, creature, cryptozoology, monster, oregon
Polybius (Arcade) Tank Top
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Description: In 1981 a video game machine mysteriously appeared in the Pacific Northwest. This arcade cabinet was said to be highly addictive and users could suffer side effects such as: hallucinations, insomnia, amnesia, and even seizures!

Tags: 80s, arcade, arcade machine, conspiracy, cryptid
Polybius (alt monster version) Tank Top

Description: In 1981 a video game machine mysteriously appeared in the Pacific Northwest. This arcade cabinet was said to be highly addictive and users could suffer side effects such as: hallucinations, insomnia, amnesia, and even seizures!

Tags: 1980s, arcade, arcade cabinet, cia, conspiracy theories
Polybius Tank Top

Description: In 1981 a video game machine mysteriously appeared in the Pacific Northwest. This arcade cabinet was said to be highly addictive and users could suffer side effects such as: hallucinations, insomnia, amnesia, and even seizures!

Tags: 1980s, arcade, cia, conspiracy theory, cryptid
Ballbreaker "Ramis" Tank Top
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Description: "Everyone's favorite playable character, Ramis, from the Norwegian, fighting, side-scrolling, (shooting), arcade game, Ballbreaker! In all seriousness, there is a TV show called the Bear, and on this show there's a video game called, Ballbreaker. In that video game there is a character named Ramis... We made a piece of "video game-style" art for Ramis. Make sense? We don't know why either.

Tags: arcade, arcade machine, beef, character art, fighting game

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