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I Heart Chonky Cats! Card
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Description: Don't we all?

Tags: fat kitty, kitten, cat lovers clothing, fat cat, chonky

I Heart Chonky Cats! Card

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Dog Is Love Card

Description: Great shirt for every dog lover!

Tags: pet, puppy, love dogs, pets, pet lover

Dog Is Love Card

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Rainbow Pet Paws Dogs Are The Best People I Know Card

Description: The more I get to know people the more I like my dog.

Tags: queer, lgbt pride, lgbtq, gay pride, pet lovers
Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Card
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Description: Finally he says a truthful statement.

Tags: donald trump, narcissistic, trump, illegitimate, president

Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Card

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Betsy Ross Flag Gun Control Now Card

Description: I doubt the founding fathers would have supported every citizen having enough fire power to single handedly defeat the British.

Tags: ak47, ar15, gun control reform, background checks, gun control

Betsy Ross Flag Gun Control Now Card

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Does Virginity Grow Back After A While? Card

Description: I mean do you have to renew it annually or something?

Tags: self deprecating, silly, awesome, humor, viginity is for lovers
The GOP Is A Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Card
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Description: It's literally true. The grand old party is a joke and it's all because of Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti republican, anti trump, democrat, donald trump
GOP Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Card

Description: Great shirt for anyone that misses the days when the Republican party wasn't a bunch of sycophants.

Tags: trump sucks, trump 2020, dump trump, republican, fuck trump
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys But I'm The Ringmaster Of This Shit Show Card

Description: Sometimes we have responsibility that we did not choose and have to clean up other people's messes.

Tags: carnival, circus, freak show, life sucks, monkey
If I Were Noah I Would Have Left The Roaches Card
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Description: Just sayin. We don't really need them do we?

Tags: roaches, humour, bugs, cockroaches, religion
How Many More Need To Die Gun Control Now Card
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Description: Aren't we all just getting sick and tired of these shootings? Yet all the gun nuts can do is talk about "their rights". What about our rights to living without fear?

Tags: nra blood money, nra sucks, mass shootings, nra is a terrorist organization, repeal and replace the second amendment
Technicolor Techno Music Lover Card

Description: Should do interesting effects under club strobe lights.

Tags: chicago, deadmau5, detroit, digweed, dj

Technicolor Techno Music Lover Card

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House Music Lover Card

Description: Perfect gift for the House Music Lover in your life.

Tags: house music symbol, felix da house cat, disc jockey, dj, edm

House Music Lover Card

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Trump Space Force Emblem Card
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Description: Anything he does is a joke.

Tags: trump sucks, science, maga, fuck trump, shuttle

Trump Space Force Emblem Card

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Devious Skull And Crossbones Card
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Description: If you got it. flaunt it.

Tags: halloween, scary, creepy, horror, skeleton

Devious Skull And Crossbones Card

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I Wish The Robots Would Hurry Up And Take My Damn Job! Card
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Description: Sometime having your job automated is a blessing.

Tags: roboticized, robotics technician, robotics, technology, robots
Merch Upload "Original" Artwork Card
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Description: Only t-shirt designers will get this joke..

Tags: amazon, designer, graphic designer, humor, illustrator

Merch Upload "Original" Artwork Card

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Texas State Rainbow Gay Pride Card

Description: Outline of the state of Texas cutout of vintage looking LGBTQ Pride colors.

Tags: gay pride, gay, texas, colorful, lgbt

Texas State Rainbow Gay Pride Card

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Gay Pride Dinosaurs Card

Description: Because everyone loves dinosaurs and LGBTQ Pride!

Tags: dinosaurs, pterodactyl, t rex, tyrannosaurus rex, trex

Gay Pride Dinosaurs Card

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Coffee & Wine Besties 4 Life Card

Description: For those of us who can't get through life without these two.

Tags: alcohol, besties, besties forever, booze, caffeine

Coffee & Wine Besties 4 Life Card

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Don't Poke The Resting Bitch Card
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Description: You won't like the face you see after that.

Tags: bitch, dont mess with me, humor, meme, mom gift idea

Don't Poke The Resting Bitch Card

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Tax The Churches Card

Description: Tax the churches to pay for universal healthcare. It's what Jesus would have done!

Tags: anti theist, secularist, dawkins, secular, rationalist

Tax The Churches Card

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Aliens Lock Their Doors When They Fly By Earth Card
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Description: When humans move into your neighborhood property values plummet.

Tags: x files, trust no one, xfiles, sci fi, ufo
Cash Money Jesus Card

Description: Jesus has bills too.

Tags: tax the churches, freethinker, rationalist, christopher hitchens, non religious

Cash Money Jesus Card

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YOLO Jesus Card
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Description: Is this blasphemy or heresy? I am fuzzy on the difference.

Tags: atheist, atheism humor, atheism, there is no god, anti religion

YOLO Jesus Card

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Stares In Judgement Kitty Card

Description: You know what you did and your cat knows also.

Tags: kitten, analytical, cute cats, analyzing, cats

Stares In Judgement Kitty Card

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I Scream You Scream The Ice Cream Screams Card

Description: I should not have licked that last toad.

Tags: goth, emo, black humor, shout into the void, kill me
Strong Coffee Gives Me Hope Card
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Description: Amazing how caffeine can change your outlook on life for a short time...

Tags: latte, caffeine, pessimism, nihilist, coffee drinks

Strong Coffee Gives Me Hope Card

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Touch My Balls Card

Description: Turns out some men don't mind unsolicited groping.

Tags: testicular cancer, balls, testicles, ball, lgbt

Touch My Balls Card

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Weiner Lover Dachsund Lover Card

Description: Maybe you love your weiner dog, maybe you're gay. It has many meanings.

Tags: dachshund, dachshunds, dachsund, dog, dogs

Weiner Lover Dachsund Lover Card

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She Shed Bitch Barn Card
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Description: If the shoe fits Sheryl.

Tags: bitch, meme, humor, memes, nasty

She Shed Bitch Barn Card

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Wake Me Up When Monday Is Over Card

Description: If I could sleep through Monday like my cat does life would he awesome!

Tags: i hate my job, monday, kittens, kitty, cat

Wake Me Up When Monday Is Over Card

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Climate Change Not Nice Card

Description: Just to make it clear for everyone regardless of intelligence or political affiliation. If the seals could talk this is what they'd say, because they're seals and lack language complexity.

Tags: global warming, seals, earth day, recycling, animals

Climate Change Not Nice Card

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I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Nihilism Card
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Description: Even the ice cream knows.

Tags: emo, someone kill me, pessimist, scream into the void, nihilistic
Heard You Wanted To See My Nudes So Here's An Aspic Card
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Description: I really don't know why people ate this stuff.

Tags: 50s, dad, dad joke, fathers day, funnytee
POTUS Pile Of Totally Useless Shit Card
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Description: Trump is and we all know it.

Tags: trumpbusters, republican, nevertrump, donald j trump, trump fascist

POTUS Pile Of Totally Useless Shit Card

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