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Rainbow Truck Fump Gay Pride Card
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Description: Perfect shirt for Pride Parades, the gym or family dinners

Tags: trump sucks, presidential campaign, gay, fuck trump, impeach 45

Rainbow Truck Fump Gay Pride Card

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This Side Up Card
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Description: Sure to turn heads and get people laughing. Featuring a bold arrow pointing up and the words "This Side Up" in big, bold letters, this tee is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. Whether you're feeling a little upside down yourself or just want to make people smile, this shirt is sure to do the trick. It's made from soft, comfortable fabric that feels great against your skin, and the bright, eye-catching design is sure to get you noticed. Wear it to a party, out with friends, or just lounging around the house - wherever you go, this t-shirt is sure to be a hit. So why wait? Get your "This Side Up" t-shirt today and start spreading the laughter!

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drinking, drunk

This Side Up Card

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Trumpster Fire Card
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Description: We need to put it out before it burns the country down.

Tags: trump sucks, trump, impeach trump, politics

Trumpster Fire Card

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Grandma Twitter Card
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Description: I mean how else do you read all those tweets?

Tags: facebook, funny quote, grandma funny, hipster, instagram

Grandma Twitter Card

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What Doesn't Kill Me Card

Description: It's true, there is no try there is only do or run like hell.

Tags: strong man, bad tempered, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, what doesnt kill you gives you xp, what doesnt kill you disappoints me

What Doesn't Kill Me Card

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Weirdo Your Mother Warned You About Card
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Description: Tell the world that you are weird and not ashamed of it!

Tags: geeky, strange, weird, weirdos, weirdos rule

Weirdo Your Mother Warned You About Card

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I Have A Big Heart Card
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Description: I take my compliments where I can get them.

Tags: silly, funnytee, sarcasm, big heart, enlarged aorta

I Have A Big Heart Card

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Heart of EDM Card

Description: Show what a fan you are of Electronic Dance Music with this design. The major genres are listed chronologically starting with Disco in clockwise order.

Tags: electro, clubbing, disco, dubstep, rave

Heart of EDM Card

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I'm Not Gay But $19.95 Is $19.95 Card
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Description: Let everyone know what a frugal shopper you are!

Tags: lesbian, lgbt, gay pride, queer, bisexual

I'm Not Gay But $19.95 Is $19.95 Card

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I Got Nun And I Liked It Card
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Description: Just don't make it a habit!

Tags: catholic, nun with gun, nunnery, nuns, sexy nun

I Got Nun And I Liked It Card

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Zombie Starvation Card
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Description: Perfect shirt for the zombie apocalypse fan in your life! Halloween is right around the corner.

Tags: day of the dead, halloween, horror, humor, i love zombies

Zombie Starvation Card

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But Why? Card
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Description: Something I ask myself everytime I watch the news these days.

Tags: quotes, funny, why, funny saying, funny quote

But Why? Card

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Non Offensive Halloween Costume Card
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Description: Trust me, I can think of some really offensive costumes, it's better this way.

Tags: halloweenshirt, halloweentee, politically correct, cultural appropriation, halloween gifts

Non Offensive Halloween Costume Card

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We Are Tired Of Winning in Mandarin Card
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Description: Trade wars are easy to win, when you are a dictatorship and people will just suck up the losses rather than complain.

Tags: not my president, protest, political, impeach trump, resistance

We Are Tired Of Winning in Mandarin Card

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Sriracha Card

Description: A different take on the tasty Sriracha Sauce design. Sriracha is a generic term for the sauce and there's lots of different versions. Also, shows phonetically how to pronounce the name correctly.

Tags: chili, sriracha, spicy, chili sauce, text

Sriracha Card

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My Dog Gets Me Card
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Description: Seriously? I thought that humans were supposed to be the smart ones?

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, introverted, introvert, i love dog

My Dog Gets Me Card

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I Sold My Soul For Cookies!! Card
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Description: Who wouldn't? I mean seriously, if the choice was to have cookies or a soul and you could only choose one? Perfect t-shirt for the cookie lover!

Tags: cookiemonster, atheist, cookie monster, atheism, cookie

I Sold My Soul For Cookies!! Card

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Netflix and Chill Card

Description: Perfect shirt for those of us who are slowing down with age. Lol.

Tags: 30th birthday gift, 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, aged to perfection, getting old

Netflix and Chill Card

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Well That's Enough Adulting For Today Card
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Description: Just an retro vintage looking old time photo of people having a good time.

Tags: alcohol, drink, drinking, drunk, fun

Well That's Enough Adulting For Today Card

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#OldAF Card
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Description: Be proud of your age! You've earned it!

Tags: 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, age, getting old, hashtag old

#OldAF Card

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BITCH OWN IT! Card
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Description: If they are going to call you that name anyway, then own it and give it your own definition.

Tags: feminists, equal rights, womens rights, women, bitches

BITCH OWN IT! Card

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Slash Sarcasm Card
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Description: Just use this closing tag behind everything you say on the Internet and people will know you are being sarcastic and not get their panties in a bunch.

Tags: sarcastic, joke, slash sarcasm, sarcasm quotes, i love sarcasm

Slash Sarcasm Card

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READ THE DAMN MANUAL Card

Description: If you hate answering questions for people that are in the damn manual, you need this t-shirt.

Tags: manual, instructions, coworkers, manuals, read

READ THE DAMN MANUAL Card

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Time For The Nursing Home Card

Description: Most kids these days wouldn't even know how to use a rotary phone.

Tags: 50th birthday, birthday, humor, oldschool, old timer

Time For The Nursing Home Card

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But Did You Google It? Card
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Description: Just Google it. We have Google now, no one has an excuse for being ignorant.

Tags: internet, google, googlenow, funny, dumb people

But Did You Google It? Card

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I Got Nothing Card
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Description: It's true. I got nothing.

Tags: geeky humor, geek, geeks, shrugs, shrug

I Got Nothing Card

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Calamity Jane Austen Card

Description: You can be both, and at just the right times.

Tags: calamity jane, deadwood, empowerment, feminist, gamergirl

Calamity Jane Austen Card

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CALAMITY JANE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL Card

Description: If you love the foul mouthed character Calamity Jane on Deadwood, you need this f*cking shirt.

Tags: bullock, cussing, deadwood, history, old west

CALAMITY JANE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL Card

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Neon Skull and Crossbones Card

Description: Just an artistic take of the good old Jolly Roger.

Tags: skulls, pirate, skull, crossbones, halloween

Neon Skull and Crossbones Card

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My Cat Gets Me Card
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Description: Seriously? And humans are supposed to be the intelligent ones?

Tags: pet lovers, pet lover, i love my cat, kitty, crazy cat lady

My Cat Gets Me Card

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I Just Want To Watch Card
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Description: Some people are doers and some people are happy just to watch.

Tags: anti social, humor, introversion, introverted, introverts

I Just Want To Watch Card

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I'm Only Disagreeable Because You Keep Disagreeing With Me. Card

Description: Yeah, so seriously, just stop disagreeing with me we'll get along fine.

Tags: disagree with me, disagree, ironic, disagreement, text
Cybersexuals Turn Me On Card
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Description: Perfect shirt for people who like people, but also like their space.

Tags: anti social, cyberpunk, cybersexual, introvert, introverted

Cybersexuals Turn Me On Card

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Pumpkin Spice Girl Card

Description: I know I am getting old, but I don't remember a Spice Girl named Pumpkin?

Tags: spice girls, starbucks, pumpkin pie, pumpkin coffee, coffee

Pumpkin Spice Girl Card

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One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Pleasure Card
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Description: Show your LGBTQ Pride with this naughty but true shirt.

Tags: gay, lgbt, bisexual

One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Pleasure Card

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Purple Impressionist Skull Dia De Los Muertos Card

Description: Just a cool purple zombie skull design I made.

Tags: purple, sugar skull, jolly roger, pirates, halloween gifts

Purple Impressionist Skull Dia De Los Muertos Card

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