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IDFC I Don't Fucking Care Card

Description: Sometimes this is the only mantra to get you through your day.

Tags: angry, fucks to give, misanthrope, no fucks, no fucks given

IDFC I Don't Fucking Care Card

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Not A People Person Card
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Description: Maybe wearing this shirt will keep them from bothering you.

Tags: misanthropy, introverted, sarcasm, anxiety, introvert

Not A People Person Card

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Stop Talking Card
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Description: Sometimes you just don't feel like peopling and you want your peace.

Tags: antisocial, anti social, introversion, introverted, introverts

Stop Talking Card

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Not A People Person Card
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Description: Warn people in advance that you just don't enjoy interacting with people. Great for introverts and misanthropes.

Tags: introverts unite, antisocial, introverted, introverts, anti social

Not A People Person Card

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Vintage Gay Pride Retro 45rpm Adapter Card
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Description: Cutout of adapter used to play 45rpm singles on a 78rpm turntable in gay pride colors

Tags: 70s, 60s, 50s, sunset grid, graphics
Rainbow Gay Pride Om Hindu Symbol Card
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Description: Cool vintage Om symbol cutout on rainbow colors.

Tags: meditation, spirituality, india, buddhism, yoga

Rainbow Gay Pride Om Hindu Symbol Card

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Rainbow Vintage Peace Kanji Card
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Description: Vintage rainbow gay pride colors with Kanji for peace in both Chinese and Japanese.

Tags: retro, japan, gay pride, love, vintage

Rainbow Vintage Peace Kanji Card

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Gay Pride Sunset Happy Camper Card
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Description: Great shirt for LGBTQ camping enthusiasts.

Tags: outdoors, gay, bear, camping, lgbt

Gay Pride Sunset Happy Camper Card

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British Union Jack Rainbow Gay Pride Flag Card

Description: Great shirt for out and proud patriotic Brits.

Tags: gay, united kingdom, union jack, lgbt, queer
Trump Lies Card
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Description: Even if you support Donald Trump you have to admit he has a strained relationship with honesty.

Tags: trump is a liar, trump, trump sucks, stop trump, anyone but trump

Trump Lies Card

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No Fucking Wall Card
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Description: I just want to be as clear about this as possible.

Tags: donald trump, immigrants, trump sucks, resist, anti trump

No Fucking Wall Card

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Shutdown Trump Not Our Government Card

Description: The fact that one person has the power to cause so much damage to our country is not right.

Tags: shutdown, president, republican, donald trump, border

Shutdown Trump Not Our Government Card

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Idiot Trump Card
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Description: Trump will go down in history as the worst President we have ever had the misfortune to have elected.

Tags: idiot trump, trump sucks, trump idiot, resist trump, resist

Idiot Trump Card

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It's Always Russia Russia Russia Card
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Description: Just an artistic take off on the Jan Brady Marsha Marsha Marsha quote with Donald's face on Ivanka's head.

Tags: stop trump, collusion, jan brady, fuck trump, marsha marsha marsha

It's Always Russia Russia Russia Card

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Caution Jazz Hands! Card
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Description: Be careful! I might break into a dance number at any minute.

Tags: dance, lgbtq, warning signs, warning sign, caution sign

Caution Jazz Hands! Card

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Generic Virtue Signal Card

Description: A virtue signal guaranteed to get the approval of everyone.

Tags: virtue signaller, woke af, sarcastic, virtue signalling, resist

Generic Virtue Signal Card

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I'm Just Here To Annoy You Card
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Description: Sometimes it's our only purpose in life.

Tags: confrontational, annoying people, assholes, asshole, jerk

I'm Just Here To Annoy You Card

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White Fading Star Card
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Description: Cool echoing star pattern fading from white to black.

Tags: galaxy, universe, stars, space, somalia

White Fading Star Card

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Silver Transparent Star Card
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Description: Cool silver star transparency that fades toward the edges.

Tags: stars, stellar, estrella

Silver Transparent Star Card

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Cyber Star Card
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Description: Cool star in circle circuit board design for fans of technology.

Tags: techie, geek, tech lover, robotics, futuristic art

Cyber Star Card

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Cyber Pet Paw Pink Card
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Description: Cool shirt for people who love their pets and technology

Tags: puppy play, dog lover, cyberpunk, yiff, furry

Cyber Pet Paw Pink Card

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Cyber Pet Paw Blue Card
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Description: Cool shirt for pet lovers and technology fans.

Tags: pets, cat, dog, gear, furry pride

Cyber Pet Paw Blue Card

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Cyber Pet Paw Green Card
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Description: Cool paw design for people who love their pets and technology.

Tags: cats, puppy pride, dog, puppy, techies

Cyber Pet Paw Green Card

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Tiled Rainbow Gay Pride Heart Card
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Description: Great shirt for people who want to show support for the LGBTQ community.

Tags: lgbtq, gay marriage, queer, gay, lesbian

Tiled Rainbow Gay Pride Heart Card

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Techie Bear Claw LGBTQ Pride Card
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Description: Bear Pride shirt for bears in technology or bears that love technology.

Tags: technology, gay bear, bears, bear, chaser

Techie Bear Claw LGBTQ Pride Card

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Rainbow Gay Pride Disco Ball Card
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Description: It's a cool rainbow colored disco ball design.

Tags: graphics, lgbt pride, 90s, gay pride, queer pride

Rainbow Gay Pride Disco Ball Card

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Tiled Star Gay Pride Star Card
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Description: Great shirt for people who are fans of stars and the lgbtq community.

Tags: lgbt, gay, lesbian, queer, stars

Tiled Star Gay Pride Star Card

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Rainbow LGBTQ Stars Card
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Description: Just a cool rainbow colored star design for LGBTQ Pride.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay rights, homosexual, lesbian

Rainbow LGBTQ Stars Card

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NOT DRUNK ENOUGH Card

Description: Introverts and the socially anxious can relate.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, anxious, humor

NOT DRUNK ENOUGH Card

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We All Have That Friend That Makes Us Fear For Our Livers Card
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Description: Some of us have more than one. Some of us ARE that friend.

Tags: alcohol, drink, drunk, celebration, beer
If God Doesn't Like Gay People He Should Stop Making Them Card
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Description: But then again, he makes us all so good looking, so maybe he really does like us.

Tags: bisexual, equality, gay, gay pride, gay pride month
Ahura Mazda Zaroastrian God Card
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Description: Ahura Mazda was the first one true god of the Achaemenid Empire and Historians believe that the gods of Judaism, Christianity and Islam are just cheap knockoffs. Great shirt whether you are a Parsi/Zaroastrian or just want to piss off monotheists.

Tags: parthian, ahura mazda in white, religions, archaeology, history

Ahura Mazda Zaroastrian God Card

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Nancy Pelosi is my spirit animal Card

Description: Nancy don't give a fuck and neither do I. Shove your respect for the office up your ass.

Tags: pelosi 2020 for president, political, anti trump, trump, maga

Nancy Pelosi is my spirit animal Card

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Single Being Forced To Mingle Card
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Description: Haven't we all been here before.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, bookworm, introversion, introverted

Single Being Forced To Mingle Card

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The Coffee Circle of Life Card
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Description: It's all connected.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, cappuccino, coffee bean, coffee drinks

The Coffee Circle of Life Card

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Fucough Allergic to BS Card
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Description: Allergies are a bitch.

Tags: fuck, sarcasm, humor, offensive, allergic to bullshit

Fucough Allergic to BS Card

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