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You And The Horse You Rode In On Card
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Description: Sometimes it's best to be subtle.

Tags: animal, funny quote, funny saying, horses, humor

You And The Horse You Rode In On Card

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Your Team Sucks Card
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Description: Perfect shirt for wearing to sporting events when you really don't like people anyway.

Tags: anti social, introverted, introverts unite, non social, sports

Your Team Sucks Card

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What Part Of Vote Don't You Understand? Card
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Description: Some people need help understanding how important it is we all vote.

Tags: president, america, united states, political, election

What Part Of Vote Don't You Understand? Card

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Stop Being So Negative Card

Description: Seriously. Some people are so negative. Stop.

Tags: positive, positive vibes, positive energy, politics, negativity

Stop Being So Negative Card

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Facebook Down Can't Workout Excuse Card

Description: I mean, if I can't check in, then who will even know I worked out?

Tags: facebook, workout, gym, social media, excuses

Facebook Down Can't Workout Excuse Card

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Instagram Down Can't Workout Card

Description: Like really? If I can't check in who will even know I worked out?

Tags: powerlifting, weightlifting, excuses, exercise, workout

Instagram Down Can't Workout Card

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Wine And Cheese Compliment Eachother Card

Description: Perfect shirt for the grammar Nazi or foodie in your life.

Tags: cheese, cheese lover, food, food lover, foodie

Wine And Cheese Compliment Eachother Card

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No Returns On Soul Sales Card
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Description: Can you believe wanting to return it? Heck no I am enjoying my end of the bargain.

Tags: anti christian, atheism, atheist, devil, paganism

No Returns On Soul Sales Card

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Intelligent Design Card
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Description: Doesn't seem intelligent to me. I guess maybe bugs are more likely to crawl in your ears after 40?

Tags: religion, teach the controversy, science, pseudoscience, creationism

Intelligent Design Card

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Kim Jong Untz Untz Untz Card
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Description: Even the Supreme Leader likes to get down.

Tags: raver, dj, trance, edm, clubber

Kim Jong Untz Untz Untz Card

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Workout Excuse Card
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Description: Sometimes you would rather just sleep in, or go to bed early, whichever works.

Tags: workout motivation, exercise, lazy day, fitness, gym

Workout Excuse Card

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Just Vote Patriotic Colors Card
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Description: The Just Vote design with flag colors.

Tags: american, flag, patriot, political, election

Just Vote Patriotic Colors Card

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Evolve Love Card
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Description: I designed this t-shirt with colors that will react with the flashing strobe lights in dance clubs. Perfect gift for your raver boy or girl. Copy and paste url for a preview. https://muzehack.blogspot.com/2018/10/perfect-shirt-for-clubbing.html

Tags: edc, clubbing, rave, dance, trance

Evolve Love Card

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Warning Signs Card

Description: We all know someone who needs to wear this shirt to warn people in advance. It's the perfect t-shirt for your wild child or their parent too.

Tags: kids, boys, caution, sons, kids clothes

Warning Signs Card

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I'm Bringing Sexy Back Do You Have Larger Sizes Card
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Description: Sometimes you just need a larger size. Sometimes sexy is just too small for you. Perfect shirt for the person that likes more sexy than average.

Tags: sarcastic, funny, bear, bear pride, big girls

I'm Bringing Sexy Back Do You Have Larger Sizes Card

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New York City NYC Card
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Description: Cool view of the Manhattan skyline in impressionist style on the letters NYC in a tribute to New York City. Great shirt for the NYC lover.

Tags: i love ny, i love new york, i heart ny, i heart new york, new york city

New York City NYC Card

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Patriotic Doody I Pooped Today Card
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Description: Out with the bad in with the good! Great shirt for the proud pooper.

Tags: dootie, dooty, pooping, pooping design, poop

Patriotic Doody I Pooped Today Card

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Me Every Sunday Morning Card
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Description: I tell myself never again, but then by Wednesday I am always looking forward to Saturday night partying. Perfect shirt for the friend who ties one on too often.

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drink, drinking

Me Every Sunday Morning Card

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F*ck Nice Santa Claus Card
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Description: Delivering toys around the world can be stressful and at the end of the day you just want to let it all out. Great shirt for the bad Santa in your life.

Tags: fuck, christmas, xmas, merry christmas, santa claus

F*ck Nice Santa Claus Card

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Audiophile Card
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Description: Cool weathered design of speakers with the word Audiophile to let everyone know what's dear to your heart. Perfect shirt for the music lover or DJ.

Tags: record, rock, edm, sound, rave

Audiophile Card

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Just Vote Card
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Description: Seriously people. Just do it.

Tags: voters, election, political, politics

Just Vote Card

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Yoga Poses Card
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Description: Perfect t-shirt for yoga class!

Tags: exercise, yoga top, yoga clothes, yoga poses, workout top

Yoga Poses Card

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Stephen Hawking Leet Quote Card
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Description: The geek trifecta! Stephen Hawking quote in L337 with a pic of a 3D printed metal gear being sintered.

Tags: leetspeak, l337, nerds, geeky, artsy

Stephen Hawking Leet Quote Card

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Rainbow Chick-fil-gay Card
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Description: Now you can eat there and enjoy your sandwich with a clear conscience because you will be wearing this shirt and making a protest statement.

Tags: chick fil a, gay, gay pride month, lgbt, lgbtq

Rainbow Chick-fil-gay Card

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My Milkshake Card
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Description: Well it does.

Tags: cow, music, funny, animal, cows

My Milkshake Card

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MAGA Impeach Trump Card

Description: The only real way to make America great again.

Tags: impeach, maga, democrat, not my president, political

MAGA Impeach Trump Card

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The Universe Wants Me To Have Nice Things Card

Description: Just because you get everything you want doesn't mean you are spoiled. Sometimes it's just the natural order of the Universe.

Tags: universe, miracles, crest of miracles, universal wisdom, prayer

The Universe Wants Me To Have Nice Things Card

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Screw Yourself Trump in Russian Card
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Description: I have it from a couple different sources that the translation is correct on this. If you see a problem please let me know.

Tags: collusion, russian, trump

Screw Yourself Trump in Russian Card

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Y'all Need Jesus Card

Description: He does wonderful landscaping and let's face it, your yard needs more help than my soul.

Tags: atheist humor, funny jesus, atheist, atheism, free thinker

Y'all Need Jesus Card

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Unsolicited Duck Pic Card
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Description: Nobody likes to get the other kind, but they will love getting a pic of your duck!

Tags: dick pic, dick pics, duck, duck pics, ducks

Unsolicited Duck Pic Card

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Houston Texas Card
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Description: I live in Houston, so I thought I would do a t-shirt design featuring the downtown skyline on a bright sunny day.

Tags: astros, bayou city, dj screw, h town, hiphop

Houston Texas Card

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Rainbow 45 Adapters Card
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Description: If you are old like me, you know what these are for.

Tags: vinyl record, 45 rpm, 45rpm, records, retro

Rainbow 45 Adapters Card

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Don't Worry Card
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Description: I stared into the void and this shirt stared back.

Tags: pessimism, nihilism, nihilist, happy face, sarcastic

Don't Worry Card

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Donald's Angels Card
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Description: Just saw this graphic online and had to ad captions because it fit so well.

Tags: republican, democrat, funny, politics, donald trump

Donald's Angels Card

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One Day Someone Will Hug You Hard Enough Card
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Description: Someday. Not today. Perfect for people who are tired of others vagueposting about all their emotional heartache.

Tags: motivational words, inspirational, broken heart, emo, sarcasm

One Day Someone Will Hug You Hard Enough Card

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But Her Emails Card

Description: A new take on the don't tread on me shirt.

Tags: clinton 2016, trump sucks, hillarys email, gadsen snake, anti trump gifts

But Her Emails Card

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