Muzehack

Description: It's my answer when someone asks you "What do you do?".

Description: It's the most important thing you can do for yours and everyone else's health.

Description: I guess it depends on how many personalities you have?

Description: Let everyone know you support Bernie Sanders for President, but also, you aren't crazy.

Description: The ultimate misanthropic introvert slogan. Let all humanity know how little respect you have for them.

Description: It's hard to make a living creating art, so please support those who are making an effort.

Description: Memory is highly overrated.

Description: Maybe they need to be more specific about what they mean by "difficult"?

Description: Well at least this bitch don't care.

Description: It's literally true. There is a turd in the word Saturday. Hey. I rhymed.

Description: I mean what else could explain all these bugs?

Description: If you are a Christian, you should know your Bible verses.

Description: Anyone else aspire to be an asstronaut?

Description: I feel this way after a lot of social activity. Just need some alone time to recharge.

Description: Whenever the wifi is down Amazon Echo\Alexa responds with this comment. I thought it would make a funny t-shirt.

Description: It's well knows that the best way to get your cat to come to you is to not use their actual name.

Description: I am pretty sure that when you call their name they just think "What now Karen?".

Description: Reading is the best way to learn new things, but you have to read new books to learn new things. Just reading your holy book over and over doesn't help.

Description: Sometimes you just can't stand to hear any more words come out of someone's mouth, but you don't want to be rude either.

Description: Sometimes you just want to tell people to get the fuck over yourself. Here's a more polite way to say it.

Description: Everyone loves a ginger, but only a few can handle them at full power.

Description: Everyone is an unbeliever to all the gods except the one they choose to believe in, so just drop one more and embrace atheism!

Description: Distressed vintage look cutouts of the area codes 817 and 682 for Fort Worth Texas in gay pride colors.

Description: Distressed vintage look cutouts of the area codes 817 and 682 for Fort Worth Texas.

Description: Cool gay pride themed design for anyone from the Houston area!

Description: Satan really hates it when you keep putting him off without rescheduling. How rude.

Description: Sometimes they're the only option.

Description: Wall-E was a great movie.

Description: Why else would it spontaneously combust?

Description: Sometimes it's best to be subtle in polite company.

Description: Sometimes it's hard to swallow.

Description: It's such a blessing that so many people are intelligent enough to not take my words literally...

Description: Just like beeeeeeeeees.

Description: Sometimes it seems like you are either recycling old lovers or digging through someone else's cast offs.

Description: Fake news central. Allowing politicians to run ads with false information is just the latest way Facebook has damaged Democracy worldwide.

Description: Dogs have it made. I wish this was all I had to do.