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Grandma Twitter Phone Case
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Description: I mean how else do you read all those tweets?

Tags: facebook, funny quote, grandma funny, hipster, instagram

Grandma Twitter Phone Case

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What Doesn't Kill Me Phone Case

Description: It's true, there is no try there is only do or run like hell.

Tags: strong man, bad tempered, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, what doesnt kill you gives you xp, what doesnt kill you disappoints me

What Doesn't Kill Me Phone Case

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Weirdo Your Mother Warned You About Phone Case
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Description: Tell the world that you are weird and not ashamed of it!

Tags: geeky, strange, weird, weirdos, weirdos rule

Weirdo Your Mother Warned You About Phone Case

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I Have A Big Heart Phone Case
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Description: I take my compliments where I can get them.

Tags: silly, funnytee, sarcasm, big heart, enlarged aorta

I Have A Big Heart Phone Case

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Heart of EDM Phone Case

Description: Show what a fan you are of Electronic Dance Music with this design. The major genres are listed chronologically starting with Disco in clockwise order.

Tags: electro, clubbing, disco, dubstep, rave

Heart of EDM Phone Case

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I'm Not Gay But $19.95 Is $19.95 Phone Case
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Description: Let everyone know what a frugal shopper you are!

Tags: lesbian, lgbt, gay pride, queer, bisexual

I'm Not Gay But $19.95 Is $19.95 Phone Case

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I Got Nun And I Liked It Phone Case
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Description: Just don't make it a habit!

Tags: catholic, nun with gun, nunnery, nuns, sexy nun

I Got Nun And I Liked It Phone Case

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Zombie Starvation Phone Case
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Description: Perfect shirt for the zombie apocalypse fan in your life! Halloween is right around the corner.

Tags: day of the dead, halloween, horror, humor, i love zombies

Zombie Starvation Phone Case

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Non Offensive Halloween Costume Phone Case
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Description: Trust me, I can think of some really offensive costumes, it's better this way.

Tags: halloweenshirt, halloweentee, politically correct, cultural appropriation, halloween gifts

Non Offensive Halloween Costume Phone Case

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Sriracha Phone Case

Description: A different take on the tasty Sriracha Sauce design. Sriracha is a generic term for the sauce and there's lots of different versions. Also, shows phonetically how to pronounce the name correctly.

Tags: chili, sriracha, spicy, chili sauce, text

Sriracha Phone Case

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My Dog Gets Me Phone Case
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Description: Seriously? I thought that humans were supposed to be the smart ones?

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, introverted, introvert, i love dog

My Dog Gets Me Phone Case

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I Sold My Soul For Cookies!! Phone Case
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Description: Who wouldn't? I mean seriously, if the choice was to have cookies or a soul and you could only choose one? Perfect t-shirt for the cookie lover!

Tags: cookiemonster, atheist, cookie monster, atheism, cookie

I Sold My Soul For Cookies!! Phone Case

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Netflix and Chill Phone Case

Description: Perfect shirt for those of us who are slowing down with age. Lol.

Tags: 30th birthday gift, 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, aged to perfection, getting old

Netflix and Chill Phone Case

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Well That's Enough Adulting For Today Phone Case
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Description: Just an retro vintage looking old time photo of people having a good time.

Tags: alcohol, drink, drinking, drunk, fun
#OldAF Phone Case
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Description: Be proud of your age! You've earned it!

Tags: 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, age, getting old, hashtag old

#OldAF Phone Case

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BITCH OWN IT! Phone Case
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Description: If they are going to call you that name anyway, then own it and give it your own definition.

Tags: feminists, equal rights, womens rights, women, bitches

BITCH OWN IT! Phone Case

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Slash Sarcasm Phone Case
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Description: Just use this closing tag behind everything you say on the Internet and people will know you are being sarcastic and not get their panties in a bunch.

Tags: sarcastic, joke, slash sarcasm, sarcasm quotes, i love sarcasm

Slash Sarcasm Phone Case

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READ THE DAMN MANUAL Phone Case

Description: If you hate answering questions for people that are in the damn manual, you need this t-shirt.

Tags: manual, instructions, coworkers, manuals, read

READ THE DAMN MANUAL Phone Case

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Time For The Nursing Home Phone Case

Description: Most kids these days wouldn't even know how to use a rotary phone.

Tags: 50th birthday, birthday, humor, oldschool, old timer

Time For The Nursing Home Phone Case

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But Did You Google It? Phone Case
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Description: Just Google it. We have Google now, no one has an excuse for being ignorant.

Tags: internet, google, googlenow, funny, dumb people

But Did You Google It? Phone Case

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I Got Nothing Phone Case
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Description: It's true. I got nothing.

Tags: geeky humor, geek, geeks, shrugs, shrug

I Got Nothing Phone Case

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Calamity Jane Austen Phone Case

Description: You can be both, and at just the right times.

Tags: calamity jane, deadwood, empowerment, feminist, gamergirl

Calamity Jane Austen Phone Case

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CALAMITY JANE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL Phone Case

Description: If you love the foul mouthed character Calamity Jane on Deadwood, you need this f*cking shirt.

Tags: bullock, cussing, deadwood, history, old west

CALAMITY JANE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL Phone Case

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Neon Skull and Crossbones Phone Case

Description: Just an artistic take of the good old Jolly Roger.

Tags: skulls, pirate, skull, crossbones, halloween

Neon Skull and Crossbones Phone Case

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My Cat Gets Me Phone Case
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Description: Seriously? And humans are supposed to be the intelligent ones?

Tags: pet lovers, pet lover, i love my cat, kitty, crazy cat lady

My Cat Gets Me Phone Case

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I Just Want To Watch Phone Case
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Description: Some people are doers and some people are happy just to watch.

Tags: anti social, humor, introversion, introverted, introverts

I Just Want To Watch Phone Case

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I'm Only Disagreeable Because You Keep Disagreeing With Me. Phone Case

Description: Yeah, so seriously, just stop disagreeing with me we'll get along fine.

Tags: disagree with me, disagree, ironic, disagreement, text
Cybersexuals Turn Me On Phone Case
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Description: Perfect shirt for people who like people, but also like their space.

Tags: anti social, cyberpunk, cybersexual, introvert, introverted

Cybersexuals Turn Me On Phone Case

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Pumpkin Spice Girl Phone Case

Description: I know I am getting old, but I don't remember a Spice Girl named Pumpkin?

Tags: spice girls, starbucks, pumpkin pie, pumpkin coffee, coffee

Pumpkin Spice Girl Phone Case

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One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Pleasure Phone Case
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Description: Show your LGBTQ Pride with this naughty but true shirt.

Tags: gay, lgbt, bisexual
Purple Impressionist Skull Dia De Los Muertos Phone Case

Description: Just a cool purple zombie skull design I made.

Tags: purple, sugar skull, jolly roger, pirates, halloween gifts
Too Nerdy To Pass The Turing Test Phone Case
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Description: It's true sometimes we lack the people skills to convince people that we are human, but at least we know who Alan Turing was.

Tags: humor, nerdystuff, nerdy gifts, artificial intelligence, geeky

Too Nerdy To Pass The Turing Test Phone Case

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Sargasm Phone Case
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Description: You know what I mean? Such a sublime feeling of self pleasure.

Tags: irony, sarcasm, sarcasm lover, sarcasm sayings, sarcastic comment

Sargasm Phone Case

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Stars Phone Case
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Description: Abstract star design inspired by living in the USA.

Tags: impressionism, star, artistic design, impressionist, red white and blue

Stars Phone Case

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NMP Not My Problem Phone Case

Description: Sometimes things are just so messed up that if you take responsibility for fixing every problem, you will lose your mind. This is the mantra that will keep you sane.

Tags: responsibility, humor, dont care, sarcastic, nmplol

NMP Not My Problem Phone Case

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Crazy Is Just A Word Phone Case
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Description: Am I right? If everyone was a little crazy the world would be a much more interesting place to live!

Tags: authentic, authenticity, crazy aunt, everyone warned you about, humor

Crazy Is Just A Word Phone Case

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