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Trump is a convicted felon Phone Case
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Description: So, looks like election 2024 we get to see if America will elect a convicted felon who can't even vote for himself in Florida due to 34 felony convictions for business fraud.

Tags: 2024, america, anti trump, anyone but trump, democrat
Marriage why die alone when you can take someone with you? Phone Case
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Description: Spread the joy!

Tags: boyfriend, couple, cynical, cynicism, dark humor
I.F.H.P. I F*cking hate people. Phone Case

Description: Perfect design for people who are just over dealing with people and their insanity. People can be so annoying and stupid and sometimes you just cannot deal with them.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, humor, introvert, introverted
Get Off Your High Horse Phone Case
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Description: Guaranteed to offend people on multiple levels.

Tags: country, cowboy, funny, funny horse, horse humor

Get Off Your High Horse Phone Case

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It's called sarcasm, sweetie. Phone Case

Description: Show Off Your Sassy Side with Our "It's Called Sarcasm, Sweetie" Design Add a touch of witty humor to your everyday accessories with our bold and sarcastic "It's called sarcasm, sweetie" design. Whether you choose to rock it on a graphic tee, a coffee mug, a button, or any other product, this stylish and eye-catching design is sure to turn heads and spark some laughter. Perfect for those with a sharp sense of humor and a love for sarcastic quips, our "It's called sarcasm, sweetie" design is a must-have addition to your collection. It showcases your playful and sassy personality in a fun and memorable way.

Tags: bitchy, funny, lgbtq, sarcasm, sarcasm lover
Benign Dementia over Malignant Narcissism Phone Case

Description: Am I voting for the lesser of two evils? No. There's no competition in that department.

Tags: 2024, biden, democrat, joe biden, politics
Taylor Ocasio Thunberg For President Phone Case
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Description: This shirt is guaranteed to make grown men cry.

Tags: alpha male gift, aoc alexandria ocasio cortez, climate change, democrat, election
Any Brown Woman for President Phone Case
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Description: Isn't it about time we have someone different than these old white men?

Tags: african american, black lives matter, democrat, election, politics
I AM NOT AI GENERATED Phone Case
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Description: Sometimes you just have to be clear about things, especially in this world of AI generated content.

Tags: blursed ai, computers, cursed ai, dall e, funny

I AM NOT AI GENERATED Phone Case

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I don't need to be born again because I got it right the first time. Phone Case
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Description: I can't imagine why anyone would need to be born again.

Tags: anti religion, atheism, atheist, born again christian, catholic
I'm like WTF M thru F. Phone Case
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Description: Working with or for people does this to you.

Tags: coworker, customer service, employee, funny, i hate people

I'm like WTF M thru F. Phone Case

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Life gave me melons and dyxlesia. Phone Case
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Description: What the f*ck am I supposed to do with them?

Tags: dyslexia awareness, dyslexic, fruit, funny quote, funny saying
I ditched hanging out with my dog for this? Phone Case
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Description: The older you get the more appealing alone time with your pets is.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, dog, dog lover, funny
I ditched hanging out with my cat for this? Phone Case

Description: Seriously, the older you get the more appeal your pets have.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, cat, cats, gift
I came I saw I haha'd Phone Case

Description: Caesar was a big fan of Goth standup comedy.

Tags: archaeology, college, comedy, funny quote, funny saying

I came I saw I haha'd Phone Case

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I'm Not Anxious Phone Case
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Description: It's a coping skill.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxious, coping skills, dark humor

I'm Not Anxious Phone Case

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Anxiety Is A Party Phone Case

Description: It's like a murder mystery party in your head 24 hours a day.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxious, coping skills, dark humor

Anxiety Is A Party Phone Case

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Certified Licensed Professional Cat Herder Phone Case
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Description: Sometimes it's easier to herd than to manage.

Tags: cat person, consultant, job, kindergarten, leadership
DILF Damn I Look Fabulous Phone Case
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Description: For that Dad with a little extra flair and style.

Tags: bisexual, dad, daddy, daddy gifts, fabulous
GLOBAL WARMING IS A CONSPIRACY Phone Case

Description: Really so much more believable, isn't it?

Tags: climate action, climate change, democrat, earth, earth day
Thank you for coming! Now clean yourself up and leave. Phone Case
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Description: Politeness is everything, but I have other clients.

Tags: bars, bros before hoes, clubbing, clubs, dirty mind
2024 is Trump vs Democracy and Accountability Phone Case

Description: Sometimes you have to vote for the lesser of two evils, because it may be the last choice you are allowed.

Tags: authoritarianism, biden 2024, democracy, democrats, fascism
This meeting could have been an email but by all means keep talking. Phone Case

Description: Captures the perfect balance of bitchy and polite.

Tags: antiwork, hates meetings, introvert, management, meetings
Don't ask me how I am doing. Phone Case
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Description: I really hate when people ask this question off the cuff, like I can answer that question in one sentence.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, existentialism, extroverts, funny
I AM THE VOID Phone Case
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Description: Stop staring at me. It's embarrassing.

Tags: buddhism, buddhist, call of cthulhu, cthulhu, horror

I AM THE VOID Phone Case

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I don't need god to be good. And I find the fact that you do disturbing. Phone Case
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Description: Human values come from humans, not imaginary beings. Tired of religious people trying to say not believing makes you immoral when they use religion to justify their moral failings.

Tags: anti religion, atheism, atheist, christianity, ethics
Indict Trump and lock him up. Phone Case

Description: There are several court cases pending against Donald Trump. Here are some of them: The New York State Attorney General's Office is investigating Trump for possible financial crimes, including tax fraud and insurance fraud. The Manhattan District Attorney's Office is investigating Trump for possible campaign finance violations. The House of Representatives is investigating Trump for possible impeachment. The Justice Department is investigating Trump for possible obstruction of justice. The Georgia Secretary of State's Office is investigating Trump for possible election fraud. These investigations are ongoing and it is unclear whether Trump will be charged with any crimes.

Tags: corrupt president, criminal, impeach 45, impeach trump, indict 45
American Capitalism Privatized Profits and Socialized Losses Phone Case

Description: Anyone else getting sick of the rich always being bailed out and never being taxed?

Tags: antiwork, banks, capitalism, capitalism sucks, corporate welfare
I'm A Professional Internet Researcher Phone Case

Description: My friend Karen says that vaccines cause autism and global warming is caused by the Earth's magnetic field shifting.

Tags: atheist, global warming, rationalist, anti vax, experts
I Like It Hot Red Hot Chili Pepper Phone Case

Description: Some like it hot. Great for people who love spicy food.

Tags: chili hot sauce, hot sauce lover, indian food, curry, latina
I'm only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with. Phone Case

Description: Unleash your inner introvert-extrovert paradox with our "I'm Only an Introvert Until I Meet People Worth Extroverting With" T-shirt! Because, let's be real, socializing with just anyone is overrated. This tee is like a social filter - wear it, and let the world know you've got introvert vibes until you find those rare, mythical creatures worthy of your extroverted energy. Made from a blend of cotton and sarcasm, this shirt is your go-to for those moments when socializing feels like a quest. Picture this: You, confidently sporting this shirt, subtly letting everyone know that your social battery is reserved for the VIPs of your life. It's like having a velvet rope around your personality.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, boring people, funny, humor
Defund Congress Phone Case
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Description: I mean their salaries and benefits just keep going up while the rest of us suffer.

Tags: house, election, senate, vote, congress

Defund Congress Phone Case

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Don't ask me to act my age I don't know how I've never been this old before. Phone Case
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Description: Every new above ground is an opportunity to learn something new!

Tags: 50th birthday, funny quote, 60th birthday, young at heart, milestone birthday
Not my circus not my monkeys I am the ringmaster of the shitshow Phone Case
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Description: Some of us make our living cleaning up other people's messes.

Tags: mom gift idea, business, funny work gift, career, customer service
America needs more Americans and less American'ts Phone Case
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Description: Regardless of your political beliefs or immigration status, there is one thing this country has always needed. People who believe we can do better.

Tags: usa, american, patriotic, united states, democrat
I'm an American not an American't Phone Case
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Description: Regardless of your political affiliation, it seems like too many people have stopped believing in what America can do, we need more.

Tags: american, america, political, bipartisan, immigration

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