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Why I'm An Atheist Shorts
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Description: I am an atheist because I would rather face the ugly truth than take comfort in a beautiful lie.

Tags: reason, secular humanism, godless, anti religion, atheist

Why I'm An Atheist Shorts

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2021: Hold my beer... Shorts
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Description: Let's hope this doesn't happen.

Tags: pestulance, death, war, famine, politics

2021: Hold my beer... Shorts

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I poop you scoop funny cat lover Shorts
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Description: Except my cats usually switch it around and poop 2 minutes after I finish cleaning the litter box.

Tags: kittens, funny cats, kitty, funny, cute cats

I poop you scoop funny cat lover Shorts

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Go Out? Namaste in. Meditating kitty Shorts

Description: Perfect design for the introvert cat lover that wants to practice social distancing.

Tags: introvert, catshirt, cat love, namaste yoga, stay at home

Go Out? Namaste in. Meditating kitty Shorts

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I'm Sorry, I didn't realize you were sarcastically challenged Shorts
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Description: It's important to be aware of other people's disabilities when you score high on the sarcasm spectrum. Science has shown that people who use sarcasm are more intelligent than average and some people just aren't smart enough to understand it.

Tags: humor, sarcastic quote, sarcastic, sarcastic sayings, stupid people
Keep Your Trumpster Bullshit Away From Me Warning Sign Shorts
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Description: This shirt is going to be mandatory for family dinners this holiday season, and probably until the next Presidential election.

Tags: biden harris 2020, conspiracy, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory, democrat
TRUMP LOST FAIR AND SQUARE Shorts

Description: Does it need to be more clear?

Tags: vote by mail 2020, voter fraud, election fraud, trump, trump lies matter

TRUMP LOST FAIR AND SQUARE Shorts

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President Joe Biden You're Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier Quote Shorts
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Description: This has to be my favorite quote from Biden. Gotta love him. Certainly an improvement from Trump.

Tags: biden for president, joe biden for president, sleepy joe, biden 2020, presidential quote
Gay Pride Rainbow Crayons Shorts
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Description: Just a cool image of the gay pride colors on crayons.

Tags: rainbow, lgbt, lgbtq, crayons, crayon

Gay Pride Rainbow Crayons Shorts

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I never thought America stopped being great. Shorts
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Description: But I was worried there for about 4 years. Things are back to normal now.

Tags: patriotic, anti trump, united states, gay, democrat
Citing Zero Evidence Memorial Shorts
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Description: The most used phrase during the Trump Administration can hopefully be retired now.

Tags: biden harris 2020, anti trump, trump lies as america dies, democrats, biden harris

Citing Zero Evidence Memorial Shorts

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Merry Christmas Trump's Fucked Shorts
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Description: Donald Trump losing the election is the best Christmas present ever!!

Tags: donald trump, anti trump, kamala harris, trump sucks, christmas

Merry Christmas Trump's Fucked Shorts

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All Votes Matter Shorts
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Description: It's sad that we have to say that in America in the 21st century, but every vote should be counted.

Tags: pennsylvania, georgia, arizona, nevada, trump for prison

All Votes Matter Shorts

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Fuck Your Feelings Biden Won Fair And Square Shorts
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Description: It's the only way to respond to the inevitable but but buts that will be coming from Trumpsters. Don't bother explaining how voting works to them.

Tags: fuck trump, anti trump, trump lost my vote 2020, never trumper, democrat
STFU2020 Man will you just shut the f_ck up? Shorts

Description: Best moment of the entire Presidential debate.

Tags: 2020 presidential election, anti trump, biden 2020, debate, debate quote
Trump Is A Freeloader Who Doesn't Pay His Fair Share Of Taxes Shorts

Description: It costs money to keep America great. Any "billionaire" who refuses to pay his fair share is a complete loser and freeloader.

Tags: maga, dump trump, trump taxes, political, orange lies matter
Gay Pride Christmas Trees Shorts
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Description: Show your Christmas spirit and gay pride as well.

Tags: colorful, rainbow, merry xmas, merry christmas, santa claus

Gay Pride Christmas Trees Shorts

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Behold the box where my fucks are stored is empty. Shorts
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Description: I'm fresh out and have none to give.

Tags: zero fucks given, no fucks, no fucks to give, zero fucks to give, zero fox given
EVERYTHING'S BETTER DIPPED IN BATTER AND DEEP FRIED Shorts

Description: It's better than therapy. Prove me wrong

Tags: cooking, chef funny, best cook, grandma, cookoff
I'd dip that in batter and deep fry it. Shorts
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Description: Everything's better dipped in batter and deep fried. Prove me wrong.

Tags: deep fryer, chef, cooking is my life, cookout, barbecue season

I'd dip that in batter and deep fry it. Shorts

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I know ignorance is bliss but could you go be blissful elsewhere? Shorts
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Description: Step into the realm of witty self-expression with our "Ignorance is Bliss, but Could You Go Be Blissful Elsewhere?" T-shirt. Perfect for those moments when you just can't with the blissful ignorance around you. Crafted from 100% pure sarcasm and a dash of honesty, this shirt is your stylish way of saying, "I've got no time for ignorance, go spread your bliss elsewhere!" Designed for the connoisseur of eye-rolls and the maestro of subtle sass, this tee lets you make a statement without uttering a word. Whether you're navigating the office, family gatherings, or just life in general, this shirt is your go-to armor against unwarranted ignorance.

Tags: stupid, humor, sarcasm, funny sayings, i see dumb people
January 20th 2021 The End Of An Error Anti-Trump Shorts
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Description: So many people around the world will celebrate that day.

Tags: donald trump, anti trump, trump is racist, dump trump, trump sucks
Religion because thinking for yourself is hard Shorts
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Description: It's so much easier to have someone who lived 3000 years ago tell you what to think.

Tags: question everything, pragmatic, atheism, atheist, rationalist
Happiness Comes From Horses Shorts
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Description: For sure it doesn't come from other people.

Tags: horses, horse rider, cowboy, rodeo, rancher

Happiness Comes From Horses Shorts

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I may not be woke but my news sources don't give me computer viruses either. Shorts
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Description: As the techie in my family I see a definite correlation between sharing conspiracy theories and having malware on your computer.

Tags: alt right, blm, breitbart, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory
You can't fix stupid but you can vote it out red. Shorts
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Description: Vote smart this year, or just vote.

Tags: vote red, 2020 presidential election, 2020 election, election, republican
I said what I said. Shorts

Description: And that's all I have to say.

Tags: lgbt, nene, meme, quotes, housewife

I said what I said. Shorts

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AntiFa Gay Bear Pride Vintage Distressed Shorts
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Description: Antifa design in muted gay bear pride colors. Antifa means anti-fascist and is a generic term for any group that is against fascism, you know, like the troops that landed at Normandy on D-Day in WWII.

Tags: lgbt, gay pride, bear, antifascist, antifa

AntiFa Gay Bear Pride Vintage Distressed Shorts

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AntiFa Gay Pride Vintage Distressed Shorts
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Description: Antifa design in muted gay pride colors. Antifa means anti-facist and is a generic term for any group that is against facism, you know, like the troops that landed at Normandy on D-Day in WWII.

Tags: lgbt, lgbtq, gay, anti trump, trump sucks

AntiFa Gay Pride Vintage Distressed Shorts

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AntiFa Vintage Distressed White Shorts
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Description: Just a retro vintage looking ANTIFA design because the American troops that died on D-Day at Normandy were in fact anti-facist.

Tags: anti fascist, antifascism, democrat, anti gop, anti trump

AntiFa Vintage Distressed White Shorts

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AntiFa Patriot Shorts
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Description: Remember that the troops who landed at Normandy in WWII were in fact anti-facist.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, anti trump, antifascism, trump

AntiFa Patriot Shorts

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Techie Bear Claw LGBTQ Pride Green Shorts
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Description: Great design for bears who work in technology or are just geeky about technology.

Tags: nerds, geeksaresexy, gay bear, bears, gay

Techie Bear Claw LGBTQ Pride Green Shorts

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Merry er I mean Happy Holidays Shorts

Description: Guaranteed to offend Fox News viewers this holiday season.

Tags: happy holidays, xmas, merry xmas, holidays, trump

Merry er I mean Happy Holidays Shorts

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Want a better world? Don't pray for a miracle, pay for science. Shorts
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Description: We need to fund more scientific research, not less.

Tags: lab, chemistry, scientist, anti religion, science
Getting Tired Of Living Through A Major Historical Event Shorts
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Description: Stop the apocalypse I want to get off.

Tags: history buff, history student, vintage, virus, lockdown
Wake me up when 2020 is over. Shorts
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Description: I just want to sleep through the rest of the year.

Tags: protests 2020, blm black lives matter, democrat, 2020 sucks, social distancing

Wake me up when 2020 is over. Shorts

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