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New More Accurate Gadsden Flag Shorts
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Description: If you look at the right it seems like the are so busy devouring themselves these days. Their leadership keeps them in a constant tizzy about some fake boogeyman at all times.

Tags: nra is a terrorist organization, altright, political satire, dont tread on me parody, gadsden

New More Accurate Gadsden Flag Shorts

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Sarcasm Kills or am I just being sarcastic? Shorts
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Description: You'll never know until it's too late.

Tags: killer sarcasm, funny quote, joker, humor, sarcastic
We're all a little batty around here Halloween Bat Lover Shorts
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Description: Great design for people who love bats or are just batty.

Tags: bat, holiday, batty, scary, horror
When you virtue signal into the void and the void @s back. Shorts
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Description: @ing - calling someone out or causing trouble, via media.

Tags: social media, ing, twitter, virtue signalling, virtue signal
Trump Didn't Drain The Swamp. Shorts
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Description: Flush the turd November third.

Tags: democrat, donald trump, stop trump, drain the swamp, resist

Trump Didn't Drain The Swamp. Shorts

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If you can read this you're too close. Shorts
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Description: Move away now.

Tags: social distancing, antisocial, introvert, recluse, introverts

If you can read this you're too close. Shorts

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I'm one of the radical left Trump goes on about. Shorts
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Description: Basically anyone who doesn't kiss Trump's ass falls under the radical left label.

Tags: anti trump, resist, black lives matter, protest, radical left
Manslaughter with an extra space is mans laughter. Shorts
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Description: I'm not a psycho. Stop looking at me like that.

Tags: black humor, dark humour, grammar nazi, grammar police, halloween
I SURVIVED 2020 Shorts
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Description: Just in case anyone actually does make it to 2021.

Tags: apocalypse, election 2020, apocalypse 2020, end of the world, trump 2020

I SURVIVED 2020 Shorts

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I Can Breathe Police Should Be Held Accountable Shorts

Description: This brutality needs to stop and anyone guilty needs to be held accountable for their actions regardless of their race or profession.

Tags: african american, black power, civil rights, protest, i cant breathe
An Empty Wine Glass Is A Sad Wine Glass Shorts
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Description: And technically if the glass never gets empty, it's still just one glass of wine.

Tags: wine lover, wine, alcohol, home is where the wine is, wine fans

An Empty Wine Glass Is A Sad Wine Glass Shorts

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Gay Pride Columbus Ohio Area Code 614 Shorts

Description: The Columbus Ohio Area Code in distressed rainbow colors.

Tags: columbus, 614 ohio, 614, ohio pride, gay pride

Gay Pride Columbus Ohio Area Code 614 Shorts

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Dirty Nerd Gay Pride Rainbow Shorts
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Description: Just because you like reading about Science or playing video games doesn't mean you don't know how to get messy when you want to.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, geeks, sexy, gay

Dirty Nerd Gay Pride Rainbow Shorts

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Dirty Nerd Shorts
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Description: Just because you like video games and science doesn't mean you can't get down and dirty when you want to.

Tags: nerds, sexy, geeks, filthy mouth, gaming

Dirty Nerd Shorts

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Meditation is like ctl-alt-delete for your brain. Shorts
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Description: Sometimes you have too many tabs open and too many programs and you just need to ctl-alt-delete and restart.

Tags: spiritual, buddhist, geeky humor, humor, zen
This person supports those people generic social justice Shorts
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Description: This person supports all those people that people keep referring to as "those people".

Tags: sjw, black power, gay pride, african american, lgbt
Weekend Worrier Shorts
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Description: Just having fun with the weekend warrior theme.

Tags: ocd awareness, shy, sarcastic, introverts, depression

Weekend Worrier Shorts

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Don't Be A Dick, Be Like Saint Nick Shorts
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Description: A lot of people need to learn this.

Tags: adult humour, christmas gifts, funny quote, holiday, holidays

Don't Be A Dick, Be Like Saint Nick Shorts

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Boookakeeee Funny Ghost Bukakke Shorts
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Description: Ghosts like watching it too.

Tags: bukkake, bukake, xxx, scary, humor

Boookakeeee Funny Ghost Bukakke Shorts

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Legalize Marijuana Weed Pot Shorts
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Description: Why waste billions fighting something that people want that has not been proven to be destructive.

Tags: 420 weed, herbal, legalize, legalize weed, marijuana leaves

Legalize Marijuana Weed Pot Shorts

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I'm So Happy It Should Be Illegal Smiley Face Shorts
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Description: Sometimes it feels like your life is going so well that you must be doing something illegal. Enjoy your happiness and ignore your doubts!

Tags: happiness, inspirational, happy face, sarcasm, emoji
Karening Intensifies Meme Shorts
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Description: A lot of that happening across the United States right now.

Tags: karen hair, speak with the manager, halloween, horror, humor

Karening Intensifies Meme Shorts

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*Cough* Social Distancing Reminder Shorts

Description: Subtle reminder for people to keep their distance.

Tags: coronavirus, quarantine, covid 19, quarantined, epidemic

*Cough* Social Distancing Reminder Shorts

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Laughing Emoji Shorts
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Description: It's the laughing emoji.

Tags: laughing, emoji art, joy emoji, best emoji, emojis

Laughing Emoji Shorts

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Weiner Lover Hot Dog Lover Sexual Innuendo Shorts
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Description: Summer cookouts are coming and this is a great way to share your love of weiners with your friends and family.

Tags: memorial day, bbq, summer cookout, grill, 4th of july
If God didn't want me to be an atheist, he shouldn't have made me so rational. Shorts
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Description: Everyone should find something to chuckle about with this design. Am I making fun of atheists by secretly admitting they believe in god or am I making fun of believers because they are so irrational?

Tags: free thought, secular, anti theist, hitchens, secularist
Prone To Violent Mood Swings Shorts
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Description: A lot of actors have this problem.

Tags: theater masks, actor, humor, film, student

Prone To Violent Mood Swings Shorts

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You're Bacon Me Crazy Shorts
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Description: Mmmmmm crispy salty savory bacon!

Tags: pig, funny bacon, bacon lovers, bacon strips, bacon

You're Bacon Me Crazy Shorts

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2020 Give Congress And The White House The D Shorts

Description: If you think the Republicans have made a mess of America, this is the only solution.

Tags: trump, social justice, liberals, president, feminist
FUCK THE ECONOMY. My health is more important to me than your business!! Shorts
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Description: I am sick of people putting their business ahead of my health. It will not be business as usual until we have extensive testing and mandatory isolation, or a vaccine!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anti gop, anti trump, anti wall street
Flame Mandala Shorts
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Description: Just cool mandala design made of flames,

Tags: fire, meditation, mandala design, zen, geometric

Flame Mandala Shorts

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Artistic Impressionist Tulips Shorts
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Description: Just some cool artistic looking tulips.

Tags: floral motif, abstract, floral pattern, flowers, floral

Artistic Impressionist Tulips Shorts

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The Stock Market Is A Ponzi Scheme Shorts
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Description: Prices keep going up as long as you can find another sucker to buy your lies.

Tags: occupy wall street, eat the rich, money, socialism, economics

The Stock Market Is A Ponzi Scheme Shorts

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End Corporate Socialism Shorts
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Description: The free market is no longer free when assets are not allowed to decline because the Fed is buying them all in order to preserve the wealth of the elite.

Tags: socialism, communism, corporate socialism, worker, capitalism kills

End Corporate Socialism Shorts

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Frontline Worker's Lives Matter Shorts

Description: People who have no choice but to have close contact and risk infection with Covid-19 in order to do their jobs need paid sick time and proper PPE to protect themselves and the public.

Tags: workers, democratic socialist, anti republican, bernie sanders, covid 19

Frontline Worker's Lives Matter Shorts

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Apparently You Don't Realize Just How Fucking Fabulous I Am Shorts
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Description: I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Tags: amazing, attitude, awesome, funny quote, funnytee

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