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Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Vote For Biden Tapestry
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Description: I didn't vote for Clinton either, but I would vote for either over Trump again.

Tags: impeach 45, impeach trump, democrat, biden, election
Manslaughter mans laughter. Space matters. Tapestry

Description: Grammar and punctuation are very important. So is space exploration.

Tags: dark humour, english, english teacher, grammar, grammar police
Trump's GOP The Grift that keeps on grifting. Tapestry

Description: I guess when the threat to Democracy will end when they get the last dime out of their supporters.

Tags: anti republican, anti trump, anti trump gifts, anti trumpism, anti trumps
Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Awkward. Tapestry
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Description: Nothing to fear. Not being rude. Just not socially relaxed.

Tags: awkward is my specialty, weird, self deprecating humour, awkward, weirdo
Relax. It's just a virtue signal. Tapestry
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Description: It's not like virtue signals actually make a difference to the world. I mean why do people overreact to them like they are public policy or something.

Tags: politics, virtue, virtues, signals, culture
Walk a mile in their shoes, but disinfect them first Tapestry

Description: Good hygiene is every bit as important as empathy.

Tags: ocd awareness, obsessive compulsive disorder, nihilism, ocd, funny saying
If the second amendment is meant to protect us from tyranny then I want my own nukes. Tapestry

Description: The government has nukes, therefor I need nukes also to protect me from tyranny.

Tags: 2nd amendment, anti gun, gun control, gun rights, guns
People are like onions, best when sauteed in garlic. Tapestry
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Description: Add some garlic and crushed red pepper for a little extra kick.

Tags: cannibal, hannibal, hannibal lecter, introverted, anti social
If I Keep Moving, They Can't Bury Me. Tapestry

Description: Keeping active keeps you young!

Tags: senior citizen, old people, exercise, senior citizen gift, workout
What the fork? Get your shirt together. This is a kerfuffle. Tapestry
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Description: It makes sense if you are drunk.

Tags: silly sayings, funny saying, funny quote, funny sayings, kerfuffle
Am I being facetious or sarcastic? Tapestry
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Description: It's such a fine blurry line anymore.

Tags: witticism, cynical, amusing, jest, jerk
Weathered Vintage Social Media React Emojis Tapestry
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Description: I felt like I needed to make this, so people can react to what you say in person. I left out "care" emoji because no one really cares what you are saying. Lol.

Tags: emoji, face, facebook, facebook like, happy
Let's Go Brandon 2024 ANYONE BUT TRUMP. Tapestry

Description: If the GOP insists on nominating Trump in 2024, then I have no choice but to vote against him again.

Tags: anti trump, dump trump, stop trump, lock him up, trump sucks
Sarchasm Definition Tapestry
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Description: It's a wide gap that usually can't be bridged.

Tags: sarcastic saying, sarcastic gift, definition, funny quote, sarcasm funny

Sarchasm Definition Tapestry

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TGIF Thank God I'm Flawless Tapestry
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Description: It's a fact.

Tags: funny humor, atheist humor, tgif, joke, flawless
Green Techie Circuit Board Gear Tapestry
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Description: Just a cool circuit board design in the shape of a lime green machine gear.

Tags: developer, technology, video game, programmer, it
Meditation Because If You Can't Think Something Nice, Don't Think Anything At All Tapestry
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Description: Nothing like resetting your mood with a good brain reboot.

Tags: zen, anxiety, spirituality, depression, yoga
Jesus Turned Water Into Wine, Not Kool-Aide Tapestry

Description: So many Christians believe so much that is not remotely Christian these days.

Tags: anti republican, anti trump, anti vaccine, anti vax, catholic
I'm Not Retired I'm Just A Lazy Capitalist Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes you just decide that giving 100% to the economy is not in your best interests. There's more to life than maximizing your income potential.

Tags: retirement, work sucks, capitalism sucks, capitalist, socialism
Lazy Capitalist Anti Capitalist Tapestry

Description: Sometimes you are not actually a socialist as much as just a lazy capitalist. You know, not producing to 100% of your economic potential because money is not the most important thing to you.

Tags: america, anti capitalism, anti government, capitalism kills, communism
Control the population of irresponsible pet owners. Tapestry
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Description: Ultimately unwanted pets is a human problem isn't it?

Tags: animal lovers, breeders, cat lovers, democrats, dog lovers
SAVE THE PLANET DON'T BREED Tapestry

Description: It's a simple and cost effective way for us to all do our part to insure future generations don't exist.

Tags: environmental protection, earth, lgbtq, pride, gay
Bernie Sanders Inaugural Represent Tapestry

Description: Bernie is the original gangsta.

Tags: democratic socialism, democrats, political, democratic party, biden
Can't fix stupid? Try duct tape and expanding foam. Tapestry
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Description: Duct tape and expanding foam can fix anything, including our broken political system. Just kidding, nothing can fix that.

Tags: dad jokes, idiots, dumb people, introvert, humor
LOCK MAGA UP HILLARY WAS RIGHT Tapestry
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Description: Everything happening since the capitol riot just vindicates everything we have said about Trump and his supporters.

Tags: anti trump, republican, make america great again, capitol hill riots, democrat
2sexy 2b str8 Tapestry
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Description: It's true gay people tend to be a lot more attractive than heteros.

Tags: str8, attractive women, attractive male, bromance, lgbtq

2sexy 2b str8 Tapestry

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I'm not fat. I'm a hippopotamus Tapestry
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Description: This is a normal size for hippopotamuses. Just being silly.

Tags: animal, hippo lover, hippo lover gift, hippos, awesome gift
Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy Fucking New Year Tapestry

Description: I think this captures my Xmas spirit just fine.

Tags: adult humour, bad santa, christmas humor, christmas sucks, christmas sweater
Social distancing is paradise to introverts. Tapestry

Description: I've never gotten so much done in my life.

Tags: anti social, introverted, people suck, misanthrope, coronavirus
Why I'm An Atheist Tapestry
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Description: I am an atheist because I would rather face the ugly truth than take comfort in a beautiful lie.

Tags: reason, secular humanism, godless, anti religion, atheist

Why I'm An Atheist Tapestry

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2021: Hold my beer... Tapestry
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Description: Let's hope this doesn't happen.

Tags: pestulance, death, war, famine, politics

2021: Hold my beer... Tapestry

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I poop you scoop funny cat lover Tapestry

Description: Except my cats usually switch it around and poop 2 minutes after I finish cleaning the litter box.

Tags: kittens, funny cats, kitty, funny, cute cats
Go Out? Namaste in. Meditating kitty Tapestry

Description: Perfect design for the introvert cat lover that wants to practice social distancing.

Tags: introvert, catshirt, cat love, namaste yoga, stay at home
I'm Sorry, I didn't realize you were sarcastically challenged Tapestry
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Description: It's important to be aware of other people's disabilities when you score high on the sarcasm spectrum. Science has shown that people who use sarcasm are more intelligent than average and some people just aren't smart enough to understand it.

Tags: humor, sarcastic quote, sarcastic, sarcastic sayings, stupid people
Keep Your Trumpster Bullshit Away From Me Warning Sign Tapestry
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Description: This shirt is going to be mandatory for family dinners this holiday season, and probably until the next Presidential election.

Tags: biden harris 2020, conspiracy, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory, democrat
TRUMP LOST FAIR AND SQUARE Tapestry

Description: Does it need to be more clear?

Tags: vote by mail 2020, voter fraud, election fraud, trump, trump lies matter

TRUMP LOST FAIR AND SQUARE Tapestry

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