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President Joe Biden You're Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier Quote Tapestry

Description: This has to be my favorite quote from Biden. Gotta love him. Certainly an improvement from Trump.

Tags: biden for president, joe biden for president, sleepy joe, biden 2020, presidential quote
Gay Pride Rainbow Crayons Tapestry

Description: Just a cool image of the gay pride colors on crayons.

Tags: rainbow, lgbt, lgbtq, crayons, crayon

Gay Pride Rainbow Crayons Tapestry

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I never thought America stopped being great. Tapestry
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Description: But I was worried there for about 4 years. Things are back to normal now.

Tags: patriotic, anti trump, united states, gay, democrat
Citing Zero Evidence Memorial Tapestry
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Description: The most used phrase during the Trump Administration can hopefully be retired now.

Tags: biden harris 2020, anti trump, trump lies as america dies, democrats, biden harris
Merry Christmas Trump's Fucked Tapestry
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Description: Donald Trump losing the election is the best Christmas present ever!!

Tags: donald trump, anti trump, kamala harris, trump sucks, christmas
All Votes Matter Tapestry
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Description: It's sad that we have to say that in America in the 21st century, but every vote should be counted.

Tags: pennsylvania, georgia, arizona, nevada, trump for prison

All Votes Matter Tapestry

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STFU2020 Man will you just shut the f_ck up? Tapestry

Description: Best moment of the entire Presidential debate.

Tags: 2020 presidential election, anti trump, biden 2020, debate, debate quote
Trump Is A Freeloader Who Doesn't Pay His Fair Share Of Taxes Tapestry

Description: It costs money to keep America great. Any "billionaire" who refuses to pay his fair share is a complete loser and freeloader.

Tags: maga, dump trump, trump taxes, political, orange lies matter
Gay Pride Christmas Trees Tapestry
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Description: Show your Christmas spirit and gay pride as well.

Tags: colorful, rainbow, merry xmas, merry christmas, santa claus

Gay Pride Christmas Trees Tapestry

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Behold the box where my fucks are stored is empty. Tapestry
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Description: I'm fresh out and have none to give.

Tags: zero fucks given, no fucks, no fucks to give, zero fucks to give, zero fox given
EVERYTHING'S BETTER DIPPED IN BATTER AND DEEP FRIED Tapestry

Description: It's better than therapy. Prove me wrong

Tags: cooking, chef funny, best cook, grandma, cookoff
I'd dip that in batter and deep fry it. Tapestry
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Description: Everything's better dipped in batter and deep fried. Prove me wrong.

Tags: deep fryer, chef, cooking is my life, cookout, barbecue season
I know ignorance is bliss but could you go be blissful elsewhere? Tapestry
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Description: Step into the realm of witty self-expression with our "Ignorance is Bliss, but Could You Go Be Blissful Elsewhere?" T-shirt. Perfect for those moments when you just can't with the blissful ignorance around you. Crafted from 100% pure sarcasm and a dash of honesty, this shirt is your stylish way of saying, "I've got no time for ignorance, go spread your bliss elsewhere!" Designed for the connoisseur of eye-rolls and the maestro of subtle sass, this tee lets you make a statement without uttering a word. Whether you're navigating the office, family gatherings, or just life in general, this shirt is your go-to armor against unwarranted ignorance.

Tags: stupid, humor, sarcasm, funny sayings, i see dumb people
January 20th 2021 The End Of An Error Anti-Trump Tapestry

Description: So many people around the world will celebrate that day.

Tags: donald trump, anti trump, trump is racist, dump trump, trump sucks
Religion because thinking for yourself is hard Tapestry
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Description: It's so much easier to have someone who lived 3000 years ago tell you what to think.

Tags: question everything, pragmatic, atheism, atheist, rationalist
Happiness Comes From Horses Tapestry
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Description: For sure it doesn't come from other people.

Tags: horses, horse rider, cowboy, rodeo, rancher
I may not be woke but my news sources don't give me computer viruses either. Tapestry
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Description: As the techie in my family I see a definite correlation between sharing conspiracy theories and having malware on your computer.

Tags: alt right, blm, breitbart, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory
You can't fix stupid but you can vote it out red. Tapestry
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Description: Vote smart this year, or just vote.

Tags: vote red, 2020 presidential election, 2020 election, election, republican
I said what I said. Tapestry

Description: And that's all I have to say.

Tags: lgbt, nene, meme, quotes, housewife

I said what I said. Tapestry

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AntiFa Gay Bear Pride Vintage Distressed Tapestry
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Description: Antifa design in muted gay bear pride colors. Antifa means anti-fascist and is a generic term for any group that is against fascism, you know, like the troops that landed at Normandy on D-Day in WWII.

Tags: lgbt, gay pride, bear, antifascist, antifa
AntiFa Gay Pride Vintage Distressed Tapestry
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Description: Antifa design in muted gay pride colors. Antifa means anti-facist and is a generic term for any group that is against facism, you know, like the troops that landed at Normandy on D-Day in WWII.

Tags: lgbt, lgbtq, gay, anti trump, trump sucks
AntiFa Vintage Distressed White Tapestry
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Description: Just a retro vintage looking ANTIFA design because the American troops that died on D-Day at Normandy were in fact anti-facist.

Tags: anti fascist, antifascism, democrat, anti gop, anti trump
AntiFa Patriot Tapestry
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Description: Remember that the troops who landed at Normandy in WWII were in fact anti-facist.

Tags: anti fascist, antifa, anti trump, antifascism, trump

AntiFa Patriot Tapestry

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Techie Bear Claw LGBTQ Pride Green Tapestry
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Description: Great design for bears who work in technology or are just geeky about technology.

Tags: nerds, geeksaresexy, gay bear, bears, gay
Merry er I mean Happy Holidays Tapestry

Description: Guaranteed to offend Fox News viewers this holiday season.

Tags: happy holidays, xmas, merry xmas, holidays, trump
Want a better world? Don't pray for a miracle, pay for science. Tapestry
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Description: We need to fund more scientific research, not less.

Tags: lab, chemistry, scientist, anti religion, science
Getting Tired Of Living Through A Major Historical Event Tapestry
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Description: Stop the apocalypse I want to get off.

Tags: history buff, history student, vintage, virus, lockdown
Wake me up when 2020 is over. Tapestry
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Description: I just want to sleep through the rest of the year.

Tags: protests 2020, blm black lives matter, democrat, 2020 sucks, social distancing
New More Accurate Gadsden Flag Tapestry

Description: If you look at the right it seems like the are so busy devouring themselves these days. Their leadership keeps them in a constant tizzy about some fake boogeyman at all times.

Tags: nra is a terrorist organization, altright, political satire, dont tread on me parody, gadsden
Sarcasm Kills or am I just being sarcastic? Tapestry
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Description: You'll never know until it's too late.

Tags: killer sarcasm, funny quote, joker, humor, sarcastic
We're all a little batty around here Halloween Bat Lover Tapestry
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Description: Great design for people who love bats or are just batty.

Tags: bat, holiday, batty, scary, horror
When you virtue signal into the void and the void @s back. Tapestry
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Description: @ing - calling someone out or causing trouble, via media.

Tags: social media, ing, twitter, virtue signalling, virtue signal
Trump Didn't Drain The Swamp. Tapestry
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Description: Flush the turd November third.

Tags: democrat, donald trump, stop trump, drain the swamp, resist
If you can read this you're too close. Tapestry

Description: Move away now.

Tags: social distancing, antisocial, introvert, recluse, introverts
I'm one of the radical left Trump goes on about. Tapestry

Description: Basically anyone who doesn't kiss Trump's ass falls under the radical left label.

Tags: anti trump, resist, black lives matter, protest, radical left
Manslaughter with an extra space is mans laughter. Tapestry
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Description: I'm not a psycho. Stop looking at me like that.

Tags: black humor, dark humour, grammar nazi, grammar police, halloween

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