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Los Angeles Electric Purple Palms Tapestry
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Description: Just a scene from LA that I added some bling to.

Tags: artist, prismatic, artsy, retro, awesome
Don't Vote Don't Bitch Tapestry
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Description: You have no one to blame but yourself.

Tags: 2020 election, democracy, democrat, donald trump, election

Don't Vote Don't Bitch Tapestry

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Do the thing right Tapestry

Description: Once you find the right thing and do it, then it's very important to do the thing right.

Tags: graphic, horror, retro, sarcastic, sexual innuendo

Do the thing right Tapestry

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Humans are the only animals that think they are the only animals that think. Tapestry
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Description: Humans are the only animals that think they are the only animals that think.

Tags: human, people, dogs, im a cat person, animals pets
Do you do the drugs or do the drugs do you? Tapestry
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Description: Just some nonsense that made me chuckle.

Tags: clubber, clubbing, dj, djs, do the thing
Welcome To The Capitalism Machine Tapestry
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Description: We're all just insignificant cogs so don't put your heart into it.

Tags: capitalism kills, heartless, exploitation, private enterprise, imperialism
No Homo Bro Tapestry

Description: I've always said if I voted by sex scandal I would vote Republican more often.

Tags: closet, closeted, closets are for clothes, equality, gay pride

No Homo Bro Tapestry

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Art is anal Tapestry

Description: Spacing matters.

Tags: humor, anal, artist humor, typography, grammar nazi

Art is anal Tapestry

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Buddha Judge 4 President Tapestry

Description: There's more than one way to make his name easier to pronounce.

Tags: stop trump, pete buttigieg for president, anyone but trump, pete buttigieg 2020, trump fascist

Buddha Judge 4 President Tapestry

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Everything The Smart Phone Replaced Tapestry

Description: Remember how cluttered our lives were before we started spending all our time looking at our smart phones?

Tags: social media addict, cell phone, smart phone, sarcasm funny, introvert
Stop Making Jesus Sad Tapestry

Description: It makes me sad too Jesus.

Tags: masturbating, masturbate, religion, humour, jesus

Stop Making Jesus Sad Tapestry

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Creepy Priest And Clown With Kids Tapestry
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Description: All I can say is these kids are toast. This is the scariest design I could come up with.

Tags: ar15, child predator, chucky, elm street, freddy kreuger
Nothing Runs Like A Terrified Animal Being Shot At By Drunk Rednecks Tapestry
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Description: You'd run too.

Tags: hunting, gift for dad, deer hunter, sarcastic, gift for him
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Probably A Train Tapestry
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Description: Don't be too excited about it.

Tags: black humor, funnytee, kill me, lebowski, life is hell
International Symbol For Just The Tip Tapestry
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Description: Anything can be fodder for dirty minds.

Tags: buttsex, disk jockey, radio station, radio operators, sexual innuendo
I'm The Filthy Mouthed Wife Tapestry

Description: Doesn't everyone love a filthy mouthed wife?

Tags: politics, donald trump, fuck trump, protest, dump trump
Of Course I Value Your Bullshit Opinion Tapestry
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Description: Even a crappy opinion can be fodder for great ideas!

Tags: bull, funny for work, funny quote, funny saying, funnytee
Red and Blue Cats Tapestry
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Description: CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS!

Tags: stylish, artistic, gift idea, abstract cats, kitty

Red and Blue Cats Tapestry

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Black Blocks Tapestry
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Description: Just a cool abstract design I created.

Tags: squares, waiting room, blocks, dining room, modern

Black Blocks Tapestry

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CHONK! Tapestry
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Description: CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK!

Tags: chonky boy, cat, chonky cat, cat lover gifts, chonky

CHONK! Tapestry

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I Heart Chonky Cats! Tapestry
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Description: Don't we all?

Tags: fat kitty, kitten, cat lovers clothing, fat cat, chonky

I Heart Chonky Cats! Tapestry

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Dog Is Love Tapestry

Description: Great shirt for every dog lover!

Tags: pet, puppy, love dogs, pets, pet lover

Dog Is Love Tapestry

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Rainbow Pet Paws Dogs Are The Best People I Know Tapestry
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Description: The more I get to know people the more I like my dog.

Tags: queer, lgbt pride, lgbtq, gay pride, pet lovers
Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Tapestry
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Description: Finally he says a truthful statement.

Tags: donald trump, narcissistic, trump, illegitimate, president
Betsy Ross Flag Gun Control Now Tapestry

Description: I doubt the founding fathers would have supported every citizen having enough fire power to single handedly defeat the British.

Tags: ak47, ar15, gun control reform, background checks, gun control
Does Virginity Grow Back After A While? Tapestry

Description: I mean do you have to renew it annually or something?

Tags: self deprecating, silly, awesome, humor, viginity is for lovers
The GOP Is A Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Tapestry
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Description: It's literally true. The grand old party is a joke and it's all because of Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti republican, anti trump, democrat, donald trump
GOP Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Tapestry

Description: Great shirt for anyone that misses the days when the Republican party wasn't a bunch of sycophants.

Tags: trump sucks, trump 2020, dump trump, republican, fuck trump
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys But I'm The Ringmaster Of This Shit Show Tapestry

Description: Sometimes we have responsibility that we did not choose and have to clean up other people's messes.

Tags: carnival, circus, freak show, life sucks, monkey
If I Were Noah I Would Have Left The Roaches Tapestry
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Description: Just sayin. We don't really need them do we?

Tags: roaches, humour, bugs, cockroaches, religion
How Many More Need To Die Gun Control Now Tapestry
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Description: Aren't we all just getting sick and tired of these shootings? Yet all the gun nuts can do is talk about "their rights". What about our rights to living without fear?

Tags: nra blood money, nra sucks, mass shootings, nra is a terrorist organization, repeal and replace the second amendment
Technicolor Techno Music Lover Tapestry
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Description: Should do interesting effects under club strobe lights.

Tags: chicago, deadmau5, detroit, digweed, dj
House Music Lover Tapestry

Description: Perfect gift for the House Music Lover in your life.

Tags: house music symbol, felix da house cat, disc jockey, dj, edm

House Music Lover Tapestry

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Trump Space Force Emblem Tapestry
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Description: Anything he does is a joke.

Tags: trump sucks, science, maga, fuck trump, shuttle

Trump Space Force Emblem Tapestry

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Devious Skull And Crossbones Tapestry
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Description: If you got it. flaunt it.

Tags: halloween, scary, creepy, horror, skeleton
I Wish The Robots Would Hurry Up And Take My Damn Job! Tapestry
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Description: Sometime having your job automated is a blessing.

Tags: roboticized, robotics technician, robotics, technology, robots

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