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2020 Give The D To The GOP T-Shirt

Description: Even I don't know what this means, but it rhymes.

Tags: america, american, anti republican, anti trump, democrat

2020 Give The D To The GOP T-Shirt

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I'm Voting Against Trump In November T-Shirt
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Description: I don't care who I have to vote for as long as it is AGAINST Trump.

Tags: fuck trump, trump sucks, donald trump, vote blue, democrats
Capitalist Greed Kills Skull and Biohazard T-Shirt

Description: Capitalism may be the most efficient and profitable economic system there is but unrestrained greed makes it deadly.

Tags: anti wall street, anti capitalism, stay home, pandemic, socialism
8bit Heart Gold Token T-Shirt
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Description: Great design for lovers of old school 8bit gaming.

Tags: pixel art, pixel 8bit, 8bit, gold, gamer

8bit Heart Gold Token T-Shirt

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There's More To Life Than Just Maximizing Shareholder Value T-Shirt

Description: Capitalism only values people by what profits they generate for Wall Street. Human life has more value than that.

Tags: stock market crash, anarchist, guyfawkes, socialism, communist
8 Bit Heart Old School Gamer T-Shirt
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Description: Great design for people who still remember and love when gaming graphics were only 8 bits.

Tags: mario bros, game, pixelart, gaming, 8 bit
Nothing Is Ever Donald Trump's Fault T-Shirt
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Description: It would be so nice if you were like Donald Trump and had a scapegoat for every occasion. Trump supporters can find no fault with him and usually blame the media or Obama. Unfortunately the rest of us are just common human beings.

Tags: resist, republican, donald trump, political, politics
I Baby Talk To My Pets T-Shirt
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Description: They is so fuzzy wuzzy and sweeeet widdle pweshus babies!

Tags: pet lovers, dog lover, cat, cat lover gifts, dog

I Baby Talk To My Pets T-Shirt

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Let's Get Fucked Up T-Shirt
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Description: It's what you do when you have had a really tough week and need to let loose.

Tags: alcohol, anthem, beer, booze, clubbing

Let's Get Fucked Up T-Shirt

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Heart Skull MetalAF Halloween T-Shirt
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Description: Cool heart and skull distressed design because you are MetalAF.

Tags: grunge, skull, metal, biker, pirate
I Heart Bukkake. Or is it Karaoke? I always confuse those two. T-Shirt
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Description: Makes like interesting when you are always confusing bukkake with karaoke.

Tags: karaoke, pornhub, xhamster, raunchy, gamer
Karen would like to speak to the manager of the zombie apocalypse. T-Shirt
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Description: Karen is not happy about this apocalypse. Management needs to fix this.

Tags: zombie, zombie apocalypse, stay home stay safe, quarantine, virus
THIS APOCALYPSE IS LAME! I WANT ZOMBIES! T-Shirt

Description: I would like to speak to the manager of this apocalypse. I was told there would be zombies and not just hiding in your house from a disease!

Tags: stay home, epidemic, halloween, quarantined, virus
CTFD Calm the fuck down. T-Shirt
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Description: Breath deeply and chill. This will all be over soon. Smoke some weed or eat some edibles. Meditate, pray, whatever it takes to calm the fuck down.

Tags: relaxing, stop freaking out, edgy, chill, keep calm

CTFD Calm the fuck down. T-Shirt

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Keep Calm And GTFO My Face It's a pandemic yo T-Shirt
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Description: Some people just do not get the social distancing thing. This will help you warn them off.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, disease, epidemic
Creepy Halloween Vitruvian Man Skeleton In Spider Web T-Shirt

Description: My Halloween version of the Vitruvian Man by Leonardo DaVinci.

Tags: classic art, creepy, davinci, da vinci, halloween
Don't want to argue, so I'm just going to let you be wrong this time. T-Shirt
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Description: Ultimately we argue with people to educate them. Sometimes you need to just let people be wrong.

Tags: dating, relationships, family, always right funny, arrogant
Love Yourself More Than The Economy And Stay Home. T-Shirt
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Description: Reopening the economy too soon will not save the economy or lives. #keepthedistance #stayhome

Tags: trump sucks, economy collapse, protest, stay at home, democracy
Not Willing To Die For Capitalism T-Shirt

Description: Forcing people to sacrifice their health and lives for the economy is a false choice and will not save lives or the economy.

Tags: free healthcare, democratic socialism, republicans, unemployment, social distancing
I'd Rather Be Employed Than Fishing T-Shirt
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Description: So many people are out of work now and I am sure none of them are happy about it.

Tags: out of work, no job, unemployed workers, sarcasm, unemployment
Powered By Coffee And Schadenfreude T-Shirt
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Description: If you can't delight in other people's misfortune, then what's the point of living?

Tags: introvert, hate people, antisocial, espresso, caffeine
If you don't have anything nice to say, let's do coffee. T-Shirt
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Description: Everyone loves some gossip over coffee.

Tags: coffee, sarcastic, gay, lgbtq, humor
Death's Sweet Embrace T-Shirt
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Description: Everyone loves a hug right? Even skeletons.

Tags: dia de los muertos, dead, day of the dead, dark humor gifts, skull

Death's Sweet Embrace T-Shirt

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I cheated death at strip poker. T-Shirt

Description: I am not sure what I was expecting to see...

Tags: bones, dead, death metal, dia de los muertos, goth
If capitalism is so great then why does socialism have to bail it out every ten years? T-Shirt

Description: I am seeing a pattern of Nanny Capitalism here.

Tags: repression, revolution, capitalism, exploitation, socialism
Never Forget Trump Lied As People Died T-Shirt
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Description: Trump's response to the epidemic has been narcissistic and callous. We need to get him out of the White House in 2020. Enough is enough!

Tags: dump trump, donald trump, not my president, protest, impeach trump
I Stayed The Fuck At Home T-Shirt
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Description: It's the best thing you can do.

Tags: virus, social distancing, disease, pandemic, stay the fuck home

I Stayed The Fuck At Home T-Shirt

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Trump Lied While People Died Tombstone T-Shirt
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Description: Let's never forget this. Not once has he shown any sympathy to the families of people who have lost loved ones to this pandemic. All he cares about is covering his own ass and getting credit for what little he has done.

Tags: disease, epidemic, donald trump, trump is a racist, anyone but trump
Social Distancing 6 Feet Introvert Warning T-Shirt
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Description: It's not because of the virus. I just don't like people. Wearing this saves a lot of unnecessary talking in grocery stores.

Tags: stay back 6 feet, stand back, ocd, compulsive, introverted
Sick of Trickle Down Economics and Nanny Capitalism T-Shirt

Description: The one thing we never try is helping the little people.

Tags: reaganomics, trickle down economics, no bailouts for the rich, occupy wall street, financial crash
I heard alcohol kills viruses so I am trying to get my blood alcohol to 70%. T-Shirt
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Description: I mean with the state of the world, it couldn't hurt to be drunk anyway.

Tags: drink, alcohol, beer, bar, drunk
Time to party because it's the end of the world. T-Shirt

Description: What better way to go out?

Tags: alcohol lover, alcoholic, beer, booze funny, drunk humor
Cough on the rich T-Shirt

Description: Don't eat the rich. They might be infected. Cough on them instead. Just like 2008 the rich are lining up for government handouts and the average people are going to have to foot the bill.

Tags: social justice, resist, occupy wall street, protest, equal rights

Cough on the rich T-Shirt

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Introverts Practiced Social Distancing Before It was cool. T-Shirt

Description: We're experts at it.

Tags: introvert, nerds, introverts, anti social, anxiety
OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life T-Shirt
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Description: Quarantine sounds like a normal day for me.

Tags: germs, social anxiety, introvert, hand washing, disorder
Live Laugh Love? How About Eat Shit And Die? T-Shirt
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Description: It's far more realistic.

Tags: nihilistic, intorvert, bitch, negative, introverted

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