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Introverts Practiced Social Distancing Before It was cool. T-Shirt

Description: We're experts at it.

Tags: introvert, nerds, introverts, anti social, anxiety
OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life T-Shirt
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Description: Quarantine sounds like a normal day for me.

Tags: germs, social anxiety, introvert, hand washing, disorder

OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life T-Shirt

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Live Laugh Love? How About Eat Shit And Die? T-Shirt
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Description: It's far more realistic.

Tags: nihilistic, intorvert, bitch, negative, introverted
I don't do. I am. T-Shirt
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Description: It's my answer when someone asks you "What do you do?".

Tags: empowerment, love yourself, motivational words, unemployed, out of work

I don't do. I am. T-Shirt

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Wash Your Hands Biohazard Symbol T-Shirt
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Description: It's the most important thing you can do for yours and everyone else's health.

Tags: germs, obsessive compulsive disorder, hazard, germophobic, nurses

Wash Your Hands Biohazard Symbol T-Shirt

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If You Have Multiple Personality Disorder  Is Masturbating Considered An Orgy? T-Shirt
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Description: I guess it depends on how many personalities you have?

Tags: crazy, mental disorder, wackiness, quotes, multiple personality disorder
Bernie Or Anyone But Trump T-Shirt
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Description: Let everyone know you support Bernie Sanders for President, but also, you aren't crazy.

Tags: never trumper, feel the bern, politics, election, bernie sanders for president

Bernie Or Anyone But Trump T-Shirt

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Pathetic Humans With Your Pathetic Little Lives T-Shirt
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Description: The ultimate misanthropic introvert slogan. Let all humanity know how little respect you have for them.

Tags: introverts unite, disdain for humanity, introverts, people suck, misanthropy
Support Your Local Artists T-Shirt
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Description: It's hard to make a living creating art, so please support those who are making an effort.

Tags: artist, fans, supporters, sculptors, designers

Support Your Local Artists T-Shirt

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Think Outside The Box Because Who Knows What's In There Anyway? T-Shirt
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Description: Memory is highly overrated.

Tags: retro, birthday, sarcasm, creativity, memory
Sarcastic Motivational Inspirational Self Improvement Slogan T-Shirt
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Description: Maybe they need to be more specific about what they mean by "difficult"?

Tags: lazy, slacker, tired af, sleepy, sarcastic saying
Bitch Don't Care T-Shirt
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Description: Well at least this bitch don't care.

Tags: attitude, sarcasm, quotes, lgbt, humor

Bitch Don't Care T-Shirt

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You Can't Have Saturday Without Turd T-Shirt
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Description: It's literally true. There is a turd in the word Saturday. Hey. I rhymed.

Tags: pooping, toilet, saturday, smile, poopy

You Can't Have Saturday Without Turd T-Shirt

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The Universe Must Be Simulation Because My Life Keeps Glitching T-Shirt
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Description: I mean what else could explain all these bugs?

Tags: black humor, pessimist, atheist, existentialism, pessimism
Ezekiel 23:20 Naughty Bible Verse T-Shirt
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Description: If you are a Christian, you should know your Bible verses.

Tags: anti religion, atheist, bible, christian, christian clothing

Ezekiel 23:20 Naughty Bible Verse T-Shirt

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Someday I Hope To Visit Uranus T-Shirt
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Description: Anyone else aspire to be an asstronaut?

Tags: puns, anus, adult, sex joke, space funny

Someday I Hope To Visit Uranus T-Shirt

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Social Energy Is Low Need Me Time T-Shirt
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Description: I feel this way after a lot of social activity. Just need some alone time to recharge.

Tags: anti social, sarcastic, not social, antisocial, socially awkward

Social Energy Is Low Need Me Time T-Shirt

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I'm Having Trouble Understanding Alexa Funny Quote T-Shirt
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Description: Whenever the wifi is down Amazon Echo\Alexa responds with this comment. I thought it would make a funny t-shirt.

Tags: coffee, brainfart, smart speakers, alexa, funny sayings
Why Your Cat Won't Come When You Call Their Name T-Shirt
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Description: It's well knows that the best way to get your cat to come to you is to not use their actual name.

Tags: cat, funny cats, kitty cats, kitty, catholic
Why Does Your Cat Ignore You When You Call Their Name? T-Shirt
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Description: I am pretty sure that when you call their name they just think "What now Karen?".

Tags: cats, cat lover gifts, kitten, funny cats, cute cats
Religion Is Proof That Reading The Same Book Over and Over Doesn't Make You Smarter. T-Shirt
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Description: Reading is the best way to learn new things, but you have to read new books to learn new things. Just reading your holy book over and over doesn't help.

Tags: rational, hitchens, humanist, non religious, free thinker
Whatever Sweetie T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes you just can't stand to hear any more words come out of someone's mouth, but you don't want to be rude either.

Tags: sarcastic, political, mom gift idea, stfu, mom saying

Whatever Sweetie T-Shirt

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Get The Fuck Over Yourself T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes you just want to tell people to get the fuck over yourself. Here's a more polite way to say it.

Tags: sarcasm, inspirational quote, diva, frustrated, motivational quote

Get The Fuck Over Yourself T-Shirt

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You Can't Handle This Much Ginger T-Shirt
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Description: Everyone loves a ginger, but only a few can handle them at full power.

Tags: redheads rule, redheads do it better, girl with red hair, ginger, red hair

You Can't Handle This Much Ginger T-Shirt

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Everyone's An Atheist To Someone's God T-Shirt
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Description: Everyone is an unbeliever to all the gods except the one they choose to believe in, so just drop one more and embrace atheism!

Tags: atheist, anti religion, religion, science, atheism

Everyone's An Atheist To Someone's God T-Shirt

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Fort Worth Area Codes In Distressed Gay Pride Colors T-Shirt

Description: Distressed vintage look cutouts of the area codes 817 and 682 for Fort Worth Texas in gay pride colors.

Tags: lgbtqia, gay pride, lgbt, texas christian university, 817
Fort Worth Texas Area Codes T-Shirt
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Description: Distressed vintage look cutouts of the area codes 817 and 682 for Fort Worth Texas.

Tags: vintage, texas, tx, retro, 817

Fort Worth Texas Area Codes T-Shirt

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Houston Area Codes Gay Pride Flag T-Shirt

Description: Cool gay pride themed design for anyone from the Houston area!

Tags: area codes, houston, houston astros, houston rockets, houston texans

Houston Area Codes Gay Pride Flag T-Shirt

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How About Tomorrow Satan? T-Shirt

Description: Satan really hates it when you keep putting him off without rescheduling. How rude.

Tags: irreligious, atheist, dawkins, humanism, hitchens

How About Tomorrow Satan? T-Shirt

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Poor Choices R Us T-Shirt
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Description: Sometimes they're the only option.

Tags: party, crazy, booze, drink, alcohol

Poor Choices R Us T-Shirt

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Screw Democratic Socialism and give me Fully Automated Luxury Communism instead. T-Shirt

Description: Wall-E was a great movie.

Tags: bernie, bernie sanders, communism, communist, democrat
Sheryl's She Shed Was a Meth Lab T-Shirt
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Description: Why else would it spontaneously combust?

Tags: breaking bad, dark humor gifts, methamphetamine, meth, drugs are bad

Sheryl's She Shed Was a Meth Lab T-Shirt

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Vintage Distressed Look Fuck You And The Horse You Road In On T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes it's best to be subtle in polite company.

Tags: horses, farming, ranching, equestrian, farm
Sarcasm Overload T-Shirt

Description: Sometimes it's hard to swallow.

Tags: bitchiness, sarcasm, humor, funny quote, lgbt

Sarcasm Overload T-Shirt

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Thankful That People Understand My Sarcasm T-Shirt
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Description: It's such a blessing that so many people are intelligent enough to not take my words literally...

Tags: mockery, bitch, sarcastic phrases, humor, lgbtq
Always Bee Yourself T-Shirt
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Description: Just like beeeeeeeeees.

Tags: bee puns, bees, humor, cute animals, bee

Always Bee Yourself T-Shirt

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